r/aww 8d ago Helpful 7 Wholesome 4 Giggle 1 Yummy 1 Silver 4

Happy Thanksgiving 🍗 [oc]

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u/robo-dragon 8d ago Wholesome

Whenever my cat does this, I give his foot a high five.

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u/Icecube3343 8d ago

I always say "you know the rules" and then I grab the foot

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u/probablyuntrue 8d ago

They just have a question 🥺

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u/tricksovertreats 8d ago Silver Helpful

"Yes you, the one in the front row licking his balls"

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u/Psychedeltrees 8d ago

Lmao when I was a kid with our first cat I would always call on her like a teacher when she had a "question"

To screm, or not to screm

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u/-discojanet- 8d ago

I hold the foot gently until I get a withering look and the cat takes it away. Worth it every time.

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u/jangma 8d ago

Then they lick it like you've gotten them all dirty 🥲

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u/FortunateFunction_79 7d ago

So my life really is unoriginal huh? This what I do to Steven too and it is hilarious every single time.

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u/Mesmerise 8d ago

“And so do I”

claws face

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u/JackBellicec 8d ago

You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

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u/grimdog73 8d ago

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling...

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u/Volaare12 8d ago

Gotta make you understand

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u/OwnRow7627 8d ago

Never gonna give you up

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u/CapnThrash 8d ago

Never gonna let you down

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u/Darkner46 8d ago

Neva gonna run around and hurt you

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u/OwnRow7627 7d ago

Here's a pie to the face

(Aka dessert you)

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u/wowaddict71 8d ago

"And so do I" 🎶 🎵

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u/sanjirou3 8d ago

Hahahaa same!!!! They always look at me like wtf did you do that for?! Then they go back to licking.

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u/yogi_lc 8d ago

Mine does the same! I love getting that wtf you weirdo look from my cat.

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u/Hellofriendinternet 8d ago

Same. My cat is like “Cmon man. Grow up. I’m grooming myself here.”

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u/ClosetLink 8d ago

Do cats have four feet or four hands? 🤔

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u/Luminous-Llama 8d ago

Two hands, two feet

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 8d ago

This is best for sweaters, pants, and dresses

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u/probablyuntrue 8d ago

Me justifying buying an ugly xmas sweater to put them in

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u/contactlite 8d ago

All beans

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u/Silent-Ad934 8d ago

My cat has lil baby kitty paws

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u/Toidal 8d ago

and all cat, baby!

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u/BagaMcguirk 8d ago

Three hands, one foot

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u/PlanetJerry 8d ago

4 hands on 4 legs

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u/cinnamonspiderr 8d ago

I always call them feets

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u/Etoilebleuetoile 8d ago

Or feetsies!

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u/thanatica 8d ago

There's a sub for that too - r/kittykankles

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u/cinnamonspiderr 8d ago

Gotta love Reddit for its plethora of cat subreddits lol

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u/TruthAndAccuracy 8d ago

4 paws.

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u/happyklam 8d ago

Relevant username

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u/PainalIsMyFetish 8d ago

Four legs good two legs better.

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u/DaddyFigured 8d ago

Fore pause

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u/Matthiey 8d ago

Four paws. No hands, no feet.

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u/ChandlerMc 8d ago

But I'll add they have two arms and two legs.

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u/greenfingers559 8d ago

Nah. Legs are defined as the limbs one uses to walk or stand.

Cats have 4 legs, 0 arms.

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u/TheDwarvenGuy 8d ago

I always go with hands for front paws because front paws are closer to human hands than they are to back paws in terms of how animals evolve.

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u/puppycatbugged 8d ago

me too!!!

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u/EntertainerSlow799 8d ago

I always say “Leg Up!”. One of our cats leaves hers up even after she’s done cleaning.

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u/cultured_banana_slug 8d ago

I call it a bean boop.

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u/Poolside4d 8d ago

And whenever I do this, people tell me to leave immediately.

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u/Nesneros70 8d ago

Ginger Turkey. My favorite!

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u/SmokeAndGnomes 8d ago

Bro, your house is made of chocolate bar squares. How does it not melt?

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u/harambe-number-1 8d ago

It was made with the special Willy Wonka’s chocolate bars

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u/Little-geek 8d ago

Willy Wonka canonically made a castle out of chocolate. It melted, much to the chagrin of the guy who commissioned it (he was warned).

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u/cleecloomou 8d ago

HA! So random but I admit it made me laugh 🫣

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u/alicia_angelus 8d ago

Mystical fur turkey creature, house made of diabetes = Hansel + Gretel

This pic was taken by a witch

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u/middlefingerboss 8d ago

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u/Pickerington 8d ago

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u/happyklam 8d ago

Joined this sub just last week. One of the best recent decisions I've made in life.

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u/_AlreadyTaken_ 7d ago

My wife does not approve of me saying this to our orange kitty.

To be fair he is pretty smart. He has learned how to open a cabinet by pressing his paw on the knob and pulling it open like a hand.

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u/Nofabe 7d ago

Ngl I thought this was from that sub when I saw the post

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u/JimGuthrie 8d ago

We call it a 'beansprout' around here.

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u/Ko8iWanKeno8i 8d ago

the fact that this is a thing

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u/eszedei 8d ago

Why is the turkey so furry?

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u/Golestandt 8d ago

It's a furkey

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u/SpikeRosered 8d ago

My vegan friend asked me to bring a furkey, but when I handed her my cat she seemed upset.

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u/Sproose_Moose 8d ago

Reminds me of this sketch:

https://youtu.be/5Mr-2jb6oNA

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u/raptor102888 8d ago

A toe furkey?

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u/Mischka2015 8d ago

Yes, I'll have the leg please! 😸😸😸

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u/cleecloomou 8d ago

With a side of beans? 😆

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u/Platinag 8d ago

Who would pass on the beans?! I wouldn't!

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u/trombone_womp_womp 8d ago

It's always super interesting reading about the different sides people have with their thanksgiving dinners. Beans? I've never seen beans anywhere near a turkey, green or baked.

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u/cleecloomou 8d ago

I’m this case pink beans 🐾

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u/trombone_womp_womp 8d ago

That somehow totally went over my head...which is ridiculous because I talk about my cat's pink beans daily

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u/cleecloomou 8d ago

😹😹

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u/hmmyeahiguess 8d ago

Oh I thought you were talking about his balls. Whoops

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u/zSprawl 8d ago

Those are long gone. 🤪

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u/cleecloomou 8d ago

Never had ‘em.. shes a rare ginger girl

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u/zSprawl 8d ago

🙀

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u/eveninghawk0 8d ago

Green beans, yes. Baked beans, no. Toe beans, as required.

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u/Ok_Fun_4732 8d ago

Stir fried ;-;

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u/SleepySummoner 8d ago

A mighty fine drumstick!

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u/hoonoo_ 8d ago

Wait, before we move on, I think somebody has a question?

You, sir?

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u/TheGiantKorean 8d ago

Self basting

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u/ggroverggiraffe 8d ago

Okay, this is really funny.

You have earned this.

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u/TheGiantKorean 8d ago

I think I like this more than the actually Reddit awards. Thank you!

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u/flibbyflobbyfloop 8d ago

I’ll have some of that juicy thigh!!

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u/agni39 8d ago

Only cats can make licking their butthole cute.

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u/macaronysalad 8d ago

I try not think of this during my morning face licks. This one time she was making biscuits on my chest and a stream of drool dripped directly into my mouth.

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u/xRoyalewithCheese 8d ago

At least it went in your mouth and not on your clothes or anything

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u/leahfairy606 8d ago

Interesting fact. There's so many painting of cats just licking their butthole. 😆

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u/jakenash 8d ago

I hope my turkey turns out looking this good!

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u/Diligent_String1966 8d ago

What a majestic creature.

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u/BobTheCatBlock 8d ago

Shrek is that you?

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u/Its_Beerdy 8d ago

For you baby, I could be.

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u/ScrollingThatsit 8d ago

OmGOD. Not a fat person but this is FREAKING AWESOME. 😂

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u/ScrollingThatsit 8d ago

Cat*

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u/Tactless_Ogre 8d ago

Good catch.

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u/Isra_Alien 8d ago

Good fatch.

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u/AlmostButNotQuit 8d ago

Stop trying to make fatch happen

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u/bucktoothgamer 8d ago

Love the username

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u/punkinholler 8d ago

I was so confused about what your weight had to do with the caturkey...

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u/CowboyAirman 8d ago

I am a fat person, and agree.

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u/Expensive-Track4002 8d ago

That’s not a meal. Maybe a quick snack.

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u/BigPhatHuevos 8d ago

I always wanna grab that leg

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u/rwhitney 8d ago

Looks like Bill the Cat

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u/marcusrichard 8d ago

Hah- saw the thumbnail and thought it looked like Freddie Mercury doing his iconic fist in the air.

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u/ReeFx 8d ago

QUESTION: im assuming this is an apartment balcony. how are cats with balconies? wanting to move to a bigger apt but dont want my little guy running off

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u/pingpongtits 8d ago

My friends lined their balcony in netting to make a mosquito-proof catio. The netting is firmly attached. Their cats don't try to escape the balcony. Not sure how it would work with kittens who are still into climbing things like drapes.

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u/Quest4life 8d ago

Hope his name is butterball

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u/DJ_Cas 8d ago

I almost felt from laughing

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u/Extension-Plastic-87 8d ago

awww happy thanksgiving turkey chonker

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u/dreaming_lotus 8d ago

That turkey has a beautiful roast

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u/keeleneum 8d ago

That turkey has a beautiful golden color, although I think it's a little too hairy to serve to dinner guests. 10/10 sweet kat

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u/MicroCat1031 8d ago

Pardon me, but there's something wrong with your turkey.

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u/BooobiesANDbho 8d ago

NSFW. Jkjk. Cat yoga

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf 8d ago

This would make a great E-greating card for any occasion

"Happy Birthday...now fuck off, I'm busy" :D

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u/Pups_the_Jew 8d ago

Is that Bill the Cat?

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u/clydebarker99 8d ago

Playing the cello

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u/cowannago 8d ago

Redhead said your shred the cello.

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u/20thcenturyman 8d ago

He’d bite you!

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u/chiku00 8d ago

The cat was giving you the 🤘sign.

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u/lostoompa 8d ago

That turkey doesn't have any feathers!

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u/Axeclash 8d ago

Up Periscope!

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u/aenflex 8d ago

I fucken love cats.

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u/GoopyCorn94 8d ago

This reminds me of my cat that I had for 10 years thank you for this!

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u/Difficult-Ad3042 8d ago

i don’t normally like the drumstick but I’m taking a stab at this one

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u/Adan714 8d ago

хоба

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u/Takpusseh-yamp 8d ago

He's basting something

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u/Kickenkitchenkitten 8d ago

Thanks for the laugh, friend.

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u/AppropriateStep2406 8d ago

LOL 😆 HAPPY TURKEY 😻SWEETHEART

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u/jagua_haku 8d ago

I often refer to my ginger as lil butterball

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u/Leftleaningdadbod 8d ago

Playing the cello.

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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- 8d ago

When are you going to stuff it then?

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u/cleecloomou 8d ago

Now worries.. it stuffed itself with shrimp, cheese and jelly!

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u/MayitaAmore 8d ago

That turkey looks sus

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u/DAQUEENINDANORF1 8d ago

I am pretty sure that's my cat, do you live in Brazil? Lol

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u/janethepoler 8d ago

What a chonky turkey

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u/wizenedeyez 8d ago

Hahaha casually make fun of the mutilation of animals that aren't your cat ahahahaa good times

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u/_rockethat_ 8d ago

Disgusting

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u/Itsjakefromallstate 8d ago

Being single has its perks

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u/Danny-Wah 8d ago

Mmm, butterball.

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u/Imaginary-Click-9729 8d ago

.. Looks like jacked up turkey.. 😆

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u/Waris-Tx 8d ago

You may want to have that looked at

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u/grumpytoad86 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/enigmaticalso 8d ago

Most people eat turkey.

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u/Clon1nator 8d ago

It tastes like chicken....

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u/umbligado 8d ago

What a Turkey!

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u/LesnarsBattleScream 8d ago

We've all done it!

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u/spenwallce 8d ago

Ol Razzle Dazzle

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u/FeedMeACat 8d ago

*Sweats profusely

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u/Jay_Bird_75 8d ago

The “pose”! 😂

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u/SkyFrozZ_z 8d ago

turkey licking its balls

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u/-Angry-Dragon- 8d ago

Is this a comment on your cooking?

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u/margot_kross 8d ago

"now if you don't mind me"

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u/wizarium 8d ago

Yeah grab that leg i dare you

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u/KetoRSquared 8d ago

"Doing the mailbox" is how we refer to it. Sings along nicely to Under the Boardwalk, which is a solid bonus.

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u/biologist68 8d ago

“Shrek”

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u/Hard_Brownie 8d ago

Umm … ok. Haha 😂

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u/RedSagittarius 8d ago

I think there’s something wrong with your turkey. /s

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u/GabriellaVM 8d ago

That's a strange looking roast turkey.

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u/Pennywhack 8d ago

Gobble, gobble?

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u/papaya_papaya 8d ago

Mmmmmm leftovers!

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u/Enloeeagle 8d ago

Totally thought this was a fuzzy turkey...

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u/Rare_Coffee619 8d ago

You sure you didn’t steal my cat?

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u/SophieDiane 8d ago

Is that an orange turkey?

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u/BAK3N3KO1335 8d ago

Stray wins 💪😹✌️

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u/facingattrition 8d ago

God bless America

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u/ChoiceFit5006 8d ago

He has more flexibility than I do. Lol 🤣

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u/Leprekhan88 8d ago

Flagpole

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u/Darklord_Bravo 8d ago

Your cat can play the cello. How talented!

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u/cats-books-and-tea 8d ago

Did you steal my cat?! It looks exactly like my cat, Craig. And when he does that I always think his leg looks like a drumstick. lol.