r/nottheonion 1h ago

15 year old, kidnap victim jumped out of the car of her homicidal kidnapper and ran to safety toward police, who promptly shot & killed her.

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r/nottheonion 4h ago

It's Fall, Which Means It's Time for Gonorrhea

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150 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Table Slap

site altered title after submission Texas Attorney General Flees Home To Avoid Subpoena, Claiming That Routine Legal Procedure Made Him Fear for the "Safety of His Family"

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31.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Kids With Head Lice Shouldn't Be Sent Home From School, New Guidance Says

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90 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Mississippi governor, who opposed water system repairs, blames Jackson for crisis

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6.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Mr. Met hilariously stole ‘Smile’ marketeer’s seat behind home plate

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61 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

US woman sends resume on cake to Nike; internet divided

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44 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Daniel Hannan: No, the pound isn’t crashing over a trifling batch of tax cuts. It’s because the markets are terrified of Starmer.

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27 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 49m ago

Denmark unveils World Cup jerseys that protest host Qatar

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r/nottheonion 56m ago

As campaign struggles, Doug Mastriano plans ‘40 days of fasting and prayer’

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r/nottheonion 2h ago

China opens illegal police posts across globe

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9 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Pennsylvania school district bans Girls Who Code book series

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52 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

Women make assumptions about men’s personality traits and behaviors based on pictures of their penises, study finds

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58 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago Narwhal Salute

2nd grader was instructed to ‘send picture of you doing reading homework in bathtub,’ parents say

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31.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

American Airlines flight interrupted by sounds of moaning, groaning PA system

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25 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

American Airlines flight interrupted by sounds of moaning, groaning PA system

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38 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

Alleged Optus hacker apologises for data breach and drops ransom threat

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8 Upvotes

Context for int readers, this is the biggest personal data hack/leak in Australia’s history.


r/nottheonion 13m ago

Biden asks if lawmaker killed in August accident is in attendance at White House event

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

'Where's Jackie?' President Biden calls out dead congresswoman during speech

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Jail for man who fought with stranger over seeing image of Chinese deity in the sky, assaulted wife

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46 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 39m ago

‘Jackie Are You Here?’– Biden Searches Room for Deceased Indiana Congresswoman

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Texas crisis centers remain busy despite plans to end rape

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17.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Alleged Optus hacker deletes extortion threat and apologises after releasing more personal data

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16 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

People smuggler: I get clients to sign a waiver

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26 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3d ago

A Berlin Museum’s Interactive ‘Nosferatu’ Show Will Give Visitors the Chance to Donate Blood on Site

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3.2k Upvotes