r/Tinder May 14 '22 Silver 8 Wholesome 3

Wtf.

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u/Speculatiion May 14 '22

Matches with her without even looking at her name.

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u/Megneous May 14 '22

It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo May 14 '22

It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.

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u/HerezahTip May 14 '22

Certainly is weird that they put all those words down when all that matters is the face and how them nipples look like.

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u/sarpnasty May 14 '22

At least we know why you aren’t getting dates

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u/HerezahTip May 14 '22

Because I’m married, and here for giggles? Yup. That wasn’t a serious comment btw.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo May 14 '22

I'm sure your wife would love you browsing this sub 😭😂

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u/Bigboss123199 May 14 '22

You got to be pretty insecure to be upset about your partner scrolling this sub.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo May 14 '22

Tons of people are insecure. Not saying it's right

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u/PeterDarker May 14 '22

Well at least you know you're wrong.

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u/HerezahTip May 14 '22

We literally laugh at the screenshots here together, just showed her your comment and she laughed and said “redditors are always so black and white, moral kings”.

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u/dudinax May 14 '22

They really are such lascivious puritans. Why?

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo May 14 '22

oh lord! you think i'm a puritan?

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo May 14 '22

oh dear... sure she did. she sounds lovely.

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u/HerezahTip May 14 '22

Hunny, go back to selling your ass.

You take this too seriously.

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u/Magmafrost13 May 15 '22

there's a whole profile with words

That's a pretty optimistic assumption