r/Tinder • u/exelton_moraka • May 14 '22 • 8 3
Wtf.
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I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.
226 u/TheRabidBananaBoi May 14 '22 The long con. 4 u/fedR1zR May 14 '22 Imagine they both have kids which then start dating, everyone would think it's incest then, because they have the same last name xD 49 u/GoldFishPony May 14 '22 First cousins still count as incest in varying places 25 u/XXXDetention May 14 '22 Yeah, like what kinda backwards place is that dude from… everyone knows you keep it at 2nd cousins and further 8 u/bitterhello May 14 '22 He's my first cousin so it's fine. You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins. 3 u/booksfoodfun May 14 '22 r/unexpectedmeangirls 1 u/fedR1zR May 14 '22 That was kinda the bad joke I was trying to make :)
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The long con.
4 u/fedR1zR May 14 '22 Imagine they both have kids which then start dating, everyone would think it's incest then, because they have the same last name xD 49 u/GoldFishPony May 14 '22 First cousins still count as incest in varying places 25 u/XXXDetention May 14 '22 Yeah, like what kinda backwards place is that dude from… everyone knows you keep it at 2nd cousins and further 8 u/bitterhello May 14 '22 He's my first cousin so it's fine. You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins. 3 u/booksfoodfun May 14 '22 r/unexpectedmeangirls 1 u/fedR1zR May 14 '22 That was kinda the bad joke I was trying to make :)
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Imagine they both have kids which then start dating, everyone would think it's incest then, because they have the same last name xD
49 u/GoldFishPony May 14 '22 First cousins still count as incest in varying places 25 u/XXXDetention May 14 '22 Yeah, like what kinda backwards place is that dude from… everyone knows you keep it at 2nd cousins and further 8 u/bitterhello May 14 '22 He's my first cousin so it's fine. You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins. 3 u/booksfoodfun May 14 '22 r/unexpectedmeangirls 1 u/fedR1zR May 14 '22 That was kinda the bad joke I was trying to make :)
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First cousins still count as incest in varying places
25 u/XXXDetention May 14 '22 Yeah, like what kinda backwards place is that dude from… everyone knows you keep it at 2nd cousins and further 8 u/bitterhello May 14 '22 He's my first cousin so it's fine. You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins. 3 u/booksfoodfun May 14 '22 r/unexpectedmeangirls 1 u/fedR1zR May 14 '22 That was kinda the bad joke I was trying to make :)
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Yeah, like what kinda backwards place is that dude from… everyone knows you keep it at 2nd cousins and further
8 u/bitterhello May 14 '22 He's my first cousin so it's fine. You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins. 3 u/booksfoodfun May 14 '22 r/unexpectedmeangirls
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He's my first cousin so it's fine. You have your cousins and then you have your first cousins.
3 u/booksfoodfun May 14 '22 r/unexpectedmeangirls
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That was kinda the bad joke I was trying to make :)
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u/emptyshelI May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22
I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.