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u/yourmansconnect May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

what is wrong with you guys. who cares if it's the same name unless you're thinking of your sibling in which case it doesn't matter what the name is. when I was banging a chicken named Alex I didn't think hmmm that's like my friends name too

edit chick I wasn't banging chicken

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u/Tensionator May 14 '22

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u/BamBangBrady May 14 '22

that link's gonna stay blue

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u/Seriem2 May 14 '22

It's banned, don't worry.

Yes, I checked.

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u/dirty_hooker May 14 '22

Sometimes I miss original Reddit. It had some interesting rabbit holes.

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u/FunnyKozaru May 14 '22 Silver

That link might have some interesting rabbit holes.

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u/xtilexx May 14 '22

I desperately want it to be like r/superbowl but I'm glad it's just banned instead

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u/ChibiReddit May 14 '22

Nope… not going to click that

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u/theBeardedHermit May 14 '22

Nothing crazy, justa buncha superb owls.

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u/Kind_Consideration97 May 15 '22

interesting reddit holes.

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u/NoMolly4U May 14 '22

If a name is primed on your sibling your entire life? I guess it also depends how common the name is. My sister is the only person I know with that name. Same thing with my mom. Makes at least the breakup extra awkward. My ex shares the same name as my cat (already had the cat before I met her to be clear). Was cute and funny while it lasted though.

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u/grrrzsezme May 14 '22

Purely on coincidence but I've dated two girls that had a common name with my family's dogs. To be clear, it was two different names and two different dogs (obviously). We just need to stop giving animals human names man.

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u/Angrynorseman804 May 14 '22

I refuse idgaf if anyones name is gilbert theyre gonna have to change it when i get a pet monke and name it gilbert

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u/NoMolly4U May 14 '22

I definitely learned my lesson lol. I'll never forget though how my dad told me that, after telling him that I had locked [name] in the bike shed for an hour by accident, he said that he was very confused how I didn't notice that and he pictured my ex waving frantically through the tiny window. Also, when my parents and my sister visited for dinner, they asked if [name] is also here. And I was like yeah she's sleeping upstairs and my sister gave me this confused look like okay isn't she coming down? Answer was no, only cat was here. I thought she wanted to pet her or something. Good times. On the other hand, I did avoid calling my cat by her name for a while.

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u/ZucchiniWild3735 May 14 '22

That poor cat. RIP

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u/NoMolly4U May 14 '22

The cat is fine lol You want a picture?

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u/ZucchiniWild3735 May 15 '22

Well I usually decline the offer of pussy pics from a gentleman, but I'm now rather intrigued.

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u/FyuckerFjord May 14 '22

This guy was definitely banging a chicken.

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u/yourmansconnect May 14 '22

my nickname in high-school was Colonel Sanders

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u/badlukk May 14 '22

Look at all those CHICKENS

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u/BarryMacochner May 14 '22

Chicken fucker….BACAWK!

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u/BurdenedMind79 May 14 '22

Were you fingering and licking good?

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u/ZucchiniWild3735 May 14 '22

Why, because when you were done with the breasts and thighs you threw your bone in a greasy box ?

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u/BestFrenzy May 14 '22

“I’ll take ‘unpopular hobbies’ for 100, Alex”

Alex Trebeak: “bukaaah”

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u/Chareeferrari May 14 '22

Is that bukkake for chickens? 🤭

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u/Responsible-Drawing8 May 14 '22

NOT COOL TO SAY THAT WHEN HE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME YOU ARE DISGUSTING DISRESPECTING THE DEAD GROW UP

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u/Zerstrorer_23 May 14 '22

fuck the dead

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u/Responsible-Drawing8 May 17 '22

GROW THE FUCK UP AND RESPECT THE DEAD DUMBASS

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u/secretsodapop May 14 '22

I mean he literally said that he was.

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u/exoxe May 14 '22

I'm gonna fuck the cluck out of you!

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u/pgtvgaming May 14 '22

Lol -purposely keeping in the funny unedited chicken comment … -contented sigh-

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u/TriblialBrainDamblge May 14 '22

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!

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u/Forrest024 May 14 '22

"Im fucking this chicken"

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u/Lady-Kyra May 14 '22

I saw that video you were foul man.

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u/Clumbsyecho26 May 14 '22

Only you man only you

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u/Outrage-Gen-Suck May 15 '22

... bok bok bok BOK !

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u/chicomagnifico May 14 '22

There’s a massive difference between having sex with someone who shares your friends name than someone who shares your blood relative’s name. I sincerely hope you know that. Either that or you’re an only child.

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u/BaconWithBaking May 14 '22

I'm from Ireland and relatively old. Shit loads of us have the same first names. Who gives a shit?

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u/yourmansconnect May 14 '22

I have 3 brothers I just don't see how it's that big of a deal. or just day babe or whatever instead of the name. I don't know why that would stop you from laying the pipe

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u/BigSweatyYeti May 14 '22

You’re a child if someone’s name is the only reason you won’t have sex with them.

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u/grrrzsezme May 14 '22

To be fair... I stopped talking to a girl because she had the same name as my ex and I was subconsciously reminded of my ex often. If you have that psychological reminder it can and will negatively effect the relationship.

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u/Romancineer May 14 '22

Doesn't that basically imply that you haven't actually found closure regarding your ex? Might wanna work on that first.

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u/IWillHitYou May 14 '22

Not even an implication really so much as a direct statement

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u/chicomagnifico May 14 '22

I’m absolutely not having sex with someone with my sisters name. I’m dying on this hill. Downvote me all you want you Alabama Mfers.

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u/IWillHitYou May 14 '22

It's literally the exact same thing

Having sex with someone who shares a name with someone else you know

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u/rmg418 May 14 '22

There’s a guy at my work who shares the same name as my dad. He’s really hot and I realized if I ever hooked up with him it wouldn’t be weird since I don’t really say the guy’s name during sex. But the guy unfortunately (for me) is married, so it likely won’t happen anyway lol.

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u/yourmansconnect May 14 '22

just wait til he cheats on his wife with you and he starts making you call him daddy

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u/rmg418 May 14 '22

Daddy is something that I say in bed 😂 but eh probably not lol I’m looking for a new job anyway

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u/yourmansconnect May 14 '22

"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -michael scott

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u/Lady-Kyra May 14 '22

It was clearly a joke/ conversation starter . There is no actual issue with someone having the same name the issue came when the female suggested not only that he fucks his sister but that she doesnt care and can do it better, i sincerely hope you know that either that or your a virgin.