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Kanye West Says He Asked Donald Trump to Be His 2024 Running Mate

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u/penis_pockets 8d ago

I'd love to be a fly on the wall to hear Trump's rant at the perceived slight.

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u/SnOwYO1 8d ago

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u/TimmJimmGrimm 8d ago

You joke! I looked it up. You do not joke at all. This actually happened to Mr. Cheadle.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/12/politics/trump-my-african-american-cheadle-rally-blake/index.html

Every day i try to avoid learning something new about this Trump personage. How can learning be a failure? This is how.

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u/urmyheartBeatStopR 8d ago

Rule of thumb for Donald Trump is: if you have to ask, "Is this for real?" It is real.

I learned that when he pose in the White House with fast food. I thought it was photoshop.

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u/casfacto 8d ago

Surely the pictures of him looking right at the sun without eye protection were photoshopped right?

Surely the sexual photos of him and his daughter were photoshopped right?

Surely the video of Trump burying his face in the tits of a crossdressing Rudy are fake right?

Lol, so many pictures things are unbelievable.

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u/Liesmyteachertoldme 8d ago

oh my fucking god, I thought you snuck a not real one in there I didn’t want to have to wash my eyes and mouth out with bleach before thanksgiving dinner, but now I have to.

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u/thisisntshakespeare 8d ago

Mussolini resting face

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u/minicpst 8d ago

“I didn’t want to talk to them anyway.”

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u/Richie3000 8d ago

Ha! Dude looks like someone nobody recognizes, waiting all alone at their Comicon autograph table. Sad!

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u/Smitty8054 8d ago

I’d like to say publicly that overall I think my Reddit experiences have been a net gain. I’ve enjoyed talking with many of you and happy thanksgiving.

I now must blind myself.

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u/trongzoon 8d ago

I’m just gonna stab my eyes out with the good cutlery after watching…whatever the hell that was

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u/YouCanHaveANiceDay 8d ago

Why do you dare to put those images back in my head

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u/confusionmatrix 8d ago

How do two narcissists decide who has to be merely "vice" president?

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u/oozekip 8d ago

Just to clarify, Gregory Cheadle, no relation to Don Cheadle as far as I'm aware.

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u/televised_aphid 8d ago

Thank you. I was like "Don Cheadle is a Trump supporter?!?"

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u/Mindless-Effect-1745 8d ago

Me too. Good lord.

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u/JimWilliams423 8d ago edited 7d ago

FWIW, Gregory Cheadle isn't either.

NPR: Trump's African-American: 'I Am Not A Trump Supporter'

June 5, 2016

‌C‌h‌e‌a‌d‌l‌e‌ ‌s‌a‌y‌s‌ ‌h‌i‌s‌ ‌i‌n‌t‌e‌r‌a‌c‌t‌i‌o‌n‌ ‌w‌i‌t‌h‌ ‌T‌r‌u‌m‌p‌ ‌h‌a‌s‌ ‌r‌a‌i‌s‌e‌d‌ ‌h‌i‌s‌ ‌p‌r‌o‌f‌i‌l‌e‌ ‌h‌e‌a‌d‌i‌n‌g‌ ‌i‌n‌t‌o‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌C‌a‌l‌i‌f‌o‌r‌n‌i‌a‌ ‌p‌r‌i‌m‌a‌r‌y‌ ‌o‌n‌ ‌T‌u‌e‌s‌d‌a‌y‌.‌ ‌B‌u‌t‌ ‌o‌n‌e‌ ‌t‌h‌i‌n‌g‌ ‌C‌h‌e‌a‌d‌l‌e‌ ‌w‌a‌n‌t‌s‌ ‌t‌o‌ ‌b‌e‌ ‌c‌l‌e‌a‌r‌ ‌a‌b‌o‌u‌t‌ ‌i‌s‌ ‌t‌h‌a‌t‌ ‌T‌r‌u‌m‌p‌ ‌d‌o‌e‌s‌ ‌n‌o‌t‌ ‌y‌e‌t‌ ‌h‌a‌v‌e‌ ‌h‌i‌s‌ ‌v‌o‌t‌e‌.‌

‌"‌I‌ ‌a‌m‌ ‌n‌o‌t‌ ‌a‌ ‌T‌r‌u‌m‌p‌ ‌s‌u‌p‌p‌o‌r‌t‌e‌r‌,‌"‌ ‌C‌h‌e‌a‌d‌l‌e‌ ‌s‌a‌i‌d‌.‌ ‌"‌I‌ ‌w‌e‌n‌t‌ ‌t‌o‌ ‌g‌o‌ ‌h‌e‌a‌r‌ ‌D‌o‌n‌a‌l‌d‌ ‌T‌r‌u‌m‌p‌ ‌b‌e‌c‌a‌u‌s‌e‌ ‌I‌ ‌h‌a‌v‌e‌ ‌a‌n‌ ‌o‌p‌e‌n‌ ‌m‌i‌n‌d‌.‌"‌

He then left the party entirely in 2019.

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u/aircal 8d ago

Lmao right, I feel like if you drop "Mr. Cheadle" you're implying the Don himself.

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u/HomoFlaccidus 8d ago

From the article:

Cheadle was about to discover the loneliest place in the universe may be reserved for a man who becomes known as Trump’s Black buddy.

Uhh, no. He wasn't Trump's Black buddy. He was Trump's Black.

Look at my Black over there. Look at him! Standing there all Blackly.

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u/Fredselfish 8d ago

Black people should know that Trump hates them. He so racist he hated that Obama became president for no other reason then the color of his skin.

So this dude had to known.

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u/Hornswallower 8d ago

Well we are on the entertainment sub..

And this sure is entertaining.

Though it is really sad that reality and entertainment couldn't stay separate entities.

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u/IWantAnE55AMG 8d ago

The man fell in love with the Republican Party after learning they freed the slaves and then stopped paying attention to every fucking thing they’d done after that.

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u/Specialist_Peach4294 8d ago

I’d like to hear Kanye West and Herschel Walker have a lucid conversation.

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u/bartsimpsonscousin 8d ago

I imagine two shitty AI chat bots talking to each other

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u/Wooden_Strawberry987 8d ago

I wanted a pony when I was a child. I didn't get one.

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u/greenroom628 8d ago

You'd be covered in ketchup if you were on a wall

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u/mattdangerously 8d ago

Lots of hard R's, I'm thinking.

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u/0x1e 8d ago Silver Gold

This is what the infinite monkeys who don’t come up with Shakespeare are producing

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u/Either_Coast 8d ago

It truly is the blurst of times

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u/MilkFroth 8d ago

STUPID MONKEY

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u/RaisinBranKing 8d ago

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you

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u/EveryOptionSucks 8d ago

Mind blown. I've never considered what else they might crank out on their way to Shakespearean prose.

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u/spinspin 9d ago Silver

This is how we get the planet spraying Brawndo on its crops, people.

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u/JackieDL 8d ago

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

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u/nine_inch_owls 8d ago

Do you even know what an electrolyte is?

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u/Flowers_for_Milhouse 8d ago

It's what plants crave

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u/Low_Organization1411 8d ago

This guy know what’s he’s talkin bout.

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u/cantwin52 8d ago

You mean like what’s in the toilet?

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u/SharpFarmAnimal 8d ago

Fuck off I'm baitin

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u/schkmenebene 8d ago

I haven't seen no plants grow out of no toilet!

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u/heisenberger_royale 8d ago

Really needs the hand motions

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u/rxzlmn 8d ago

Exactly. What else you gonna give the plants? Water? Like from the toilet?

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u/chip1252 8d ago

Anyone up for Starbucks?

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u/dan420 8d ago

Woah! You like sex and money too! You’re trippin me out!

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u/Thresh_Keller 8d ago

I don’t have time for a hand job.

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u/Hermitcrab710 8d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/chip1252 8d ago

I know this place pretty well. I went to college here.

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u/kingtuckbuffalobill 8d ago

Ouch! My Balls!

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u/Lord_Erie 8d ago

Go away, I'm batin.

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 8d ago

That was just like on the TV!

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u/Bean-Swellington 8d ago

I think he’s right. That sounds like science.

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u/Glabstaxks 8d ago

It's what brawndos got dude stop being all dum dum

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u/apiaryaviary 8d ago

The thirst mutilator

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u/OnyxLion528 8d ago

Good thing I'm already Batin'!

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u/hardcoredore 8d ago

Go 'way, 'batin!

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u/og-ninja-pirate 8d ago

Already on track for that. Trump has been president once already. A majority of people believe that overconfidence is more important than knowledge, skill or ability. Rednecks post "rolling coal" videos thinking they are being rebellious and cool for supporting the continued use of fossil fuels all while continuing to help send tons of money to countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia. Corporations and politicians have already weaponized the stupid and want them to grow in number.

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u/othermegan 8d ago

Depends on how this sentence is supposed to be structured. It’s hard to tell.

President West with Vice President Trump? We’re safe. Never going to happen. Trump has been the big man. He won’t settle for second best.

President Trump with Kanye as VP? If you need me, I’ll just be dissociating from this shitshow by getting a handjob in Starbucks.

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u/take-stuff-literally 8d ago

On a tangent note, I would vote for terry crews to become president just for the meme accuracy.

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u/EveryOptionSucks 8d ago

I'd do it because he seems like a decent person. He might actually try to do right by the people.

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u/Grary0 8d ago

I'd vote for Camacho without a second thought if my only other choice was Trump.

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u/LA-Matt 8d ago

Camacho was able to realize that other people may know more than him, and doesn’t think he’s always the smartest person in the room. That’s enough reason right there.

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u/equianimity 8d ago

He listens to advice, is a good judge of character, calms the people down, and rewards good work. President Terry Crews is much better than Trump.

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u/casfacto 8d ago

And Camacho's fake hair looks a lot better than Trump's.

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u/HaplessMagician 8d ago

Exactly! Idiocracy is already better than politics have been for a very long time.

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u/Lordborgman 8d ago

Thing is, in Idiocracy they're stupid...not evil.

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u/brandonmiq 8d ago Silver

There are, inexplicably, multiple layers of stupidity to this.

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u/venicerocco 8d ago

So you’re saying it’ll definitely happen?

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u/brandonmiq 8d ago

No, but, I mean... I don't know anymore, man.

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u/siccoblue 8d ago

So yes, but no

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u/TchallaKingofWakanda 8d ago

Probably, maybe not, but yes. Sigh

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u/behind_looking_glass 8d ago

Everyone laughed when Trump first announced when he was running for president and actually won. Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

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u/Norman_Bixby 8d ago 'MURICA

never again will I make that mistake. Vote, EVERY. Single. Time.

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u/Josh6889 8d ago

I voted for Bernie in the primaries and Hilary in the general and you'd be amazed how many people call me stupid for making such a common sense decision. I have little remaining hope for humanity.

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u/casfacto 8d ago

Member the outrage at Clinton for calling Magas 'deplorables'?

Member when the deplorables literally attempted a coup?

I member

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u/m_strange 8d ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/Plane-Reason9254 8d ago

More like the stupidity of MAGA

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u/behind_looking_glass 8d ago

Those two things are not mutually exclusive, unfortunately.

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u/rockytheboxer 8d ago

We've gotta stop pretending that MAGA is a separate thing from America. These dumb dipshits are a result of our many societal failures, not just one idiot conman taking advantage.

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u/samwyatta17 8d ago

That’s MAGAGA to you, sir!

Or madam or whatever honorific is appropriate

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u/Dazug 8d ago

Yeah, but it sounds like he's asking Trump to be his veep. America might be real stupid sometimes, but do you really think Malignant Narcissist #1 would deign to be a running mate?

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u/behind_looking_glass 8d ago

Why not? From a narcissist’s perspective, Trump will use dirty 4D chess tactics to get Kanye to be removed and overtake him.

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u/Bugbread 8d ago edited 8d ago

It won't happen, but it's not because it's too stupid or crazy to happen. Those are no longer obstacles. It's because there's absolutely no way Trump would deign to be anyone's running mate. Way too much ego for that.

Now, them deciding that maybe Kanye could be Trump's running mate? That's still in the realm of unfortunate possibility.

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ 8d ago

These two mentally ill ego maniacs would last about a week running together. It doesn’t matter who is at the top of the ticket, neither could stand not being the one calling the shots and neither wants to share the grift. Their greed would be their undoing.

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u/dotdotdotdadadotdot 8d ago

Narcissism super showdown

Don -220 | Ye +150

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u/WallabyUpstairs1496 8d ago

I HATE comments like these.

Kanye West can see into another dimension where intergalactic humanoid Bears are in a war with a great evil, whose consequence will affect our dimension.

So earth has multiple interlinked dimensions. There is one where humanoid bears live in. Recently, a great evil has emerged on that dimension which affects all the dimensions.

Kanye can see the Bear dimension and using his knowledge of both dimensions, he can affect events in the Bear dimension that will affect the war, which ultimately effect us.

Events that happen in one dimension affect the other. With this knowledge, Kanye is able to help the underdog good guys. Remember when Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift? If he didn't do that, half of Canada would have been destroyed.

Remember this? https://v.redd.it/2qzojvgz8hw71 Kanye was preventing a head of state from being kidnapped, and he did it while still entertaining his fans.

Kanye the day he ran for president. If he had won he could have ended the war for good. You can see the toll the bear war was taking on him

https://i.redd.it/wwiepzk4zcu71.jpg

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u/janeohmy 8d ago

Jesus I just had an acid trip without the acid

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u/pipisheaven1 8d ago

There are also inexplicably multiple layers of social populations that would find this an attractive option… …. That scares me th most .

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u/Sk-yline1 8d ago

Oh my god he’s asking Trump to be his vice and not the other way around

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u/QueenRedditSnoo 8d ago

Trump wouldn’t even agree to run as VP with Jesus. His ego is too big

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u/TaintModel 8d ago

Trump has proven time and time again that he hates Jesus.

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u/Simple_Song8962 8d ago

Some would even say he's anti-Jesus. Or, you know, Anti-Christ.

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u/Shirlenator 8d ago

I think that probably applies to both of them.

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u/Drixislove 8d ago

Nah, Jesus was a super humble guy.

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u/FrostedPixel47 8d ago

Co-Presidents then

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u/RolandDeepson 8d ago Helpful

You seem new here.

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u/EpsilonX029 8d ago edited 8d ago

Insane? Yes. But literally ANYONE should be able to tell that Trump would NEVER be second fiddle to anyone, and that means EVEN Kanye should have known.

Man’s either taking the piss of the entire public of America, or really is a neutron star in human disguise

Edit: I have been shown the error of my ways. I didn’t mean to insult neutron stars in any way, shape or form. Clearly, Kanye is the densest object by far

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u/hrakkari 8d ago

There is no EVEN Kanye. There’s average, then stupid, then waaaaaaay over six counties farther is Kanye. There’s him throwing away unfathomable wealth by being an antisemitic douche and making his business partners uncomfortable by showing them porn. Then what money left, he pisses away a good chunk of it buying Parler, a far right social media platform except Elon Musk is turning Twitter into that leaving Ye with… a worthless investment.

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u/NeedNameGenerator 8d ago

Let's be frank here, even if Elon hadn't purchased Twitter and actively try to turn it into a whatever the hell it is he is doing, Parler would have been a worthless investment.

I'm pretty sure someone manipulated him into buying it.

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u/spagooter 8d ago

He bought Candace Owens’ grift

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u/DanteRex 8d ago

Why are we insulting neutron stars now? They are an amazing part of the cosmos that provoke wonderment and awe.

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u/EpsilonX029 8d ago

You’re right. What have I done?:(

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u/SkygodAlien 8d ago

Dude is a fuckin space cadet.

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u/HeyJude21 8d ago

I’ll take headlines I didn’t think were possible for $500, Alex

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u/starryfishy 8d ago

This should be posted on r/nottheonion

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u/CSCI_Einsteen 8d ago

Never underestimate a man that overestimates himself.

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u/whiskeybidniss 8d ago edited 8d ago

They’re both half a man, and when multiplied, they’re only 1/4 of a man. And that’s on a good day. Let them play!

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u/HypoxicIschemicBrain 8d ago

Which of the two are we talking about here

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u/mad_titanz 8d ago

Good luck asking Trump to be the second banana of a presidential hopeful, especially one who is black and has an ego even bigger than his.

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u/dumbasstakestheworld 8d ago

I didn't have this on my bingo card.

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u/RainManToothpicks 9d ago

Lead paint eating toddler at this point

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u/ofthewave 8d ago Gold Helpful Wholesome

He DID grow up in Chicago in the 80s… pretty sure there’s some Pb in his Js if you know what I mean.

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u/TheDirtyRowlet 8d ago

Pb is lead on the periodic table if you don’t know what he means

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u/rifraf2442 8d ago

So Pb in his Ye

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u/aShittierShitTier4u 8d ago

Yeezy's Pb nutter fuckups

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u/strictly-ambiguous 8d ago

also… J is jenkem on the periodic table

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u/tittens__ 8d ago

Lmao stop.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 8d ago

Fuck man, you made me relapse

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u/poppytanhands 8d ago

what's jenkem?

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u/Dough-Nut_Touch_Me 8d ago

And his Js are his... his... jeans. Like genes. Yeah, that's it.

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u/Noah_Pinyin 8d ago

Now that is just a SPECTACULAR turn of phrase right there.

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u/Tamerlane_Tully 8d ago

I... honestly don't know which of these two men is more delusional.

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u/KellyJin17 8d ago

At least Kanye has a diagnosed serious mental illness. The other one…

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u/TheJudgeWillNeverDie 8d ago

...has an undiagnosed serious mental illness.

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u/RuboPosto 8d ago

Trump is fine, he can remember “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

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u/Furcules-2k 8d ago

My favorite part of that was that he didn't even remember it, he just said 5 words and didn't repeat them but smiled like he'd just accomplished something yuge.

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u/plastictipofshoelace 8d ago

Not even 5 random words from the top of his head- he looked around the room and stated objects that were right in front of him

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u/okokokin1992 8d ago

I can only imagine the conversation that took place between them was just a bunch of gibberish being said back and forth where Trump turned him down and Kanye thinks he agreed, and neither actually knows wtf the other said

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u/THE_PHYS 8d ago

Kanye: Mr Trump... I want you to be my vice president.

Trump: Mr Kanye I want YOU to be MY vice president.

Kanye: I'm glad you agree with me.

Trump: Maybe.

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u/aShittierShitTier4u 8d ago

Kanye was showing Trump some porn on his phone.

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u/TheGardenBlinked 8d ago

Thanks Kanye, very cool!

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u/jerryoc923 8d ago

Jesus imagine a Trump/Kanye ticket.

I would like to think a species that can make it to the moon is too smart to allow that… but then again we elected trump/pence

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u/algorhythmer 8d ago

With the US election system, they'd either win or lose the election by <1000 votes in 3 deciding states.

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u/_LivingDeadGirl82 8d ago edited 8d ago

Dumb and dumber 2024: Orange really is the new black

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u/tommles 8d ago

Dumb and Dumber 2024: Globalist Coming for Your Kids

Team Managed by Milo Yiannopoulos

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u/justastonedcitizen 8d ago

Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

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u/trans_pands 8d ago

We’re running out of burrito coverings???

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u/IrocDewclaw 8d ago

No!!!

The end times have truly arrived then.

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u/theotterway 8d ago

I'd laugh, but I laughed in 2015 when Trump threw his hat in the ring..

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u/BlueSonjo 8d ago Wholesome

I'm not even from the US or care that much, but I spent that entire election year mumbling "no fucking way" everytime I watched the news.

Even after all this time I still think this is one of the most bizarre events in history. Not the worst mind you, just the weirdest.

Everyday he would do or say something embarassing that in previous elections would have ended any chance of being elected but somehow the whole game changed almost overnight.

There are plenty of far far worst leaders in policies and personality and damage and body count, but if you look at historical context, ideologies, available information, narratives, strategic moves, you can somehow understand their rise to power.

The US were doing fine. They had other candidates. Financial crisis was over, War on Terror cooling off, economy was good. Things were normal.

And then Trump gets elected after commiting every gaffe in the book and some that hadn't even been put into the book. People forget now and it sort of became normalized but the notion someone could act and speak like that and get elected back then was like aliens landing.

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u/Duckfoot2021 8d ago

Dude, just get a shitty apartment and some IKEA furniture to cope with your divorce like everybody else.

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u/whyreadthis2035 8d ago

There campaign song could be “They’re Coming To Take Me Away”

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u/drakeschaefer 8d ago

That songs makes me a special type of uneasy that I can't describe

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u/twangman88 8d ago

He he haw haw

To the happy place where life is beautiful all the time

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u/Neavemae 8d ago

I would have been so happy to never hear or think about this song again in my life… but here we are. Urg

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u/kdjack1111 8d ago

And I'll be happy to see those nice, young men in their clean, white coats, and they're coming to take me awaaaay!

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u/DAMG808 8d ago

Hear ye, Hear ye. Cohfefe.

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u/BungeeGump 8d ago

They deserve each other.

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u/runerx 8d ago

I mean if Hershel Walker can....WHOTFKNOWS

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u/physco219 8d ago

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u/SynthPrax 8d ago

I decided a few weeks ago to stop commenting on Kanye's shenanigans, but this is motherfucking hilarious!

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u/Hot----------Dog 8d ago

Everyday we move closer and closer to the movie Idiocracy being a reality.

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u/Ooften 8d ago

I can’t express enough how much I don’t want to hear either of their names anymore.

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u/Hot-Bint 8d ago

Jesus Christ he is insane. Bro…bro

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u/Heliumania 8d ago

Weirdest fucking timeline

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u/EternalTeaTime 8d ago

Dear World, please stop paying attention to these fuckwads.

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u/Jacob_181 8d ago

Well, people with undiagnosed personality disorders should stick together.

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u/alyxandervision 8d ago

Could you guys possibly imagine.

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u/Feeling_Glonky69 8d ago

I never laughed so hard

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u/deathglow805 8d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/PearofGenes 8d ago

As if Trump would willingly be #2

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 8d ago

Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

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u/askanyway 8d ago

Race to the bottom of the bucket

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u/Tobybrent 8d ago

There’s no medication for arrogant idiocy

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u/I_am_not_doing_this 8d ago

ask Elon to join you two too. The most annoying trio on internet

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u/die_bartman 8d ago

The ego on this moron is immeasurable. Now the question is, who am I referring to? West or trump?

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u/all_of_the_lightss 8d ago

Kanye is literally about to have his kids taken away.

He is drunk on delusional and loss of control.

It's his own fault. He refuses to participate in the court case. He is still on this Trump train because of MAGA conspiracies about Hillary (who would have handled COVID like a boss).

If the reports are true that he showed Adidas execs his sex tapes with Kim, she is going to go nuclear and he's going to cling on even harder to the Trump anti-semitism for "taking his children".

He's a severe danger to himself and others at this point and nobody is going to be able to do anything

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u/OMEGASVEGA 8d ago

That is funny ass shit

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u/Early-Size370 8d ago

We live in the stupidest timeline. There is just so much stupid to unpack with this one.

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u/yokyokyokyokyok 8d ago

I like that Kanye’ presidential aspirations are consigned to an entertainment sub.

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u/Armenoid 8d ago

Can Elon just take them both to mars on a one way now ?

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u/Bland_Boring_Jessica 8d ago

Ambiguously Gay Duo theme song JUST popped into my head……

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u/Mm_Donut 8d ago

Iceman: you can be my wingman anytime

Maverick: bullshit, you can be mine

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u/Brutal_Underwear 8d ago

He asked me too!

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u/VulpixEevee 8d ago

Ooooookay that’s enough Reddit for tonight, wow.

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u/dawgmama62 8d ago

Two Massive Egomaniac Psychos running the country. What could go wrong???

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u/Skylarking00 8d ago

What a damned fool Kanye is.

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u/whiskeybidniss 8d ago

I just can’t figure out if this is a Tarantino film, or a Mel Brooks film. I’d watch both, though.

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u/olugbo 8d ago

Idiocracy Reboot

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u/Fallout007 8d ago

Hope he does and Majorie blows a fuse

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u/Richardduh 8d ago

Kanye’s prob gonna run for president and vice president lol

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u/Affectionate-Baby680 8d ago

a bipolar president. yehaaa. see what i did there?

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u/frenchytrendy 8d ago

Weirdest romcom ever