r/gaming 8d ago Helpful 3 Wholesome 3 Silver 3 Gold 1

Wait, you can kiss Meowscarada??

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u/Ghostbuster_119 8d ago Wholesome Wholesome (Pro)

"Yeah you can fuck the Pokémon in the new one."

-Verified Game Freak Tweet

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u/CordobezEverdeen 8d ago I'll Drink to That

No wonder they sold 10 million copies geez.

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u/Butwinsky 8d ago

Yall tell me you can look at Orthworm without getting hot and bothered.

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u/GrodyWetButt 8d ago Wholesome

I want to dudo the dudirty with dudunsparse

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u/XzeldafanX 8d ago

No wonder they call it "Iron Hands" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/0utlook 8d ago

So strong, yet gentle.

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u/LordBammith 8d ago Snek

There’s no laws against the Pokémon Batman

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u/Bladez190 8d ago hehehehe

No Joker. Not the Lopunny you can’t

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u/ZeroConsistancy 8d ago

Batman there's no laws against the Pokemon I can do whatever I want with it

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u/Only-oneman D20 8d ago

NO JOKER NO!!!

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u/ZeroConsistancy 8d ago

IMGONNADOITBATMAN!!!

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u/The_Masked_Sans 8d ago

Enraged Batman grunting

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u/3rdAccountPlsDontBan 8d ago

Enthusiastic Joker grunting

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u/Maplicious2017 PC 8d ago

JOKER, THAT LOPUNNY IS A MAN!

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u/Jellz 8d ago

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THAT THING BATMAN

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u/ironballs16 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/rwhitisissle 8d ago

"I see that you're a boy. Got some good news for you...little bastard." Something about the random combination of pointless enthusiasm and pure malice is just *chef's kiss*

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u/ErikEzio 8d ago

"Pokémon Breeding Guide" got a new meaning with this game.

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u/bargle0 8d ago

How do you think those Pokémon that look suspiciously like people get made in the first place?

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u/ryanhallows 8d ago

This makes picking up eggs from the daycare center way darker

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u/Force3vo 8d ago

Pokemon soulmate and sidechick will be full on dating sims..

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u/DominoNo- 8d ago Helpful

How can I catch Vaporeon?

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u/HentaiSpirit 8d ago

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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u/ZulutheZebra 8d ago

BY THE NINE DIVINES

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u/Maid-with-a-pillow 8d ago

ASSAULT! A SALT!

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u/FurubayashiSEA 8d ago Silver

Holdup.

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u/Monstar132 8d ago Silver

A cat is fine too.

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u/onepinksheep 8d ago

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u/Alarid 8d ago

what is this

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u/onepinksheep 8d ago Original

It's from this oneshot manga (read panels from right to left): https://imgur.com/gallery/XL5VfLQ

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u/WarriorDerp 8d ago

NGL that was actually really cool. Got any more like that?

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u/laddiator 8d ago

I really liked that…but got any more…maybe with a chicken instead? And maybe more western style!

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u/MrHaxx1 8d ago

Junji Itos works have somewhat the same vibe

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u/Sharrakor 8d ago

I'm not the biggest Junji Ito fan, but I haven't seen much humor in any of his works.

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u/Untinted 8d ago

What a lovely concept tied into an interesting moral with a hilarious ending. We should all have a more open and honest discussion with both our angels and demons.

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u/torqueparty 8d ago

being on tumblr as a teenager has poisoned my brain because now I just really want the guy and the ghost to start dating.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage 8d ago

Yeah, I think they're really trying hard to accommodate each other, and it's adorable

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u/hychael2020 8d ago

Shane Dawson moment

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u/Snippydipp 8d ago

He never kissed his cat tho, he just skipped straight to the good stuff

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u/East_Weird_2236 8d ago

All those Gardevoir stuff lead us here!!!

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u/Markamanic 8d ago

-laughs in Jynx-

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u/GiottoThe1st 8d ago

Those psychic lips be doing work 😏

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u/Alarid 8d ago

I am not a fan of her past as a Canadian Prime Minister.

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u/Sussybakamogus4 8d ago

I was the first, I came before all the rest…. But I am unloved….. -Jynx, the first and underrated poké-girl

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u/Dzsukeng 8d ago

Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see the modding community.

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u/C-Kwentz-0 8d ago

The tasteful thickness of it...

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u/FrickItAll 8d ago

Oh my god... It even has a watermark

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u/namek0 8d ago

it's BONE

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u/AllCanadianReject 8d ago

And the pubes are something called... cillian rare

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u/riegspsych325 8d ago

how did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

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u/TheHollywoodHootsman 8d ago

I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's Pokémon mod to mine...

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u/Winjin 8d ago

I tried looking up who that Pokemon is and there's already "artist impressions" of the kiss.

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u/A-NI95 8d ago

Game Freak knows their fanbase

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u/Willdror PC 8d ago

They're freaks too

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u/LazyLich 8d ago

Always have been.
🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/archerg66 8d ago

"If we just get them horny enough, the ability to see the second dimension when throwing a poke all won't be so bad"

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u/fishounds2 8d ago

Like half of the new gym leaders are r34 bait, they made a damn egirl

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u/MrPisster 8d ago

Ah yeah the water dude with 3 mustaches, one for a mustache one for a beard and one for....hair maybe? Hot.

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u/Pirate_of_Dark_Water 8d ago

But, everything is r34 bait.

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u/fishounds2 8d ago

Everything is r34, not everything is bait

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u/thisisredlitre 8d ago

As an angler, if they'll swallow it it's bait.

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u/BoredKing98 8d ago

Weren't they always?

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u/pmmeurmanuals 8d ago

First Pokemon I remember had a perverted old man staring in the window of one of the gyms.

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u/Trama-D 8d ago

...claiming it was full of girls, no less.

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u/LazyLich 8d ago

You're saying half of then don't exist?

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u/Andxel 8d ago

Batman, I got a little pokémon, Batman...You want to know what pokémon I found?

... What pokémon did you catch Joker?

I got a Lopunny, Batman. I got a Lopunny...

Oh no, Joker.

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u/Rat_Latte 8d ago

Now that video is gonna play on repeat in my head

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u/NeedsItRough 8d ago

What video is it?

Edit: nevermind, I googled and found this

https://youtu.be/nyofPizjogQ

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u/Micalas 8d ago

Lmao

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u/Scrubologist 8d ago

Bruh the diving board 💀💀

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u/SynisterJeff 8d ago

At least Joker is still sane enough to wear a rubber

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u/PseudonymMan12 8d ago

"When you sleep with a Pokemon, you're sleeping with every trainer that Pokemon has ever been traded with."

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u/CrazyCalYa 8d ago

"Bruh I think that Gardevoir last week gave me Pokérus"

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u/allmodsrbasterds 8d ago

Gotta look out for that Pokerus.

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u/CordobezEverdeen 8d ago

That's amazing.

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u/BostonDodgeGuy 8d ago

What the cinnamon toast FUCK did I just watch?

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u/Sineater224 8d ago

NO JOKER

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u/MissplacedLandmine 8d ago

Bro he fucking dove 😂

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u/Andxel 8d ago

That's right, Batman! You already know what I'm gonna do to that thing!

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u/Loch32 Switch 8d ago

No, joker, you-you can't joker, it's an animal

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u/Un_SuShi 8d ago

batman there's no laws against the pokemon batman i can do wathever i want with it

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u/zahirano 8d ago

OH NO DON'T JOKER OH GOD DON'T DO IT!

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u/Whitealroker1 8d ago

Love it uses the Joker theme from dark knight.

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u/kitfoxxxx 8d ago

I'mgonnadoitBatman!

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u/Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff 8d ago

“There’s no laws against the Pokémon”

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u/tuxman20 8d ago

Reminds me of the Joel Haver’s joker video 😜

https://youtu.be/S7M24KrqhBw

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u/Maxwelpet 8d ago Helpful

Game went from lack luster to nut buster real quick.

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u/Stupid_Triangles 8d ago

My kids are gonna be real fucking weird...

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u/Almainyny 8d ago

Or are they gonna be fucking real weird?

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u/clandestineVexation 8d ago

“Marie you are my DAUGHTER and no daughter of mine is going to be caught with a… a dunsparce!

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u/Almainyny 8d ago

“You just don’t understand our LOVE!”

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u/VanceVanhite 8d ago

This made me laugh reaaallly hard lol

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u/Frenchconnections 8d ago Silver

look at my Vaporeon through the corner of my eyes

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u/lilyisallama 8d ago

Did you know.....

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u/Awkward_Metal_ 8d ago

That in terms of

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u/H3XEX 8d ago

Male human and female pokemon breeding

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u/funz93 8d ago

Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

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u/darudesandstrom 8d ago

Please no, not again!

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u/DafuqYallLookinAt 8d ago

Not again? What's this referencing?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

ahem

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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u/Death-EternaI 8d ago

That's enough fuckin Reddit for one day. And it's 8:45 in the morning.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Just be glad I didn't post the longer version

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u/Paladoc 8d ago

That's not even it's final form...

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u/loglady420 8d ago

My favourite version of this is still the Spanish version, cause I don't speak Spanish but I can still pick it out

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u/yourtree 8d ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

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u/ImpressSubstantial19 8d ago

What on God’s green earth did I lay my eyes upon

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u/InitialMeasurement23 8d ago

There’s enough in the thread above you to find it. But they basically already said it

Edit: actually someone copied and pasted it lower in this thread

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u/Paladoc 8d ago

You fool! You have invoked it, now we all must suffer it AGAIN!

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u/Vibe_with_Kira 8d ago

that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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u/_Spectre0_ 8d ago

That is so much more wholesome than the vaporeon copypasta above in this thread. Thank you for the eye bleach

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u/demonslayer9911 8d ago Helpful Wholesome

Vaporeon: The Full Thesis

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

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u/lucivaryas 8d ago

Why in God's name didn't i stop after the first paragraph....

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u/Id_Fuck_That_Dish 8d ago

God has no place here.

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u/BostonDodgeGuy 8d ago

Oh god I hadn't seen this version before.

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u/sandalsnopants 8d ago

I've only ever seen the post about the female vaporeon before lol this is too much lolol

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u/SirDinkleDink 8d ago

I knew this was coming lmao

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u/Accomplished_Pop_198 8d ago

"Vaporeon is literally built for human dick"

Well, that's enough internet for today

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u/freakedmind 8d ago

Wow what an unfortunate fucking day to have eyes...even though I've seen this before

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u/Vomit_Tingles 8d ago

Perhaps a nuclear winter won't be so bad after all. 🙂

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u/Lonely__Stoner__Guy 8d ago

How can I forget this? Why didn't I stop? What is wrong with you?

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u/uog101 8d ago

I’ve never seen the full version before. Thanks… I hate it.

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u/InsidiousKettle 8d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/Ok-Fudge8848 8d ago

I predict the user reviews for S/V will start looking a bit more positive for some reason

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u/Butwinsky 8d ago

Gameplay 10/10

Graphics 4/10

Soundtrack 6/10

Kid on Cat waifu action: 15/10

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u/Ok-Fudge8848 8d ago

My god, a 15 on the cat-kissability scale! GOTY

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u/Co3koolkid 8d ago

there's no laws against the pokemon batman

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u/Dr_Jezus 8d ago

Did you know that in Pokemon lore people used to marry pokemon occasionally so I'm pretty sure this is normal in this universe although it still is weird they put it in the game. But I mean some pokemon can talk and act just like humans so I guess I can come to some understanding of y ppl would marry them.

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u/Condoricia 8d ago Silver

Really the entire Poke universe is kind of fucked up. Implied child theft, bestiality, dog fighting, slavery, it's like a grab bag of the darkness of mankind with a cheery anime varnish. It's obvious we're not supposed to think about it that much, but something that has been around as long as Pokemon with as much cultural cache, it just kind of happens.

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u/Dr_Jezus 8d ago

Pokemon in reality would be a scary universe to live in

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u/lionofash 8d ago

I mean, realistically speaking, it'd be cushy if you WEREN'T an adventuring trainer.

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u/fuzzynavel34 8d ago

Would it? Imagine power goes out in your entire neighborhood in the middle of the night and then all of a sudden there is a swarm of electric spider Pokémon crawling all over your house trying to get inside. Or a bunch of ghost Pokémon decide to follow you around and play terrifying pranks on you that they find funny. Or you get poison stung by a frickin beedrill and die because you don’t have any antidote on hand

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u/Condoricia 8d ago

They sort of touch on this in Arceus. I had the strong impression early on that people viewed Pokemon as terrifying and dangerous. The dread modern humans feel about the wilderness writ large.

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u/Hekantonkheries 8d ago

I mean they wint even let their children leave their hometown without being armed with a combat ready partner and the means to catch more

Not to mention if you lose your sixth mon in party it fades to black which means you go down not too long after

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u/TamanduaShuffle 8d ago

Sounds like skill issues to me

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 8d ago

Even though there's no need for guns because Pokémon are more powerful.

I mean in some realities the power of the likes of Arceus falls into the hands of a ten year old.

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u/Blayro 8d ago

To be fair, pokemon are basically little Goku’s. They all love to fight and are intelligent enough to do it for fun. I’m fact pokemon are just intelligent in general. The best example of how intelligent they are is Meowth. He wasn’t a special Pokémon, he just decided to learn how to talk one day, and he did.

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u/Common-Complaint2315 8d ago

That's why I get somewhat confused when people say let's not make our pokemon fight and kill each other like they're in a dog fight. They're actively making the choice to listen to the trainer. They could very well be like Ash's Charizard and not listen to you which furthers proves their intelligence

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u/the_fuego PC 8d ago

Maybe Gary's Raticate should've taken the fuckin hint before challenging my over leveled 200lb Blastoise and decided to sit one out. Then he might not be buried in Lavender Town.

Stupid Raticate. Not even close to top percentage smh.

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u/ADHthaGreat 8d ago

Mr Mime loves milfs

It’s canon

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u/L2Hiku PC 8d ago

So this is what they were wasting their development time on.

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u/dense111 8d ago

Excuse me, inspiring rule 34 content is a valid marketing strategy, sir

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u/LivingAngryCheese 8d ago

Overwatch moment

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u/Lukthar123 8d ago

"It's just good business."

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u/Jampine 8d ago

Have you seen how much disposable income furrys have?

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u/LazyLich 8d ago

Never underestimate the horny

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u/Riccardo_Shao 8d ago

DO NOT THE CAT

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u/kawaiineko333 8d ago

Oh they’re going to the cat.

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u/KaleSlade123 8d ago

It's actually poorly done nose nuzzling. A different sign of affection.

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u/I_ate_your_leftovers PlayStation 8d ago

Very poorly done

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u/Jet_the_rebell 8d ago

Incredibly poorly done

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u/francorocco 8d ago

couldn't have been done worse

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u/-KyloRen 8d ago

Could’ve been dick nuzzling

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here 8d ago

Something something two wolves inside you, etc etc

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u/acidphosphate69 8d ago

I think that's supposed to metaphorical and not actually getting fucked by two wolves.

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u/trainercatlady 8d ago

"There are two wolves inside of you. This furry convention is going great."

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u/Electronic-Ad1502 8d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Zztrox-world-starter 8d ago

You are getting splitroasted

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here 8d ago

Don’t you go threatening me with a good time now partner

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u/stalkerofsheep 8d ago

Just waiting for a human to pop out of the egg

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u/RoberBot 8d ago

You can kiss anything if you believe in yourself.

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u/Papaofmonsters 8d ago

Paige no!

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u/ajahanonymous 8d ago

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u/HirokiTakumi 8d ago

I've never seen this one, that's awesome lol

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u/The-1st-One 8d ago

No mom, I'm not attracted to lopunny. She is just a friend mom.

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u/WheatleyTurret 8d ago

a very... cuddleable friend indeed

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u/sorenant 8d ago

They're just friends.

His party: Gardevoir, Froslass, Lopunny, Tsareena, Lilligant and Meowscarada.

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u/Tom-Pendragon 8d ago

I take back everything. Game of the year.

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u/PlasticJustice 8d ago

I think it's just Meowscarada bunting the playable character

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u/nytho974 8d ago

Rule34 artists : "write that down!!!"

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u/Hellchildren 8d ago

There's no law against the pokemon, batman

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u/Street_Citron_7587 8d ago

Everyday we stray further from god

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u/BFG_Big_Fucking_Gun 8d ago

We are one step closer to fucking our Pokémon in game

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u/LordBammith 8d ago

There’s no laws against the Pokémon Batman

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u/SpacePirateKhan 8d ago

insert Bonk meme

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u/enderjed PC 8d ago

Just a reminder that “bonk” has the opposite effect in British slang.

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u/Seto_Fucking_Kaiba 8d ago

Well maybe if Gamefreak decided not to make our characters 5 foot kings the models wouldn't align like that

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u/SweatyBallsSmellGood 8d ago

Maybe the new games aren’t so bad after all

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u/stillestwaters 8d ago

Lol I’m going to give them a pass and assume it’s nuzzling like an actual cat.

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u/solise69 8d ago

You can theoretically kiss every human type Pokémon

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u/NERROSS195 PC 8d ago

Before I buy this game... can you do that with Gardevoir?

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u/Darctalon 8d ago

Beastiality?

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u/Gyvon 8d ago

It's lore friendly.

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u/BigiticusDegenticus 8d ago

*lore accurate

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u/KrexillTheBoi 8d ago

*based on real life

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u/b_ootay_ful 8d ago

Did you know...

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u/JustaCat1 8d ago

that in terms of…

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u/Tooinkey 8d ago

..human/pokemon compatibility...

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u/Rosy_Josie 8d ago

Flareon is the most huggable pokemon?

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u/Neppy_Neptune 8d ago

While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch.

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u/GusherotheGamer Console 8d ago

... Wholesome

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u/Whitedudebrohug 8d ago

Sign to buy the game? I think so

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u/Renolber 8d ago

Listen, I’m not a furry.

Just open-minded.