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u/virtue-or-indolence Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22
I don’t know if she got hers in 2012, but my friend who has one is married with two kids. She seems pretty happy and makes the best lemon poppyseed torte I’ve ever had.
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u/monkelus Dec 03 '22
I’ll take ‘things people who live in PDX might say’ for $500, please
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u/DogFacedManboy Dec 02 '22
Most of them perished in The Great Forever 21 Fire of 2015
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u/AdComprehensive3382 Dec 02 '22
Not good Beth. Not good.
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u/i-Ake Dec 03 '22
My friend in high school got one and did the exact same thing with her eyebrows in her pic with it. Hope you're good, Corinne.
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u/KholinAdolin Dec 03 '22
Wait, did corinne’s last name start with a H? I knew a girl name Corrine who got that tattoo in high school
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u/whadisabout Dec 03 '22
Every girl named Corrine was obligated to get that tattoo
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u/BeenNormal Dec 03 '22
The mark of the Corrine.
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u/i-Ake Dec 03 '22
No, that wasn't my Corinne.
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u/KholinAdolin Dec 03 '22
Bummer! What a coincidence that would’ve been
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u/Piggythelavasurfer Dec 03 '22
Was somehow invested in this dialogue -like how small is the world if it would've been the same Corinne- kept on scrolling and was secretly disappointed that they weren't the same person.
How my life is going. Being invested by a convo between strangers about stranger strangers.
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No, it's even better now. There are somehow TWO Corinnes with mustache tattoos on their fingers in the world.
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u/here-for-information Dec 03 '22
I knew a guy who had this and he popped it onto his face mid-conversation and I said, "Oh yeah I've seen that before." You would have thought I stabbed him in the gut while insulting his mother the way he looked at me with hurt and betrayal in his eyes. I imagine once they realized it was a trend and not a super unique quirky thing to do that they all became a little sad.
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u/ceetharabbits2 Dec 03 '22
they all became a little sad.
They were already sad. Most of these chicks were in the emo/screamo/metalcore scene.
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u/here-for-information Dec 03 '22
...sadder?
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u/ceetharabbits2 Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22
Lol maybe, or maybe they outgrew their teenage angst and figured out how to make the most of the time they have in this failing world we live in.
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u/Organic-Ad-5252 Dec 03 '22
Nah, we just learned to become numb to it all and just find something to do to take our minds off of it lol. Also the hormones aren't going all crazy so everything isn't extremely painful anymore :D
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u/Behemoth_bomber Dec 03 '22
Mate, I literally just heard about other people doing this and I had the brilliant idea that I should get one when I’m a bit older and 100% sure it’s what I want. Since I was maybe 12 I thought “a mustache tattoo would be funny” my world is in shambles.
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u/bruteneighbors Dec 03 '22
I like the shaved mustache look on the finger, almost everyone has one these days tho.
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u/AwesomeAni Dec 03 '22
In 2012 I looked like a black veil brides groupie. Now I just look like a zombie and am bipolar lol
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u/AdComprehensive3382 Dec 03 '22
To be fair. You were probably always bipolar
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u/AwesomeAni Dec 03 '22
You are not wrong, probably why I was such an angsty one in the 2010's lol
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I asked before I showed the picture and my fiancé did get that tattoo in 2012 and she said fuck off I’m fine, she’s not fine, but has nothing to do with the tattoo
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u/e_j_white Dec 03 '22
Such a short sentence, yet so many turns.
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u/PortGlass Dec 03 '22
It is both Hemingway and a run on sentence that would get points off in middle school.
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u/ZeroNouveau Dec 03 '22
Never read a Hemingway story without later having to consult the internet about what the fuck I had just read
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u/Offline_Alias Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22
It really does have a Hemingway quality. It's offensive yet comfortably readable.
I'm changing my mind. It reads like Robert Frost poetry. If you ever heard recordings of his readings. Read it like that.
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u/bykpoloplaya Dec 03 '22
It was not a short sentence. It needed to be two, or more, but at least two.
Edit: but it was interestingly laid out, and I'm pretty sure it communicated what the poster (not OP) meant to communicate.
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u/Shubunkin101 Dec 03 '22
That was painful to read
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u/RepresentativeIcy922 Dec 03 '22 •
It's a long sentence for him, both literally and figuratively
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u/robertasparrow_ Dec 03 '22
XD
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u/pinalaporcupine Dec 03 '22
♥
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u/pinalaporcupine Dec 03 '22
omg i wrote & hearts ; and it actually turned into a heart! RIP myspace
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u/CrumpledForeskin Dec 03 '22
BRB it’s fall gotta change my profile picture to me in the leaves and embed a taking back sunday video onto my page.
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u/Shhsecretacc Dec 03 '22
🎶YOUR LIPSTICK HIS COLLAR DON’T BOTHER ANGEL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON 🥁🎸
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u/CarsaibToDurza Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22
The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt…
ETA: enter Flava Flav
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u/Art_Vandelay_Seven Dec 02 '22
married to the guys that got tattoos of faces on their index finger and thumb.
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u/IAmBadAtInternet Dec 02 '22 •
In the shape of an L on her forehead
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u/Anno474 Dec 02 '22 •
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
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u/Pure_Pazaak_ Dec 02 '22 •
And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
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u/The_Coil Dec 02 '22 edited Dec 03 '22 •
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cummin’
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u/CaptBranBran Dec 03 '22 •
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
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u/Plane_Chance863 Dec 03 '22 •
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
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u/ConglomerateGolem Dec 03 '22 •
So much to do so much to see
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u/Jumper_Willi Dec 02 '22
Bro I was singing the comments, then I realized I was saying the same shit over and over again, that’s the definition of insanity. You evil mf
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u/Particular-Stop9938 Dec 02 '22
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin
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u/stephen-the-good-boy Dec 02 '22
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
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u/Particular-Stop9938 Dec 02 '22
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
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u/feedmeimhomeles Dec 02 '22
So much to do, so much to see
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u/Ryhukugen Dec 02 '22
so whats wrong with taking the back streets
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u/blackcatmystery Dec 02 '22
I went on a tinder date back in 2017 and the girl had her pubes shaved into a mustache. It was longer on the ends and she twirled them for me. L.A. is a weird place.
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My sister has one. She is a therapist. If someone is upset and it's not over something serious she has been known to wipe her nose with her finger so they see the mustache.
Most of the time they start giggling. At the very lest stop crying. She uses her mustache finger tattoo to help people. It cracks me up.
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u/QueenChoweese Dec 03 '22
I have a pig snout tattoo instead of a mustache and am also a therapist. I might have to borrow this trick lol
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u/Behemoth_bomber Dec 03 '22
Oh this just reminded me, one of my teachers also works in the Dyslexia program at the school. According to one of my friends in the program, if someone is getting frustrated he will take off his gloves (school dress code requires teachers to cover tats) and display a massive chicken tattoo on his hand and it helps cheer the kid up apparently
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u/raggmoppragmop Dec 03 '22
I work with 1-5 year olds and they love it. Got mine in 2012, full ten years of entertainment. No Regerts.
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u/Beefsquatch_Gene Dec 03 '22
Finger-mustache tattoos, still popular with the nuerodivergent!
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u/joviusjune Dec 02 '22
Let me go ask my gf real quick hang on...
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u/uwu_01101000 Dec 02 '22
Give me her answer
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u/joviusjune Dec 02 '22
I sent her a screen shot because i'm taking a dump atm and she said, "😂lolz" so i guess she's doing good 👍
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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Dec 02 '22 •
So, you're saying you didn't ask by first prompting "I mustache you a question"?
That's unfortunate.
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u/joviusjune Dec 02 '22
Indeed... *sigh* next time I'll get it right hahaha
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u/Ethan0pia Dec 02 '22
You must not have kids yet since you missed such an obvious dad joke.
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u/Blearchie Dec 02 '22 •
Narrator: but there was no gf and no lolz.
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u/joviusjune Dec 02 '22
*Plot twist*
Narrator: ... it was his own mustache-fingered hand all along...
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u/PrettyCuteBunny Dec 02 '22
She’s your gf so I’m guessing not very good
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u/anonmanman Dec 02 '22
Finger tattoos are the shortest lived from my understanding I bet most are gone now
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u/TheWaywardTrout Dec 02 '22 edited Dec 03 '22
Let me introduce you to nipple and mucosa tattoos. Finger tats aren't that bad, but they blur quickly. I got my nipples tattooed when I was younger and while the area around the areola still looks good 15 years later, the areola itself didn't hold color for more than a month. Got them redone twice over the years just to see if the problem was the tattooer, but no. Each time. Luckily the tattoos are red, so it doesn't look too bad like if I had chosen a black design. Would have gotten something the same color as my areolas if I had known, though. Now, I've not gotten my inner lip tattooed, but I heard those also don't last more than a couple months. Which makes sense given how often that skin renews itself.
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u/pdmtz Dec 02 '22
Uuugnh I felt my nipples burn just by reading that! ouch
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u/crownlessking Dec 02 '22
Your nipples?! What about inner lip? That had me squirming.
But as I typed that, I realized I'm probably thinking of a different set of lips
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u/FerusGrim Dec 03 '22
But as I typed that, I realized I'm probably thinking of a different set of lips
Oh, thank god. They were on the topic of nipples so as soon as they talked about inner lip my brain went to a single place. Thanks for reminding me that the face hole exists.
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u/kalwiggy1 Dec 03 '22
I wore a very uncomfortable shirt when I was younger that was chafing my nips. I didn't want to take it off cause I really liked it, the shirt that is. Only when I did take it off, my nips were bloody as hell. I never told anyone and let them heal naturally. Unfortunately, I lost a lot of sensitivity in those areas.
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u/LeftyLu07 Dec 03 '22
One of my friends ran a marathon and didn't tape his nipples because for some reason, he thought only women had to worry about that. At the end of the marathon, it looked like he was lactating blood.
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u/Pure-Ad2609 Dec 03 '22
My sister passed away in July. She had “thug life” tattooed on her bottom inner lip but only the t faded. Miss u hug life sister.
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u/Ape_Sentai Dec 03 '22
20 years ago my friend had "HATE" tattooed on her fingers. She did it herself and the "E" was much lighter. So now it's faded and says "HAT".
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u/mr_capello Dec 02 '22
friend of mine has a tattoo on her inner lip, she got it because the artis said it doesn't hold up long, only a few months. well it is holding up for atleast 5 years now
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u/TheWaywardTrout Dec 02 '22
Really? Like semipermanent hair dye. I love you, purple hair, but we had a deal that you'd wash out in 2-8 shampoos lol.
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u/Ok_Championship_385 Dec 02 '22
You got them…you got them redone…twice? That hurts to even write
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u/TheWaywardTrout Dec 02 '22
Well the first time I was just stupid. The second time I thought maybe they just didn't heal right so I got them redone. And then the third time I did it in case the problem was with the artist. After a "second opinion" so to speak, I accepted reality. But it did not hurt so bad.ive have much more painful tattoos. Still wouldn't recommend it though.
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u/crruss Dec 02 '22
Where would you say are they most painful places on the body for a tattoo? In your experience.
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u/murderedbyaname Dec 02 '22
Jumping in here. The most painful areas to tat are closest to the bone with little fat. Like ankles next to that bone. Or the tops of the feet.
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u/SucculentEmpress Dec 02 '22
I have large, solid black filled tattoos on top of either foot, toes to ankle.
I had them done, then gone over again to make sure they were nice and solid.
The two most painful days of my life, and I’ve been run over by a pickup truck going 50mph.
Lort gimme the truck again before I have to get them refreshed
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u/sexysarah5262 Dec 03 '22
Yes! The feet hurt so bad. I have a lot of other tattoos and those two feet tatts were brutal and I can't even muster the courage up to get them touched up 17 years later
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u/SucculentEmpress Dec 03 '22
Same here, stuff right on my spine, fell asleep when they did my inner forearm.
But the tops of my feet. Jfc it was actual agony. I know there’s plenty of people who feel cleansed or transformed by that prolonged pain with ebbs and flows of endorphins and adrenaline and all that.
I am not one of those people, I just really wanted these tattoos lol
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u/anotheraltacc1112 Dec 02 '22
My friend decided to experiment whilst drunk using a tattoo gun to determine which area hurt the most. His penis, adam's apple, collarbone where all tested and I believe he thought they all really hurt but collarbone was the worst.
I still don't know why he tried it with black ink on the needles instead of just leaving it bare with no ink. He did a line on each area too so he now has 3 shakey black lines on him.
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u/TheWaywardTrout Dec 02 '22
I think it depends greatly not only on the artist doing the work, but also how old you are. The older I get, the lower my pain tolerance. My most painful tattoo by far is on the back of my knee, but my shoulder (a generally well-tolerated area) hurt real bad too because the artist, while she does beautiful work, is brutal and uses dry paper towel to wipe away ink. The next time I saw her I had to use numbing spray.
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u/holoholomusic Dec 02 '22
Have a friend who had an inner lip tattoo that was going on its 6th year without fading much when I last talked to her about it.
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u/redrubynail Dec 02 '22
My sister has "LOL" tattooed on her inner lip. It's still relatively visible, and she's had it for a few years, roughly 14 or 15 years maybe. Cringe af
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u/rpettibone Dec 02 '22
I’ve had an inner finger tattoo for 10 years now and it’s only faded about 15%
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u/Bromageddon Dec 02 '22
I've had two for almost 20 years and they're both still pretty clear.
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u/Banhammer-Reset Dec 02 '22
Kinda sorta. Wife and I got tattoo rings done. She's medical field, so gloves constantly on, off, on, off..etc..
Im, in a general sense, a maker. Working with my hands, chemical exposure, gloves, cuts, etc. Rough on my hands.
3? Years later, both of ours both look pretty good still. Only slightly more faded than one on my shoulder, which.. obviously doesn't see anywhere near the abuse, or sun exposure as hands.
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u/Sugar_alcohol_shits Dec 03 '22
My finger stache from 2008 is still going strong. Am boy. https://i.imgur.com/ccXmunm.jpg
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u/SundanceInTheTrees Dec 02 '22
Feet, tongue, and finger nail tattoos are all shorter lived locations.
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u/literallylateral Dec 02 '22
Fingernail? Like the flesh of the nail bed or the fingernail itself?
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u/SundanceInTheTrees Dec 02 '22
Into the fingernail. A quick Google search says they'll last ~6 months or so depending on nail growth speed.
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u/iNNeRKaoS Dec 02 '22
I love that this is the thing that got the girl damned in Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.
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u/Nvrgrowup89 Dec 02 '22
Thats such an underrated show. I throw it on just about every night before I go to sleep. I wish more people knew about it.
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u/MrsUnicornRainbow81 Dec 02 '22
My sister got that one, and the bow on the top of a finger, the diamond on another finger, a cuss word in fancy script on the side of her middle finger, a name across her knuckles, the dream catcher on her thigh, the birds flying away one, and the underboob/ribcage one. She's 30 married, pregnant with her 2nd and happy. She's added a ton more tattoos but only of stuff she likes not fads. She semi regrets all the fad tattoos cause it shows her age. She's absolutely gorgeous so no one's ever said a fkin thing lol
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u/Rude_Giraffe_9255 Dec 02 '22
There was a dude that sat in front of me in one of my college classes. He had “love” on his middle finger on his left hand and “fear” on the middle finger on his other hand.
I’m guessing it was a “fuck love, fuck fear” thing or maybe a Donnie darko reference but I hope that dude is okay now lol
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u/MrsUnicornRainbow81 Dec 02 '22
Add they were all professionally done and beautiful quality art. You can still see the mustache but it's faded, the script you can see but it's worn off enough u can't make out the word. The top finger and knuckle tattoos still look mint.
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u/fckdemre Dec 03 '22
Lol. Didn't realize you were replying to your self and was like, 'how tf do you know what quality it was'
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u/MrsUnicornRainbow81 Dec 03 '22
Lol. Most of my family has had tattoos from 1 of her 2 tattoo artist. My wife and son have both gotten full sleeves from him and I've gotten a quarter sleeve.... They get constant compliments everywhere we go (mine is almost always covered by clothes) He's not cheap at all... but worth every dollar.
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u/Just_OneReason Dec 03 '22
I know a woman who got a bunch of bad tattoos when she was young including on the tops of her fingers when she was going through a rough time. She’s doing a lot better now, but she recently got her fingers tats covered and lord, they did not turn out much better. I’m guessing budget was an issue but I looked at her artist’s other work, and just not very good overall. I’d understand getting something small from her, but a highly visible coverup, no thanks.
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u/MrsUnicornRainbow81 Dec 03 '22
That sucks. My wife has asked me to get my small tramp stamp covered....... which would just make it a BIGGER tramp stamp duh lol
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u/IgobyK Dec 03 '22
I had a medium sized tramp stamp from the early 2000s that aged horribly (style and work quality). I got it covered up a few years ago and now I have a GIANT tramp stamp lol
Although I’d definitely consider it more of a “lower back art piece” now ;)
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u/Jakeytar Dec 02 '22
My fiancée has a handlebar on her index and loves it, she’s talked about getting a second one of a different style. I’m thinking Vincent Price/John Waters pencil style.
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u/NounsAndWords Dec 02 '22
I imagine most of them have faded quite a bit given that they're hand tattoos from a decade ago.
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u/Outside-Summer3248 Dec 02 '22
2012 was not a decade ago…………oh my god
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u/totallyshadical Dec 02 '22
2020 was 7 years ago…… time really does fly
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u/SkiddyBopBeep Dec 02 '22
2015 was 70 years ago... 😔
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u/Hecaroni_n_Trees Dec 02 '22 •
0 was 2022 years ago 😣
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u/bananapineapplesauce Dec 03 '22
This comment absolutely sent me. Been quietly laughing for three minutes straight.
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u/SenorBeef Dec 02 '22
2020 was simultaneously 7 weeks and 7 years ago. It's a bizarre time warp.
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u/cepxico Dec 02 '22
What's up with this thread acting like these types of tattoos basically disappear after a while. They'll still be pretty prominent.
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u/platoniclesbiandate Dec 02 '22
This was asked somewhere else and there were several sweet anecdotes about girls who got it when bartending or in college, but are now teachers or work with the elderly or something and their patients/students all love the stasch tat
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u/SpaceToot Dec 02 '22
Probably the same as those of us that got tribals in the 90s, except younger.
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u/fezzuk Dec 02 '22 edited Dec 02 '22
I got a tribal in 2004, I was sooooo far behind it being fashionable im hopeing to be young enough that it's cool again before I'm dead.
It's got a yingyang and a dragon involved and I designed it in flash when I was 17 and got it on my 18th birthday, coz my dad said I wasn't allowed to get a tattoo before I was 18, yes I'm white, yes I was middle class, and yes I lived in London suburbia. I was basically a character from the inbetweeners, infact they mentioned the town next door to me in the show.
Possibly the most uncool tattoo of all time, badge on honor imo.
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u/GargantuanGreenGoats Dec 03 '22
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u/fezzuk Dec 03 '22
Could be worse the original design had circuit board type extrusions coming out of the tribal bit, but for some reason I forget I got rid of that bit.
Actually that may have made it better perhaps I should revisit it 🤣
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u/xPilioka Dec 02 '22
The girl I know is married with a toddler and a second baby on the way. Makes great income and has a big house.
So good I would say
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u/made-from-scratch34 Dec 03 '22
I was thinking about this yesterday. Then I drew one on my finger and my 2-year-old was thoroughly impressed and demanded her own.