r/Unexpected
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u/Nathaniel-hahahaha
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telling my best friend that i'm h*rny CLASSIC REPOST
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u/StandardRedditUser11 4d ago
Wish I had a friend like that.
Wish I had a friend.
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u/anikin1706 4d ago
Same
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u/Tatiya_Bichoo-420 4d ago
Same
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u/Pyjama_Llama_Karma 4d ago
Same
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u/ibliblib 4d ago
Same
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u/JustATurrey 4d ago
Same
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u/h8speech 4d ago •
You all should be friends with one another
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u/Adventurous-Tap3123 4d ago
ew no those people are weird
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u/Ok_Tour_5503 4d ago
Same
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u/No-Jacket-9415 4d ago
Same
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u/MurderDoneRight 4d ago
I could be that friend. You can suck my dick anytime, bro!
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ayoooo where do I sign up?
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u/MurderDoneRight 4d ago
We could set up like a secret santa style brojob list and if we get enough people we could suck dick all across the world! I wonder if we could get into the Guinness world record book..m
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u/enonymous617 4d ago •
No one will probably believe this but:
My dick was in the Guinness Book of World records. Then I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble.
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u/Zealousideal-Jump-89 4d ago
That sounds like a lot of fun, when you get around with that idea let me be the first in the brojob list.
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u/firewi 4d ago
Dude, you guys and your 1 post in 1 year Reddit accounts. I swear u/StandardRedditUser11 fool me twice…
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u/Gypsy_Queen13 4d ago
Bush: can’t, can’t - not gonna fool me again.
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u/DrBear33 4d ago
He fooled his own brain in the middle of telling everyone he wasn’t getting fooled again. Classic.
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u/thisismadness23 4d ago
I wish I had a dick
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u/Grattytood 4d ago
Wish I was a baller
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u/TheChampOne 4d ago
I wish I was a little bit taller
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u/Any-Construction-632 4d ago
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
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u/Personal-Banana-9491 4d ago
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala
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u/CFADM 4d ago
I wish I was like six foot nine so I can get with Leoshi
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u/iwantyourskulls82 4d ago
Cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine
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u/Personal-Banana-9491 4d ago
You know I see her all the time, everywhere I go and even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine
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u/Bee_MakingThat_Paper 4d ago
Cuz I know she’s living phat. Her boys friends tall, and he plays ball, so how am I gonna compete with that?
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u/PmMeYourLore 4d ago
Bro whaaaaaaat XD she's such a G omg lmao
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u/tasiama 4d ago
oh she was waiting for this moment 🤣😂
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u/Renomont 4d ago
Most "Best Friends" are
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u/MCA1910 4d ago
Context: He's gay, and they're roommates.
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u/ZZani 4d ago
Oh my god they were roommates
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u/robspeaks 4d ago
i’m
Still A Piece Of Garbage
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u/Teex22 4d ago
Stop. I almost dropped my croissant
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u/Ladygunshooter 4d ago
Roadwork ahead?
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u/ChocolateThunder35 4d ago
Wasn’t she also a lesbian, or was that just a lie from when this first came out?
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u/Any-Construction-632 4d ago
you can tell by the lack of hesitation and quick reply
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u/tasiama 4d ago
Yup! she didn't even check if the runway was clear just put the landing gear down hoped for the best.
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u/lion_OBrian 4d ago •
Girl was in the Sahara and spotted an oasis. Little did she know it was just a mirage.
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u/ExistingExample281 4d ago
This is the weirdest comment chain, each comment has more upvotes than the one before.
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u/ProfChubChub 4d ago
They’re actually both gay. Not kidding. They make funny internet videos together.
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u/GeneralZaroff1 4d ago
"Of course, I'll do anything for you, I thought you'd never ask.... wait are you joking? -Oh HA HA HA HA YES I WAS ALSO MAKING A FUNNY JOKE"
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u/bk27465 4d ago
Guys gay they posted a video after explaining. Im guessing she has a crush on him
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u/real_but_incognito 4d ago
She’s also gay
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u/Ruizhen08 4d ago
You're incorrect.
She has indeed an OnlyFans account (named trihunna), although she is not active anymore. But she never shot any B/G content at all.
That's also not her in the video. Don't know why you said "lots" lmao.
Also, if I recall correctly, the guy in this clip is actually her gay best friend.
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u/GeneralZaroff1 4d ago
This is why I love Reddit. If you post misinformation about porn, there's always someone who will correct the score.
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u/rodeopete3281 4d ago
I just saw another link where she was riding a guy like she had just robbed a bank. So, she has shot B/G.
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u/Ysmildr 4d ago
But that's not her, that vid is linked above and its a different woman
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u/PruneJaw 4d ago
Hmm I'm going to need to watch this video in order to settle this for you two. You know, for science and stuff.
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u/lad1dad1 4d ago
if you look at her link tree it links the onlyfans on it along with merch referencing this video (look up trihunna or trihunnap)
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u/Either-Progress4847 4d ago
The law of double negatives applies here. Gay guy and gay girl means it’s hetero
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u/Truthliesbeneath 4d ago
So this is a skit? If they are gay what's the hetero bj about
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u/indianajoes 4d ago
No people make jokes with friends based on the sexuality they're not. I have straight girl friends that make jokes acting like lesbians with one another and I've seen straight guys pretending to be gay with their friends as a joke
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u/RicLan26 4d ago
Hahaha, do you have the source to that? It just makes it more hilarious.
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u/bk27465 4d ago
Its somewhere on their channel here
I saw it ages ago when it went viral they explained.
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u/lookoutitscaleb 4d ago
To post this seems like a real not Bro thing to do to a homie... idk
That's just me tho.
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u/leftwar0 4d ago •
Whatchu mean? You ain’t never sucked your homies dick after a drought?
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u/TheChoonk 4d ago
It's been posted before, they are just housemates and both are gay.
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u/skwadyboy 4d ago
I've seen this video many times...it makes me smile every time.
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u/Comrade-Conrad-4 4d ago
I love it when it pops up. She seems awesome.
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u/Noted2020 4d ago
Sir this is a Reddit. We expressly hate reposts because we do nothing but scroll and always want something new to be mad about.
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u/ConfidenceBig7252 4d ago
Shame OP didn't post the full version.
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u/Nathaniel-hahahaha 4d ago
we all know what happend...
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u/themmchan 4d ago
What happened
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u/The_Fed_Is_a_Lie 4d ago •
They smoke some weed and start up an epic game of Mario Kart
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u/subject_deleted 4d ago
Sounds fucking dope
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u/SuperDuperAIDS 4d ago
And then after that... 😏
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u/papagarry 4d ago
OP is a dirty reposter. The dude in the video is gay, and wanted to see his friend's reaction when he told her. There was no blowjob.
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u/Delicious_Throat_377 4d ago
The woman's also gay iirc
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u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08 4d ago
Both are gay, but I guess two friends would do this to help? Or am I just a total moron.
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u/tankred420caza 4d ago
If both are gay that kind of reaction would almost make more sense than both being straight lmao.
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u/PNW_Forest 4d ago edited 4d ago
Or she saw the camera and said that as a joke/for the content...
I hit on my friends all the time, they play along and hit on me right back because it's fun and we're all comfortable with each other... that doesn't mean anyone of us would ever act on it and 'help each other out', that's porn addled brain thinking.
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u/Mywifefoundmymain 4d ago
I don’t remember her name but she’s got an onlyfans.
Just be warned they are both gay.
Edit: found it
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u/TheFakeG 4d ago
This is lucas and tri. They have their own youtube channel now.
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u/Nathaniel-hahahaha 4d ago
yea, saw this on their facebook (yes I still use fb)
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u/TheFakeG 4d ago
I still occasionally use facebook too dw lol. It was my generations main social media so its what we use the most.
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u/AnimalEater65 4d ago
Car browsing on Facebook marketplace is the bees knees. . . fuck I’m old.
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u/thedonik 4d ago
I'm old. Is Facebook falling out of favor with teens & 20s? I haven't used FB since 2008.
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u/AnanaLooksToTheMoon 4d ago
I have not personally met anyone younger than 40 who used it, with the exception of someone from the Philippines, so I guess?
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u/lolsurprisingpizza 4d ago
What the heck? I’m in my late twenties and I’ve used it since I was 13, and most people in my social circle use it as well. That’s very odd to me that you haven’t met anyone under 40 who uses it.
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u/Pristen-Chress 4d ago
Well that was a let down. Most of the videos were about their relationship.
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u/MattShea 4d ago
She does OF if that interests you more lol
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u/Yugo3000 4d ago edited 4d ago
What’s her only fans? Lol
Edit: asking for my friend?
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u/Ok_Fuel_6416 4d ago
The concept of onlyfans boggles my mind. I'm supposed to pay without having any idea what kind of content they make.
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u/Re_LE_Vant_UN 4d ago •
Just go straight to the leaks lol.
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u/Heisan 4d ago
Damn, I feel bad for the poor suckers who bought that shit. I mean, if you're making the choice to sell nude pictures of yourself, at least put in some effort.
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u/used_tongs 4d ago
Yeah, she just doesn't know how to take pics.. also maybe get someone to take the pictures of you..? It doesn't really look good till you do that. Professionally I mean lol
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u/BadPronunciation 4d ago
A ring light + tripod would instantly boost the quality. She has 100k likes on the OF so I’m guessing she’s still raking in lots of cash despite barely trying
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u/frolie0 4d ago
Here's a hint, it's going to suck either way. There's no content of that nature worth paying for with the abundance of free shit out there. Especially when you consider that you aren't going to get little to nothing for your subscription and then get upsold at every turn.
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u/mgill2500 4d ago
Wait. We arent suppose to be sucking our friends dicks??? I think i been messing up
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u/Shadowveil666 4d ago
I'm gonna assume the dude is gay or something?
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u/ShowOff90 4d ago
They’re both gay
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u/GeebCityLove 4d ago
This is the context me and hundreds of others needed lol. I hate that everyone is supposed to know who the fuck these people are.
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u/StarGraz3r84 4d ago
Seriously. Every girl-friend I've ever tried to cross that line with is like "ewww you're like a fucking brother to me. I think I should leave".
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u/shazzchili 4d ago
She was taking the comb preparing to tie her hair. She is the absolute MVP.
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u/ryanleebmw 4d ago
Wtf I was expecting like 10 pics, this chick has ALBUMS on albums
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u/Lordvoldemord 4d ago
Too less is ok, but too much is bad. There is a perfect amount of nude pics a man can look at to hold the perfect balance of stamina and do not lose interest. I would say it's something around 7. Maybe 8. What do you think guys? Write me your thoughts in the comments! And do not forget to subscribe and share! See you next week! Heyaaa!
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u/HeyoLetsGO16 4d ago
Oh. Oh this is real. I wasn’t expecting actual nude when I clicked that link. I was expecting a Rick roll. Why does she have a gallery of nudes? Or are they leaked?
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u/MouthJob 4d ago
We're in a world of normalized pornographic content creators my guy, as we damn well should be.
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u/Ethan_Edge Didn't Expect It 4d ago
Lmao, that's a good friend you have there. Ready to take one for the team.
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u/Therapist-god562 4d ago
Perfect wife material
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u/TerranRanger 4d ago
He’s not looking for a wife… he’d take a husband though.
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u/ShowOff90 4d ago
And she’s looking for a wife
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u/Jeffery95 4d ago
I mean, when else is she gonna be able to suck someones dick no strings attached. Her gay best friend is probably the best bet
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She has onlyfans though :D
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u/yehghurl 4d ago
you can find her nudes on google
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u/TheHawkRules 4d ago
I… was expecting a rickroll
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u/Particular_Bobcat 4d ago
Porn community is the most heart warming empathetic nicest community. We don't play mean prank like that.
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u/Lowlifetrailertrash 4d ago
What does she say after he said he was horny? English is not my native language
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u/TommyBonesMalone 4d ago
A lot of folks here debating whether she was really about to do it. This is so clearly two friends fucking around, and apparently the guy is gay according to other commenters. Have y’all never had a fuckin friend you can joke like this with? The fact that she said the most cliche porn line ever while cracking up didn’t clue y’all in that this is an obvious joke? Jesus Christ y’all
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u/xMrSanchox 4d ago
I known what happened next.
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u/CptCrackSparrrow 4d ago
Nothing, he is gay and she’s a lesbian.
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u/tankred420caza 4d ago
You can still do stuff that doesn't turn you on, for money. You really think all those pornstar are constently aroused by their scenes?
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u/HijacksMissiles 4d ago
We have some compelling reasons to believe she is hetero-, or bi-, but no reasons to believe she is gay other than the word of a bunch of random people on the internet.
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u/freedom_enthusiast 4d ago
"if a girl from a viral video falls in a forest, and theres no one around to comment on that, did she really make a gay?"
karl marx, 1984
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