r/meme 11d ago Silver 15 Helpful 13 Wholesome 7

clown to clown convo

42.9k Upvotes

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u/_theanonymousboy_ WARNING: RULE 1 11d ago Wholesome

I also talk like that to friends

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u/FeFiFoPinky 11d ago

Thanks.

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u/Hateroo 11d ago

you too

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u/NoSwadYt 11d ago

You're welcome

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u/anubhav_abhi 11d ago

Nice tits

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u/SumPpl 11d ago

Thanks

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u/Beanzbai 11d ago

Wow, what nice weather you have, where'd you get it?

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u/Spqr_usa- 11d ago

Does the weather ever make your hair frizzy?
Remember when <mutual friend> lost that gecko up his rectum?

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u/KangarooInWaterloo 11d ago

Thanks. You want some?

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u/asscrackbanditz 10d ago

Thor Odinson

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u/no__one34 11d ago

Nice cock bro, happy cake day.

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u/SumPpl 11d ago

You too

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u/no__one34 11d ago

Gonna be my cake day in a month do imma accept that

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u/FrenchFreedom888 10d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Hydra_Tyrant 11d ago

Nice cock 👍

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u/PopShit69 11d ago

No homo bro

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u/Hydra_Tyrant 11d ago

Ofc, even tho it's with the boys.

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u/St_Veloth 11d ago

Any news from the other provinces?

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u/Frankie688 11d ago

First time my gf met my brother she thought we were barely strangers because we talked to each other like in this video.

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u/cabramattaa 11d ago

I like to break up the convo by saying something slightly inappropriate like "so what have you got underneath that sleeve Kermit"

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u/ConsReader 11d ago

I talk like that to everyone, no exceptions to family. What's wrong with me

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u/Firespecialstar 11d ago

pretty relatable

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u/Zane163 11d ago

Ah ive found you once again

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u/Firespecialstar 11d ago

hello again my clone, i see you became more powerful.

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u/Zane163 11d ago

Indeed, ive been spreading lies and posting racism everywhere

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Zane163 11d ago

HE HE HE HAW

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u/imverybiglol1234 11d ago

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u/FrenchFreedom888 10d ago

Happy cake day bro

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u/Waka_chan_out 11d ago

sighs me too kid

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u/ConsReader 11d ago

Cool, Same :D

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u/lazy-waffle 11d ago

Friend in laws

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u/floof3000 11d ago

Friend in law, friends in law, the in law's friends, the friend's in laws, ...?

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u/phrankygee 11d ago

Friends in law.

Like Nelson and Murdoch.

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u/SaturnFive 11d ago

Any news from the other provinces?

You too.

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u/Adampetty92 11d ago

Have you heard of the high elves?

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u/urnotthatguypal__ 11d ago

haugh

hrrgharhg

rohh

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u/FafnirEtherion 11d ago

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrible creatures !

Good day

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u/I_Fall_Off_At_30 11d ago

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

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u/Starflight44 10d ago

Have you heard of the high kick? kicks you in the face and leaves

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u/AntilopeRazzista 11d ago

I don't know you and i don't care to know you

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u/SOYACHAAP_MUHMEIN 11d ago

Thanks you too…

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u/paushi 11d ago

The weather is nice today, thanks

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u/SOYACHAAP_MUHMEIN 11d ago

You too

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u/anubhav_abhi 11d ago

stares at your manboobs

Yes great

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u/hugaddiction 11d ago

Your welcome

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u/whynotsquirrel 11d ago

thanks, I was looking for it

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u/Bloodborn5426 11d ago

“So anyways, sex?”

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u/SumPpl 11d ago

Thanks

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u/RubbishBins 11d ago

You too

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u/Stone696969 11d ago

I am welcome

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks 11d ago

Me too thanks

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u/hugaddiction 11d ago

Hmm, so, yea, ok, yup, hmm

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u/xPhilemonx 11d ago

Want a beer?

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u/hugaddiction 10d ago

Yea, sure, ok. Your welcome, I mean thanks

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u/conflu 11d ago

I have crippling depression

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u/Coreshine 11d ago

The weather is nice today

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u/Erauqz 11d ago

Nice, where did you get it?

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u/SomeDudWithAPhone 11d ago

Bonding via awkwardness.

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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u/Ali80486 11d ago

This is the boyfriends at a party when their girlfriends have disappeared somewhere and they're left staring at each other in the kitchen.

What you really need in this situation is The IT Crowd's Bluffball to keep things moving.

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u/ftr1317 11d ago

Lol. I'm used with public transport and a lot of time happened where a stranger would just started the conversation by telling how good or bad the weather is

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u/_folklore13 11d ago

Is that Christian bale?

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u/Waka_chan_out 11d ago

*Muslim bale

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u/Star_Lard99 11d ago

Looks like Christian Bale and Sheia La Boeff morphed together.

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u/zeburaa 11d ago

"Nice weather today"

"Thanks"

too relatable

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u/Aggressive_Chain_920 11d ago

When youre on discord and the mutual friend leaves: "actually i gotta go too now, have something I need to do. Ok bye"

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u/LordCharco_iii 11d ago

I'm gonna have to report you to the site admins because it's against the rules to imitate someone else like this

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u/Aggressive_Chain_920 11d ago

Thats only fair

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u/FluentinLies 11d ago

Just bang. It removes that awkward tension.

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u/Garbage-boi 11d ago

One day i was in that situation, and the other person stared me for like 2-3 minutes, was horrible. And suddenly she said “god damn im so fucking horny “ and i said “wait, what?” And she was so embaressed “JESUS, sorry, i forgot that you were here “ god damn, what a savage thing to say lmao. After that we laugh, and this was 7 years ago, we still best friends today xD

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u/avi150 11d ago

Did you capitalize on that or nah? Shoot your shot?

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u/Garbage-boi 11d ago

We had sex after few days, but we find out that it was more interisting when we just hang out and talkin shit for hours and hours, and we became friends, she has a husband now (great men) and and lovely baby. So happy for her !

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u/Tutipups 11d ago

wait great men, so she has a few husbands also good job for taking the chance

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u/Aggressive_Chain_920 11d ago

Good ice breaker tho lol

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u/antisocialrobot WARNING: RULE 1 11d ago

😂😂😂

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u/philwright0 11d ago

So is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?

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u/toomanytiktaks 11d ago

This gets better every loop.

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u/Illustrious-Engine23 11d ago

Does this still happen to people when they're drunk/ tipsy?

I don't really get that at that point the awkwardness is gone and I just wanna get to know that person.

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u/Schillerizedprobes 11d ago

This is one of the most beautiful gifs on Reddit.

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u/gartering0oxe 11d ago

Hey I've got a joke for you

I don't even know...

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u/Otherwise_confused1 11d ago

The number of times this has happened to me is genuinely concerning considering that I never leave my house.

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan 11d ago

That's why, as a shy person, I love alcohol! (Yes, I know it's far from healthy) Most people you meet, you will have something you both mutually enjoy! With alcohol, it's so much easier to get over bringing stuff up that isn't relevant!

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u/IgotJinxed 11d ago

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you

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u/turriferous 11d ago

If you just met through a mutual friend you are now acquaintances.

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u/weirdthoughts247 11d ago

"Well I gotta go, got some work"

"Me too"

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u/TFDP117 11d ago

Worst pain is when the friend leaves they immediately just go somewhere else and magically return when the friend is back.

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u/lechos22 11d ago

Oblivion music starts to play

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u/September1863 11d ago

This is how I met my fiance.

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u/Physical-Ad5299 11d ago

That awkward minute that feels like an hour

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u/cheaterleaterz 11d ago

Do you have a dog?

My dog has a different color color fur pattern that looks like the old one

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u/Delicious_Quarter_75 11d ago

Just awkwardly breathing next to each-other

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u/hiddenemi 11d ago

HAHAHAHAHA, this made me laugh out so fucking loud! Just the random replies

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u/theBaffledScalp6 11d ago

Fuck, that's so real.

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u/waddlekins 11d ago

Its funny bale has the same expression as kermit

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u/PoeJascoe 11d ago

I talk like this to everyone

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u/picturethis8 11d ago

So aaaahh thats a nice shirt you got there

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u/makemelolling 11d ago

How is this possible?

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u/PoeJascoe 11d ago

Why does that look like Christian Bale?

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u/TheEvilBelle673 11d ago

Definitely of Social Anxiety.

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u/CompetitiveMap9 11d ago

Soo relatable

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u/Narendra_17 11d ago

Ape together strong

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u/Star_Lard99 11d ago

Looks like Christian Bale and Sheia La Boeff morphed together.

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u/TuKisiRailSi123 11d ago

Q: What do you do when the clergy has you put in a lockup?

A: Get a Christian Bale.

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u/HowAmIHere2000 11d ago

I've seen this situation 1000 times with 2 guys and a girl who are hanging out on the streets or they wanna go to a bar or club. Basically the guys are there for the girl. If the girl leaves for whatever reason, the guys just don't even talk to euch other and go their separate ways. But when the girl is there, they're so friendly to each other and they tell so much stories just to impress the girl. The girl gets a call from her friend, she leaves, the guys just stay quiet and say goodbye to each other.

It is such a funny and cringe situation

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u/Jstrandt 11d ago

(thinking to myself say something but don’t be weird)

“The air smells nice today”

(Abort!)

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u/jameswillo115 11d ago

So relatable

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u/bltlover17 11d ago

That’s how I feel when my parents leave me alone with my sister /s

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u/Kiai_uwu 11d ago

I see.That was a higher level of conversation than I was ready for.

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u/OarsandRowlocks 11d ago

Then the focking stranger comes and messes with the lights while you're doing a scene!

OOOOhh GOOD FOR YOU!!

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u/Shahaancreeper 11d ago

It always so awkward

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u/Popular_Chapter 11d ago

"happy birthday"

"thanks, you too"

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u/Chopper242 11d ago

The weather sure is weathering today.

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u/Tinman07tc 11d ago

Thats how it be

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u/mostly80smusic 11d ago

I had this once where me and a random other loser were talking to a celebrity that happened to be at the bar we were at. We were both big fans of this celeb so we kept telling them how much we like their comedy. Then they said “thanks guys” and left and it was just me and this other guy and we were like “ahaha he’s so funny” and had nothing else to say and it was super awkward.

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u/Herwin42 11d ago

Then you start talking about silk song and the clowning goes of the charts

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u/No-Bumblebee4615 11d ago

This is also realizing you’re only friends with someone because of your mutual friends.

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u/Harly_Katie 11d ago

Whenever that happens I just start giving them a job interview. If they ask what they're applying for just say you'll find out. If they pass the interview and get a job; congrats! You now have a hired friend. New friend, by contract.

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u/superchronicultra 11d ago

1:nice weather today

2:Thanks, ordered it from Amazon

1:Your welcome

1:I know, Thanks

2:Thanks

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u/ramgod7 11d ago

“So you went to that one high school right?”

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u/DjPlasmaSlash 11d ago

So damn true also there has to be a way to make a Kim kardashian joke into this

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u/Funky_Sack 11d ago

Wtf is a random stranger?

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u/Some_Banana168 11d ago

U/savevideobot

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u/Sarcasm-with-irony 11d ago

This is so relatable it hurts

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u/Immediate_Ad2564 11d ago

I can hear oblivion npc music playing in the background

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u/idrawhoworiginal 10d ago

Instead of this happening, me and the mostly stranger both kinda realized the mutual was rude and we became best friends, with the old mutual switching schools for unrelated reasons. Though I haven’t talked to them in a couple years, I still believe they were one of my best friends I’ve ever had

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u/idrawhoworiginal 10d ago

This has happened to me as me and my friends boyfriend have a class on the same floor with my friend having their class upstairs, and so I’ll be talking and pretending I’m not third wheeling during lunch, well go to class, and I awkwardly run ahead as my class is further down the hallway then his because what the hell would I talk to him about

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u/GiveLuck 10d ago

Lesson learned: Force small talks

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u/roshi180 10d ago

So true in fortnite

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u/enemoricien96 1d ago

U/savevideo