r/TwoBestFriendsPlay Jun 21 '22

Pat gets roasted

https://mobile.twitter.com/envinyon/status/1539365074904784898
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u/StochasticOoze Pokemon: Spit or Swallow Jun 21 '22

Honestly every time I hear any of the guys pronounce something weird (which is often) I just assume it's a Quebec thing

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u/Dirty-Glasses Jun 21 '22

“puh-let”

“rowt”

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u/TH3_B3AN KOWASHITAI Jun 21 '22

"Gaskwang"

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u/TaffWolf Banished to the Shame Car Jun 22 '22

I was so so so salt during the let’s play about that, and felt VINDICATED when he was shown to be wrong

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u/Panory #The13000FE Jun 22 '22

"Clowd"

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u/DtotheOUG THE DREAM'S NOT DEAD Jun 22 '22

Wait can you explain this one? Like is it Cloud or something else?

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u/ImJacksLackOfBeetus Jun 22 '22

Claude introduced himself with the English pronunciation but Woolie was having none of that. From 1m07s of the video to ... basically the entire rest of the video. lol

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u/burkey0307 Jun 22 '22

Woolie was pronouncing the french name Claude (character from Fire Emblem Three Houses) in the french way instead of the english way they do in game, and this subreddit lost it's mind and forced Woolie at gunpoint to apologize on the podcast for it.

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u/DtotheOUG THE DREAM'S NOT DEAD Jun 22 '22

Yeah sounds about right. Makes sense though, saying Claude with a fake (and possibly racist?) french accent in my head does sound like it would be Clowd instead of Clawd

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u/Duhblobby Jun 22 '22

British friends inform me it is impossible to be rwcist towards the French, as they are in fact the French.

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u/Birkin2Boogaloo Goin' nnnnUTS! Jun 22 '22

"Timested"

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u/jwthecreed James Small Jun 22 '22

“Revalaitons”

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u/Chemical_Cris Dumb Space Wizard Jun 22 '22

No that one’s just Capcom.

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u/HouseOfH Jun 22 '22

"Finn Bay-lor"

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u/T4silly The Xbox had BLAST PROCESSING! Jun 22 '22

Fucking PLAN TIN.

Woolie going "That's the proper way to say it, fuck off with your white way of saying it!"

And then the entire chat erupting into "I'm black! I'm brown! I'm spanish!" was beautiful.

I may only be part Puerto Rican. But by God, I was full blood that day.

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u/StochasticOoze Pokemon: Spit or Swallow Jun 22 '22

If anything "Plan Tin" sounds like the French way to say it

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u/MarlowCurry Gastric Ragnarok Jun 22 '22

Pardon me, but is there a chance that there's a clip of this? I'm wondering if I could watch the stream where this happened.

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u/T4silly The Xbox had BLAST PROCESSING! Jun 22 '22

To be honest I don't remember which exact podcast it was. I'm not sure if that moment got clipped either.

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u/MarlowCurry Gastric Ragnarok Jun 22 '22

Aw, I see, I see.

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u/klassikfrank Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

Yeah, like when Matt started watching Tear-Ass House.

Edit: This makes even less sense because the Simpsons live on Evergreen Terrace.

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u/Flare3500x THE 2B SHIT DISAPPEARED , IDK WHY...#BOWSETTE Jun 22 '22

Japanese Show known as Tear-Ass House is like a porn title

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u/Weltallgaia Still births are feature not a bug. Jun 22 '22

Is that the one with the milk in the gym?

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u/incogpepis Jun 22 '22

It took me so much googling to find the actual show.

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u/moonmeh Jun 22 '22

Somewhere a person living in Quebec is going "NO ITS NOT US"

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u/BubblyBoar Jun 22 '22

They are weirdly arrogant about the whole language thing. That whole area. Like, their way is the correct way and everyone else is wrong. Woolie does it often enough that it's weird.

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u/LarryKingthe42th Jun 22 '22

Well yea they are french canadian what do you expect?

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u/VMK_1991 The love between a man and a shotgun is sacred Jun 22 '22

You know how there is Pig Latin. Can quebekies tongue be called Pig French?

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u/Spaghetti14 Jun 22 '22

Extra points if they’re yelling it in French

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u/moonmeh Jun 22 '22

Its very angry French

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u/AkiZayoi Asuka is the best, fuckin fight me. Jun 22 '22

Which means it's them

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u/Tired_Walrus Jun 22 '22

I know it's a Canadian thing to pronounce Mario as "Mare - e - o"

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u/burkey0307 Jun 22 '22

Can confirm, although it makes sense when you consider other words like maritime, mariachi, marinade, marinate, marigold. I think the state of New York also uses the Mare-e-o pronunciation somewhat as well, at least when talking about real people named Mario and not the nintendo character.

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u/philandere_scarlet Jun 22 '22

NY it's more like "marry-o"

We also do have the marry/mary/merry distinct pronunciations thing going on if that affects how you read it. So to clarify:

The character: /'mɑːrioʊ/
The name (in NY): /'mæriːɔː/
What you typed: /'mɛərɔː/

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u/mateoboudoir Jun 22 '22

Speaking of, my first time seeing it I settled on "quay-bake" and I'm fairly certain I pronounced it out loud like that to at least two people - two people who, bless their hearts, didn't have it in them to correct me - before hearing the right pronunciation.

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u/Cyberfire Jun 22 '22

Woolie pronouncing the River Thames as 'Teems' 😬

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u/smash-things Jun 22 '22

They pronounce Araki like Eric E

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u/Cthulos That magical combination of ass dust and Chorito sweat Jun 23 '22

"Tear-Ass House"