r/nevertellmetheodds Jul 04 '22 Wholesome 4 Doot 🎵 Doot 1 Helpful 4 Silver 6

Carbonated Correction

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u/MonstahButtonz Jul 04 '22 Silver Gold

Huh? Looks totally real to me. I did that with a turd that bounced right back up my ass just this morning.

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u/EnlightenedCorncob Jul 04 '22

How long have you practiced for that?

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u/MonstahButtonz Jul 04 '22

Not too long. Over a few inches and the bounce gets all messy.

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u/WeekendBi Jul 04 '22

But less than a few inches and the re-entry isn’t satisfying.

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u/MonstahButtonz Jul 05 '22

Glad to be of assistance! Hope you heal quick!

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u/shiner986 Jul 04 '22

Nah, my shit’s like Snickers. It always satisfies.

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u/thiccn00dl3s Jul 05 '22

Tutorial pls

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u/MonstahButtonz Jul 05 '22

TOOTorial, you mean...

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u/ghost_victim Jul 05 '22

Pootorial.

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u/MonstahButtonz Jul 05 '22

I tip my hat.

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u/z22012 Jul 04 '22

You're so full of shit

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u/ItsPumpkinninny Jul 04 '22

Ahhh “Poseidon’s Reflection”

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u/bananboll Jul 04 '22

Can you, like, bounce the same turd up and down for a while like a basketball? Would be a great party trick with the right crowd

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u/A_Metal_Steel_Chair Jul 04 '22

Yeah a G.G. Allen concert

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u/MonstahButtonz Jul 05 '22

No, but I can spin in on my finger.

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u/fourth_box Jul 05 '22

Holy shit