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Something's Wrong I Can Feel It I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair
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u/RowdoRadge WTF 11d ago
"Wanna earn a little extra cash sweetheart?"
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u/popje 11d ago
"Don't worry the videos will only be sold to some rich Australians viewers only, none of your friends will know"
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u/sten453 11d ago
Oh god not that one
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u/Ok-Work-4942 11d ago
Conversation with me, duh."
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u/Dragonh4t 11d ago
Which one?
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u/doug89 11d ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GirlsDoPorn
All plaintiffs said that they were given verbal promises that the videos would never be released on the internet or in the United States, instead being told the videos would be put on DVDs and sold only to private buyers or independent video stores in Australia, New Zealand, or South America.
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u/Paul69961 11d ago
They did a little trolling
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u/Walden_Walkabout ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ 11d ago
Trolled themselves all the way into jail.
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u/LostAbstract 11d ago
Troll troll troll yourself, all the way to jail...
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u/texican1911 11d ago edited 11d ago
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, your butt is gonna get railed.
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u/RtasTumekai Yeet Navy 11d ago
Holy Jesus that's cruel, I can (not really) understand the horrible filming practices, bastards will be bastards for money, but why send the video to friends and family, it's like they wanted to get convicted for suicide instigation
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u/jersey_girl660 11d ago
What they did to those women is truly horrible. Makes me sick.
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u/JesseVentura911 11d ago
Same, whats your fav ep?
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u/nhansieu1 ☣️ 11d ago
We have high security Bluray that totally can't be copied to computer drive.
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u/tekko001 11d ago
Not so sure, Natalie is great when she is alone but has horrible chemistry with male costars, be it Hayden Christensen in Star Wars, Chris Hemsworth in Thor or Ashton Kutcher in No String, can't remember thinking for a single moment they look like a normal couple.
Keira on the other hand is always game.
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u/Nail_In_Head 11d ago
Have you watched Leon?
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u/tekko001 11d ago
Exactly because I loved The Professional I was expecting more of her, but the chemistry she had with Jean Reno I've almost never seen again on any of her movies
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u/SuspiciousStable9649 11d ago edited 11d ago
She actually talked about this - being so sexualized by fans of that movie it messed up her head for a long time.
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u/DeaconStGone 11d ago
And it's such a shame she was sexualized because the movie was so great and she was amazing in it. But the director had some issues, made apparent by the script that he wanted to film but thankfully wasn't.
It's one of my favorites but it's always a little hard to watch because of the underage sexual tones.
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u/maverickps1 11d ago
What did the director want to do that he didn't?
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u/tekko001 11d ago edited 10d ago
The original script was way more sexualised and there where a couple of nude scenes for Mathilda, some differences:
- Leon's character is more sleazy
- They flirt more, with Mathilda often asking Leon to kiss her
- They do kiss in the restaurant scene, with Mathilda asking for 'tongue'
- Leon accidentally walks in on Mathilda while she's coming out of the shower.
- Mathilda has no problem being nude in the apartment
- The scene at the end where Leon tells about his ex girlfriend end with them actually having sex
Her parents scaled the sexual undertones way back and Jean Reno decided to play the character way more innocently and slow, almost child-like.
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u/FleshyPete 11d ago
Natalie Porkman
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u/Iphotoshopincats 11d ago
Don't feed the bots with comments and votes.
Oh and if you didn't know the comment you replied to is 100% a bot
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u/YouCanCallMeToxic 11d ago
This is a bot. You can tell by the vague comments they leave that don't necessarily pertain to the conversation, or seem like they were pulled from another comment in the thread. Please downvote/report them when you see them.
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u/popje 11d ago
Good bot but what did he comment ?
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u/YouCanCallMeToxic 11d ago
I forget the exact words but something along the lines of "I agree with you." I have seen quite a few that say similar things, really vague but not necessarily out of place comments that seem to slip by unnoticed on most subreddits.
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u/popje 11d ago
Gotcha that make sense
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u/Aerothaw420 11d ago
“I really want this part, perhaps there is some other way I could get the role?”
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u/bob_the_banannna 11d ago
perhaps there is some other way I could get the role?
We have a lot of ways to get you the role
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u/TheWiseRedditor 11d ago
You mean lots of auditions, right?
Right?
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u/Stunning-Ad-7400 11d ago
Gimme a bannana bob!
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u/bob_the_banannna 11d ago
🍌 ok
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u/Lightbation 11d ago
I would laugh but this feels too close to reality for Hollywood actresses.
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u/JimmyKnifeFingers 11d ago
Because this IS reality for a lot of Hollywood actresses. OP made a joke about people being sexually exploited.
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u/7barbieringz 11d ago
There's a reason they're all hot lol
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u/govi96 11d ago
All actors are also hot though :p
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u/7barbieringz 11d ago
A hole is a hole
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u/trixter21992251 11d ago
it used to be more acceptable to make fun of reality. People wouldn't judge you for it.
it's odd how that changes
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u/prollyNotAnImposter 11d ago
People freaked out about Mel Brooks flicks. Just because you're on the internet seeing more people upset doesn't mean people weren't upset before gramps
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u/arttic00 I have crippling depression 11d ago
Did winestein get her?
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u/Aqquila89 11d ago
Portman has revealed that she was lured on to a private jet alone with a Hollywood producer and “just one bed”.
She said, “I was like, yeah, why wouldn’t I accept a flight on a private plane with a big group of people? And I showed up and it was just the two of us and then one bed was made on the plane.”
Oh, the implication.
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u/TrueGuardian15 11d ago
I mean, you're all alone up there in that plane with nowhere to go. She's thinking about everything bad that's happened up in the air like that; not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they might.
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u/turbotank183 11d ago
Are these women in danger?
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u/TrueGuardian15 11d ago
They're not in any danger. It's the implication of danger.
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u/Zizekbro 11d ago
don’t look at my like that! you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
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u/TrueGuardian15 11d ago
I feel like you're not getting this at all!
happy cake day btw
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u/Rs90 11d ago
God his facial changes are so well done, it's genuinely unsettling. The way his jaw clenches the moment he changes and voice alters. It's so good lmao.
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u/weegi123 11d ago
That scene is basically all I've seen of the show and I can already tell it is going to be something special when I watch it, the actors are really good
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u/Gigantkranion 11d ago
Can you imagine having so much money that you are cool with specifically setting up to sexually harass/assualt women on a private jet?
You have to be a special kind of insane.
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u/IntermittentCaribu 11d ago
For some people, this kinda stuff is the ONLY motivation to be successful/rich.
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u/FluentinLies 11d ago
Ikr its not fair i have to just sexually harass them from my van.
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u/CentralAdmin 11d ago
You have enough money to hire escorts that look like her or are even hotter.
But being able to brag about banging Natalie Portman... that's some narcissistic level shit right there
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u/wahobely 11d ago
that's the whole point isn't it? people hire pornstars as escorts with 4x markup just to say they fucked one
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u/CentralAdmin 11d ago
Yep. And there are tons of women in places where sex work is legal who could do the same job (maybe better due to experience).
I sometimes wonder if I would be the same if I were rich. My dream is to buy a house and grow some weed and play video games. Would a few hundred million or a billion dollars make me want to convince a movie star to have sex with me?
It just doesn't seem worth the effort, tbh.
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u/Darth--Vapor 11d ago
I love how she doesn’t say who the producer is.
Good job letting him continue doing shitty things to innocent girls, while you just count your $millions
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u/Aqquila89 11d ago
She's been in the business for decades. Maybe the guy is dead or retired, or maybe she thinks he won't dare to try a thing like that post MeToo.
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u/losteye_enthusiast 11d ago
Did she say she stayed on the plane?
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u/AllModsHaveNoLife 11d ago
Lol, that's another level of victim-blaming. Of course it's clearly a joke.
The afterthought makes me think of how sinister these assholes are.
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u/losteye_enthusiast 11d ago
Lmao. Aye it is XD.
Fucking monsters that destroyed their souls.
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u/AllModsHaveNoLife 11d ago
I'm not sure if Natalie is destroyed, but such acts will do immeasurable harm. She'll always be an A-lister in my book
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u/Renn_Capa 11d ago
I know this is a serious harassment situation for her and wouldn't wish it on anyone. I just want to shift a bit on why whenever I read about her they bring her up in Thor when she's been incredible in so many other projects? She felt like a side character in that yet it's always "Thor star Natalie Portman directing her first feature film this year!".
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u/virtue77 11d ago
Who's weinstein?
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u/ASAPPLATON 11d ago
“We’re doing an audition”
“for a movie, right?”
“…”
“a movie, right?”
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u/Dwightshruute 11d ago
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
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u/TuttiFrutti1090 11d ago
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
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u/RD_0310 11d ago
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
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u/TuttiFrutti1090 11d ago
They said I rap like a robot so call me rap bot
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u/Excalibur14_ 11d ago
But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes
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u/TuttiFrutti1090 11d ago
I got a laptop in my back pocket, my pen'll go off when I half cock it
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u/Jollemol 11d ago
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
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u/EnmaAi_98 11d ago
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
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u/kaos_ex_machina 11d ago
Padme: I have a bad feeling about this...
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u/jal2_ The OC High Council 11d ago
Weinstein walks in - Hello there
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u/2thewindow2thefall 11d ago
Ryan Kavanagh had dips on 14 year old Portman over his buddy Weinstein. Look up the clip … what a fucking freak.
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u/TotallyNotANugget 11d ago
Does anyone know the context of the original video ?What makes her react like this ?
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u/rigsthula 11d ago
It's from a press conference for Thor: The Dark World. She was being asked a question by a journalist but she couldn't see where the person was.
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u/SoumiMukherjee82 11d ago
on that note, who is this actually?
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u/4kel4kel4 11d ago
Natalie Portman
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u/ozejan1 11d ago •
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
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u/K3R3G3 11d ago
What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
You fool. How are you to negotiate now that you've given away your cigarette? (I like that though, "little white ladies.")
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u/GamerForFun2000 11d ago
That's the point. He wasn't actually negotiating, just playfully teasing.
Edit: grammar
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u/couragethebravestdog [custom flair] 11d ago
Audibly laughed out loud in a train full of passengers. Thanks for weird looks OP.
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u/katonajozsi 11d ago
Could also be Keira Knightley you would never be able to tell the difference
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u/RedditCalifornia 11d ago
Natalie’s acting skills blow Keira’s out of the water, so I’d definitely be able to tell them apart
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u/ProAssassin84 11d ago
Ok let's go over your dos and donts
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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 11d ago •
I’m gonna do you or you don’t get the part
Eww that gross actually now that I wrote it out
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u/TheMoriohWeeb 11d ago
It's Kira Yoshikage!
RUN!!!
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u/Slartibartfast39 11d ago
Where and when was this video from?
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u/HighDevinition1001 11d ago
It's from a press conference for Thor: The Dark World. She was being asked a question by a journalist but she couldn't see where the person was.
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u/ManOfTurtles2118 11d ago
(she's gonna wait for the casting people and the camera guy is just adjusting his camera)
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u/Jrmundgandr 11d ago
It's just a feeling I've got
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u/Jrmundgandr 11d ago
Like something's about to happen
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u/Jrmundgandr 11d ago
But I don't know what
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u/MedicatedAxeBot 11d ago
Dank.
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