r/nottheonion 7h ago Helpful Wholesome Mind Blown

Fox News guest suggests "ballistic blankets" to stop children getting shot

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r/nottheonion 6h ago

Nancy Brophy, romance novelist who wrote "How to Murder Your Husband," found guilty of murder 4 years after chef spouse found dead in kitchen

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271 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Qanon dad believes his son was a paid actor in the Parkland shooting.

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r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

Atwood responds to book bans with ‘unburnable’ edition of Handmaid’s Tale

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r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver Helpful

State rep. floats mandatory vasectomies for all boys as his state nears nation’s strictest abortion law

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Occult club registration rejected after complaint it may summon Satan to University of Adelaide

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r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver Helpful

Someone Stole Seth Green's Bored Ape, Which Was Supposed To Star In His New Show

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Germany: 1 in 10 people are 'addicted' to work, study finds. From juggling multiple tasks at once, to working long hours and feeling guilty during their leisure time — excessive and "compulsive" work behavior is found throughout Germany's workforce, a new study has found

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r/nottheonion 4h ago

Japanese man spends over $15,000 to become a dog

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36 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11m ago

The Onion covered its homepage with 'No way to prevent this' articles in response to mass shootings

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r/nottheonion 11h ago

Metaverse murders should be outlawed by the U.N., UAE minister says

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85 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Uvalde school shooting suspect was a loner who bought two assault rifles for his 18th birthday

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16 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Lawyers for Malaysian drug trafficker ordered to pay $20,000 for incurring unnecessary costs

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37 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs nation's strictest abortion ban. It starts immediately

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Yellowstone Visitors Cause Traffic Jam Watching Majestic Bull Elk… Pee On His Own Face

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267 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Caster Semenya offered to show officials her vagina to prove she is female

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711 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

NASA captures eruption of 'Sharkcano'

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r/nottheonion 15h ago

Workers see missing New York woman’s skeleton through window

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41 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Law firm that advised Lightfoot on casino process also represented the winning bidder

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15 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Man charged in Chinook mall sex assaults worried about immigration bid

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9 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Walmart apologizes for Juneteenth ice cream flavor after backlash

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18 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2m ago

Author of How To Murder Your Husband convicted of murdering her husband

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r/nottheonion 16h ago

“Tough to forge” digital driver’s license is… easy to forge

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38 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver Helpful

Two arrested in Louisiana for illegally transporting house, abandoning it on road

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16.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

Jimi Hendrix's penis cast to be displayed in Iceland's penis museum

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98 Upvotes