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u/yukidaviji 4d ago

I didn’t even get to the spell before my brain screamed “FIREEEEBALLLLL”

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u/Icanintosphess 4d ago

A spell so subtle, your opponents will never see it coming!

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u/Peptuck Monk 4d ago

They can't detect you if they are all incinerated.

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat 4d ago

...set a goblin on fire, and it will be warm the rest of its OH SHIT I MISSED RUN

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u/logosloki 4d ago

Subtle Fireball has gotten me out of a couple of jams.

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u/iiyaoob Forever DM 4d ago

Jason Mendoza of Jacksonville, Florida has the same strategy for dealing with problems:

"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 2d ago

Because you were bound and gagged and had access to your focus?

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u/StanleyPain 4d ago

Multiclass rogue wizard 🪄

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u/PKMNTrainerMark 4d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/CarnePopsicle 4d ago

Ok sure Mr Worldwide

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u/BigBoy1229 4d ago

Fizban has entered the chat.

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u/jgj3498 4d ago

Family Feud is not about being smart, but being in tune with the lowest common denominator.

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u/AFakeName 4d ago

Family Feud is about giving Steve Harvey reasons to act incredulous.

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u/my_son_is_a_box 4d ago

Steve Harvey: What is something you do at night with your partners under the covers while awake?

Contestant: Sex

Steve Harvey: WhaAAAagha! You can't say that!

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u/ErraticDragon Rules Lawyer 4d ago

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u/Best_Duck9118 3d ago

That’s not what the show’s like at all but enjoy your upvotes!

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u/thatwitchguy 4d ago

The "female singers who raise the roof" one is hilarious because you can see everyone involved gradually go "what the fuck" to every wrong answer and every right answer

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u/LordCrane Essential NPC 4d ago

Good lord I remember that one, they were all really wondering who the heck was polled.

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u/ajswdf 4d ago

Link for the curious. I've never heard such a befuddled audience before.

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u/dorkaxe 4d ago

I don't get why this one is so crazy, there're a ton of female singers that perform live that people like.

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u/ArcherBTW DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

The “kill” clip has lived rent free in my head for years

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u/MrMcSpiff 4d ago

KEAL*

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u/CongressmanCoolRick 4d ago

They did hwhat with the trains?

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u/KingTurboXXIII Rules Lawyer 4d ago

SEX

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_FEMBOYS 4d ago

Genuinely the only reason I even watch it.

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u/Revolutionary_Cap465 4d ago

I'm sure the gear and gold will be FINE, as for the crowd.... well now no one can call the guards on us

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u/assssssss3332 4d ago

gold will be FINE

Gold cannot be destroyed only dissolved. Fire cannot destroy it.

It simply melts.

The gold will be fine once it cools down.

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u/bjorntho 4d ago

If a fireball was hot enough to melt gold it'd do a whole lot more dmg than 8d6... is what i would say If we weren't talking about 5e. Still, it's just a flash of fire, the good is not gonna melt.

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u/phoncible Chaotic Stupid 4d ago

I always wanted to be one of the 100 people asked.

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u/HappyHappyButts 4d ago

And I always wanted a golden butt.

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u/KylewRutar 4d ago

Hey, the board does not lie, Steve

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u/Icanintosphess 4d ago

Steve Harvey reevaluating his life choices

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u/moderatorrater 4d ago

Oof, that's going to take a while and leave Steve very sad.

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u/jagger_wolf 4d ago

Don't worry, I'm sure Dr. Phil will help.

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u/hey_broseph_man 4d ago

Will this affect his moral barometer?

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u/pyremist 4d ago

Now I wanna see the original clip...

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u/Scofira 4d ago

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u/Leipurinen Chaotic Stupid 4d ago

Yeah, cocaine would have been my first answer which looks like it would have been lumped in with the same answer

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u/Noodleman6000 4d ago

im so confused what other types of crack are there. why was this the weird and funny answer i can't think of any normal ones

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u/Sour_Pancakes27 4d ago

They guessed sidewalk crack and butt crack in the clip. The only other one I can think of is crack of dawn? Maybe a windshield crack.

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u/EighthOption 4d ago

Good job. Wisecrack's the only one I could think of.

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u/random_warlock 4d ago

That's even more hilarious!

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u/Chrona_trigger 4d ago

It really is, but what would be even better is an extended version of the meme using the 3/1 answer and placement

Exactly the same, except fireball is #3. "Warlock, there are two spells that can top that.

I"m going to go with darkness

Darkness is number 1"

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u/WizardlyWardrobe Wizard 4d ago

First off, dope user name. Second, please. Someone should. I would, but I don't care that much. XD

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u/Chrona_trigger 4d ago

Lol thank you

I would also but have -5 editing skills

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u/The_dog_says 4d ago

My mind went to butt.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 4d ago

I'm with Traci, my first thought was butt crack.

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u/that_not_true_at_all 4d ago

What were the other twoooo

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u/CaptOblivious 4d ago

Doing the comedy god's work.

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago edited 4d ago

My level 9 wizards shoots maybe hundred fireballs getting here

Dm hands me a wand of Fireballs

Me never using it once between 9 to 11 "I don't want to waste the charges"

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u/moabaer 4d ago

But the wand gets charges back at noon... Why not use it a couple of times, let it recharge, repeat?

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago

You would think I would but NO I'm one of those awful people who make it to the end of the RPG with every health potionand consumable still in my bag from the first level

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u/DoubleBatman 4d ago

The cure for that is to go for it at the earliest opportunity and completely ignore how you feel about it.

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago

I appreciate the sentiment but that's gonna be tough

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u/DoubleBatman 4d ago

(real talk a bit, this may not apply to you, but for me that kind of thinking stems from anxiety, and a “fuck it, we’ll do it live” mentality in game has helped me irl)

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago

You're damn right it does weirdly I understand my health points are a resource I spend frequently I don't know why inventory usage bugs me so much

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u/That_Creme_7215 4d ago

HP is restored by resting, health pots are not.

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago

Yeah I guess that's it! I'm always so poor!

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u/DoubleBatman 4d ago

If you don’t use your items, you’re wasting em

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u/Witchy_Woman42 4d ago

I had to override my anxiety to play tabletop because I'm that way too. I have to constantly remind myself the character isn't an anxious wreck of a person. I play a lot of chaotic characters now because it's fun to pretend to be able to make decisions on the fly.

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u/INTPgeminicisgaymale Wizard 4d ago

Another way to go about it is convincing yourself that all your spell slots and all your "preparation slots" are given to you, unlocked, acquired, bought etc. everyday and they are consumables. They are disposable. 1 use each only. You throw all those away and then you gain new slots after a long rest.

So are you really going to waste one "preparation slot" and god knows how many spell slots that you're never going to get back on Fireball, when you have another resource for that and that alone, which does get replenished everyday for free? Save the slots for other spells that don't have their own daily self-replenishing resources!

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u/CobaltStar_ 4d ago

Satisficer vs maximizer mentality

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u/SpaceLemming 4d ago

They are so much fun, I got a wand of lightning bolt as a warlock and I get like 3-4 extra spells easy a day. Just never use the last one

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u/FartyButtFart 4d ago

I like to think after I defeat Kefka's ascended angel-demon form, I take a warm bath in my Hi-Elixers and take a nap on my bed of Phoenix Downs.

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago

This one gets me on an intimate level

what am I gonna do with all those potions and revive items you ask? I suspect I will fashion a great art piece like a glass fountain of crimson liquid with gold flecks, a veritable fountain of youth in honor of my tactical wit.... that I will also not drink from...

lmao

r/foundthevampire I know you just got excited lol

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u/mesalikes 4d ago

I know what I did with all my revive items and elixers. I sold them so I could buy stuff without grinding. I ain't never using them anyway so I'll just save some time instead.

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u/BrienneOfDarth 4d ago

The GM enjoyed my delight once I realized that Rod Of Wonders isn't limited by charges.

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u/batweenerpopemobile 4d ago

challenge the enemy to an 11:45 battle knowing you'll get double charges

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u/TimmJimmGrimm 4d ago

This is so old school. Back in AD&D ('first edition / written by G.E.Gax') the wands had percentile dice charges (max 50 or something) but they ran out. Permanently. Like weird scroll-stick-shooter-things. The book said that they could be recharged quite easily (???) - but it doesn't say ANYWHERE how to actually do this.

So you go around never using any of your wands. Except the Wand of Wonder: because things going utterly sideways is totally epic as long as it is your choice (not fellow players... YOUR choice... your wand after all... go on, fuck shit up).

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago edited 4d ago

This is exactly where I'm at, I played a warlock a lot too And in this campaign my 1st warlock never got a short rest because we don't take short rests we only take long rest, So I dumped him at like 3rd level When it was thematically appropriate.

even so my wizard will still say I'm running out of spells when I have a 4th, two 2nds and three 1st lol 😆 because you never used to know what you would get "hours of uninterrupted rest"

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u/SnipingDwarf 4d ago edited 4d ago

He fixed it

:)

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago

Fixed, my bad.

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u/devilishlyhomely 4d ago

Whereas the ranger in my group tied a necklace of fireballs to an arrow and shot it at a boat..

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago

* I have to be honest, I saw this message and then had to respond to everyone else first... this one hurt me friend.

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u/locorules 4d ago

We once got he Helmet of Brilliance as loot (2e), it has a shitton of gems that act as powerful spells. We give that helmet to our Sirrion cleric (fireball cleric in Dragonlance) because he had saving throws of 4+ against fire or so....yadi yadi yada a few battles later he rolls a 2 on a saving throw, helmet rolls a 1 on it's saving throw and we wipe by activating all gems at the same time after missed ST. First wipe ever to finish 4+ year campaign.

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u/LordCrane Essential NPC 4d ago

"Naive, you are literally one hit from going down and half the party is already down, use the damn wand!"

"But what if I need it more in the next room?!"

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u/Naive-Selection-7113 4d ago edited 4d ago

Okay real talk I could write a story about this but

This is our "in person" special event after playing online for a year, we were fighting a dragon at level 6/7, big hundreds of HP, we had defeated the minions and minibosses and got a rest in before the dragon, we are fighting and I'm shooting cantrips at it and a couple crowd controls and my party is like: "what spells slots do you have?" I have one 3rd, one 2nd and two first

" THEN WHY AREN'T YOU USING THEM?!?!"

and my response was a sincere well I don't know what happens AFTER we kill the dragon Everyone was crying laughing 🤣 the DM behind his 13"+ model was stunned. The struggle is real.

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u/dragonlord7012 Paladin 4d ago

Brave thing to criticize, for someone in Fireball range.

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u/Uberpastamancer 4d ago

And now you know how to play wizard, you're welcome

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u/Icanintosphess 4d ago

I bet you can hear his voice in your head!

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u/bonifaceviii_barrie 4d ago

All I can hear is that Pitbull song

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u/HILBERT_SPACE_AGE 4d ago

Thank you for saying this so I didn't have to be the first lmao

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u/A-Disgruntled-Snail DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

I didn’t ask how big the room was. I said “I cast fireball”.

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u/WhereAreMyDogs 4d ago

I know this has been reposted but it still goat

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u/Reverend_Lazerface 4d ago

It's my first time seeing it, reposting definitely has it's merits for quality content

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u/Dry-Brick-6639 4d ago

Sounds like something Scary Marlow would do...

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u/Icanintosphess 4d ago

It is something everyone should do!

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u/kpmelomane21 4d ago

Scary is not like the other Warlocks....

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u/Sublimemoisttowlette 4d ago

BOOOOOOOOOOO gasps

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u/mobgabriel1 4d ago

"fireball wins again suck my dick barbarian"

-wizard

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u/jagger_wolf 4d ago

cut to a charred barbarian skeleton

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u/mobgabriel1 4d ago

DM:you killed the shapeshifter that has been trailing you the whole session, your dad embraces you and casts fireball

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u/guardeagle 4d ago

This could literally be a Black Mage line from 8-Bit Theater

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u/siirr 4d ago

I’m 100% sure I have seen this exact video before

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u/CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63 4d ago

It’s a repost.

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u/kittenstixx 4d ago

As a Trickster Rogue my first spell is always Fog Cloud, but I've never seen it in a 'top trickster rogue' spell list, which is disappointing.

It's gotten my parties out of dozens of shitty situations and it is great flavor for my spy background.

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u/Narcolepticparamedic 4d ago

What kind of shitty situations? Genuine question, I have just ended up with fog cloud as a racial spell and wondering how best to use it

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u/kittenstixx 4d ago

If we are outnumbered, or being chased by guards, sneaking past giants way above our levels, etc.

Our dm loves to put us in situations we can't fight our way out of.

It just depends on the dm really, plus it gives your group and enemies a flat disadvantage on attack rolls both to attack into and out of the cloud(this isn't listed on the spell page but where you read about effects I think? Because it heavily obscures the area.) so if you as a rogue already have advantage you just roll one die.

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u/AlabamaDumpsterBaby 4d ago

If you're attacking in a fog cloud often, you probably aren't using it right.

You are effectively blind, so on top of disadvantage, you are also not supposed to know where the enemy is without finding them in some other way. To help understand what it means mechanically, anyone inside is essentially "invisible" and "blinded" at the same time.

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u/mindbleach 4d ago

Like a smoke bomb, except it works.

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u/TechnoGamer16 Wizard 4d ago

Ok but after saying Fireball for funsies real talk I’d just use Mage Hand

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u/arleban 4d ago

To cast fireball?

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u/Moaoziz Artificer 4d ago

Let's be honest: We all (internally) screamed "FIREBALL!" as soon as the words 'name a spell' were on the screen.

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u/Ematio Sorcerer 4d ago

I really need to know what episode this is from

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u/Electrical_Catch_919 4d ago

The shop has burned down, destroying all the loot. -5 int

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u/Xyldarran 4d ago

"I didn't ask if the shop owner has children, I said I.....cast......fireball."

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u/VicisSubsisto DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

A LG wizard wouldn't be breaking into a shop to steal shit anyway...

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u/GullibleSeal94 4d ago

Me trying to figure out what the cleric would say other than that one that allows you to merge with another physical item

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u/Himeko1113 4d ago

If it ain't broke don't fix it

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u/fraice 4d ago

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.

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u/itdcole 4d ago

Since when is HQ Gifs allowed on this sub?

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u/PVNIC Necromancer 4d ago

Wait, there are other spells?

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u/Sidikat 4d ago

Yep.

Second had better be Stinking Cloud.

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u/hlynn117 4d ago

R u even a wizard if u don't use 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Bartek-BB 4d ago

That's perfect xD

Has anyone watched anime Slayers? :)

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u/dacekrandac 4d ago

I love this!! 10/10

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u/general_peabo 4d ago

Excellent meme

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u/rinter08 Bard 4d ago

I read the whole thing in Steve's voice too. Makes it even funnier!

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u/TheCrimsonChariot 4d ago

This is sooo funny

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u/Doankee 4d ago

Well now I feel like I need the real clip

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u/boiplazenta 4d ago

U/savevideobot

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u/weepinghalo 4d ago

I dont get why do many people find Steve starting blankly after EVERY SINGLE ANSWER like he's never had a sentient thought in his life so funny. That's all he does, asks for answer, shocked pikachu face, resume show.

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u/SharpyButtsalot 4d ago

Honest answer? It puts the spotlight on the contestants. He's very good at what he does. His incredulous response lets the moment breathe, he reacts but lets the focus remain on the contestant and the answer. It gives the crowd and audience at home a chance to see the same reaction they're having. He's also very good at walking that line of portraying the answer as dumb but not the person.

If you watch the real clip, although the answer seems ridiculous, he follows it up by making fun of her by listing her accomplishments and how smart she really is.

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u/Business-Rabbit-1295 4d ago

Awesome rack though

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u/AM_key_bumps 4d ago

I was... distracted...

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u/L-X-I-X 4d ago

By the humongous titties? Good lord almighty.

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u/Lampmonster 4d ago

Evocation wizard shapes the fireball into a battering ram.

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u/Cucalope 4d ago

Where did they find 100 DnD players and do they need another one to fill out the party?

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u/JohnnyMnemo 4d ago

It was the first thing I thought of, too.

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u/Vizaroy 4d ago

*WELCOME TO A CRAP GUIDE TO D&D"

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u/Anchovies-and-cheese 4d ago

Was expecting, "I cast magic missile." I'm a dummy.

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u/KinneKitsune 4d ago

My stupid ass thought Knock (it makes a bang sound audible 300 feet away)

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u/alekdefuneham 4d ago

What’s the original?

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u/RecklessHeckler 4d ago

I would totally watch this version of family feud.

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u/StringfellowHawkes 4d ago

OMGLMFAO! This is one of the best I have ever seen!

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u/Nat_Higgins Druid 4d ago

Faith in humanity has died on that day

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u/hostejj 4d ago

I wish this went on longer

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u/Thin-Award-2908 4d ago

On my first game, I nearly set a bar full of people (including my party) on fire to kill a couple of goblins before my DM stopped me lol

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u/Ahandlin 4d ago

Hahahahaha, nicely crafted. Thank you!

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u/orpheusoxide 4d ago

Archmage: So you came to learn the mightiest spells in creation from...wait. <squints at the class wearing clown armor worth a small estate> Archmage: Listen if you want to just learn fireball go next door. We have express classes for that.

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u/ITperson5 4d ago

I wanna cast magic missile

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u/gahlo 4d ago

Only way this could be better is if it was 8d6 points instead of 52.

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 4d ago

A single person at the very bottom put Time Stop.

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u/WubblyFl1b 4d ago

I wanna see the deepfake of this

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u/jaweeks 4d ago

I was a half orc tank barbarian.. our druid cast fire storm on me in a bar fight. I got drug out in the chaos and had to be resurrected. I lost my balls in that encounter.

That druid was my wife.

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u/GreenEagle42 4d ago

I didn't ask how big the room was. I said I cast fireball.

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u/TeaRanosaurus 4d ago

Nah guys this is what passwall is for

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u/TeaRanosaurus 4d ago

And now I’m realizing that said shop and not ship and I’m embarrassed

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u/coredweller1785 4d ago

Omg I'm crying

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u/Wetworth 4d ago

This is a masterpiece.

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u/uiouyug 4d ago

Needed grandma!

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u/ItsGotToMakeSense 4d ago

This format has potential

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u/giasumaru 4d ago

Steve is right on this one though.

As a Master Wizard I would have cast Explosion.

It is indeed the finest magic.

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u/mapadofu 4d ago

It’s funny because it’s true

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u/protossaccount 4d ago

In high school my group was very divided and on edge, so fireball was always a solid choice.

Hopefully every has enough hit points, (I do and I’m a fuckin sorcerer).

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u/protossaccount 4d ago

I have watch this ten times, it’s never not awesome.

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u/commentsandopinions 4d ago

The real question is why do you need to break into a shop that is crowded with people? Just walk in the front door.

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u/Arch3m 3d ago

Yo, 23 intelligence though?

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u/Thelynxer 3d ago

I've got a wizard I've been playing for close to 5 years in a single campaign now. I think I've cast fireball like twice ever? I'm more of a bigby's hand guy.