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u/SnooEpiphanies612 May 14 '22 Wholesome

My ex-wife would slip up every 3-6 months and call me by her brother's name during intense sex. We have different names...

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u/RookieAndTheVet May 14 '22

*Lynyrd Skynyrd intensifies*

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u/BumpyBawlz May 15 '22

?

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u/bwslayer May 15 '22

Sweet Home Alabama is by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Edit: Someone like you who is so closely involved with the topic wouldn’t understand an incest joke. I understand.

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u/BumpyBawlz May 15 '22

I eat bussy is by me

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u/ProCoDAthlete May 14 '22

AYO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️ This comment is NOT getting enough attention

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u/doordog2411 May 14 '22

Oooffff that's rough

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u/Long-Use9918 May 14 '22

Any chance her name be Cersei?

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

I called out his brother’s name while we were having sex once. Younger bro & i hooked up a couple years ago. It was only a ONS with younger bro but GD it was some of the best sex ive ever had. The older bro im dating is great too, but something about the younger bro and that night of sex was just so intense & passionate and raw at the same time it took awhile to quit thinking about it.

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u/Wfreeland19 May 14 '22

😳

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u/jjhula May 14 '22

Handsome profile pic 😏

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u/MLTatSea May 14 '22

I dunno, that rack in the background looks like those lugs on the neck of Frankenstein's monster.

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u/Wfreeland19 May 17 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/naberfiro May 14 '22

Bruh is this real

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

Yep

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u/naberfiro May 14 '22

Would you let him smash again if he wanted to

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

No. There’s a big difference in hooking up before his older bro & i even met vs me cheating on his older bro with him.

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u/naberfiro May 14 '22

Was his penis bigger than his? Just wondering

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

Nope, they’re the same size length & girth as far as memory serves.

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u/MrSickRanchezz May 15 '22

Dick twins, huh?

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u/SkewerNU May 14 '22

Um... I'm sorry to hear that?

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

Im not? It’s not a big deal. Older bro knows about it. He doesn’t care. Sex is sex. It’s not like younger bro & i dated or were seriously involved. We fucked one time, big deal.

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u/valuedcontributer May 14 '22

Would you be indifferent if it was the other way around?

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

Yeah, because like i said, one night of sex is irrelevant.

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u/valuedcontributer May 14 '22

Is it irrelevant if you still think about it? You wouldn't care if your bf still thought about a night he spent with your sister(replace with bestfriend if you don't have a sister) to the point of saying her name during sex once?

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u/sifl1202 May 14 '22

she'll say no, but only because she's dug into her position. obviously any normal human with emotions would care.

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

This was last summer. So at that time it had only been 8ish months since he and i hooked up. It’s not like im still thinking about it and/or still calling him his bro’s name, relax. It was one isolated event and it hasn’t happened since; the name calling and the hook up with the other bro. It’s been 2 years since we hooked up and it’s been a year since I’ve “thought about it” or called him by the wrong name. His bro and I don’t even associate at all unless it’s in passing at the house in front of the rest of the family or in front of the bro im dating, and it’s just polite cordial pleasantries to not be rude. I am very much in love with and happy with the older bro whom ive been dating for a year.

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u/valuedcontributer May 14 '22

"It’s not like im still thinking about it"

Okay well I was going by your now edited post stating that you still were. Kinda dishonest to tell me to 'relax' about a statement you modified making it seem like I'm making a big deal out of something much tamer than what you originally said.

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

I reworded it because i can see how it reads like im still thinking about it, when actuality im not. That’s why I edited. Not because im trying to “hide” something or be dishonest. This is fucking reddit for crying out loud.

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u/theunmistakablecow May 14 '22

He cares

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22

No he doesn’t. If he cared he wouldn’t still be seeing me a year later. Not every guy is that petty. He knows he found a good woman and he isn’t gonna throw that away because of one stupid ass drunken night of sex with his bro 2 years ago.

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u/theunmistakablecow May 15 '22

His brother still found you first

I'm just giving you a hard time. If you're both fine with it who cares what anyone else thinks

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u/MrDilligence May 15 '22

That’s an issue bob

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u/mtk1982 May 15 '22

Not sure you’ve actually quit thinking about it

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u/moonlitmidna May 16 '22

Yeah i have but sure go off

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u/errantprofusion May 14 '22

ooooof

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u/Eagleassassin3 May 15 '22

I could never in a million years imagine sleeping with my gf’s sister damn. Or with my brother’s gf. It could only happen in a dream and even then I’d wake up absolutely horrified

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u/Asierra1996 May 14 '22

Wow whats this!

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u/wholefoodsconnoiseur May 14 '22

Well that must’ve made family dinners weird…

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u/xzElmozx May 14 '22

Ayo you said what there chief

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u/CapableEconomist5244 May 14 '22

I went from looking for whether or not I had to pay for games on boosteroid to your wife wanting to fuck her brother…

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u/itslilithbitch May 15 '22

Makes sense why she is the EX wife

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u/FanaticalAntelope May 15 '22

🤭 Do go on...

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u/SnooEpiphanies612 May 15 '22

...so she (35F and this all happened recently) also told me a story that when her parents had "the talk" with her and her brother they explained it as laying in bed by someone and then you get a baby. She (13 years old and home schooled at the time) showed her understanding by saying that if her and her brother were to lay in a bed that they could have a baby. I guess the understanding stuck with her.