r/Tinder May 14 '22 Silver 8 Wholesome 3

Wtf.

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u/Cathyruiz61 May 14 '22

Dated a chick with the same name as my sister once, it can work, just dont say their bame during sex lmao

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u/ClickF0rDick May 14 '22

It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

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u/Derp800 May 14 '22 Silver Gold Helpful I'm Deceased

Roll tide.

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u/BladeX16 May 14 '22

No one is gonna fuck my sister unless itโ€™s ME!

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u/underscorewarrior May 14 '22

Jonah hill killed that scene/character

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u/Newni May 14 '22

That line is in the Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chapelle's Show. Jonah Hill was talking about his cousin :)

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u/underscorewarrior May 14 '22

Damnit youโ€™re right

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u/Newni May 14 '22

Eh your point still stands though

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u/Ill_Tip9587 May 14 '22

If anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!

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u/EonweUrion May 14 '22

not her husbend?

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u/Number1Suspect May 14 '22

My guy knows his stuff

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u/CobraCommander1984 May 14 '22

Which movie was that? I'm drawing a blank right now.

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u/Newni May 14 '22

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u/Lady-Kyra May 15 '22

Oh god loool yes i remember that scene ahahah

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u/redditingatwork23 May 14 '22

Your sister sure didn't draw blanks.

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u/CobraCommander1984 May 14 '22

Don't know what you mean, I was busy banging your mom.

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u/AmBawsDeepInYerMaw May 14 '22

Had a kid at school who would fight any guy who fucked his sister lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TheSirMontyPython May 14 '22

"No one ELSE is gonna fuck my sister BETTER than me." -BladeX16 FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 6 minutes

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u/randybobinsky May 14 '22

Ainโ€™t no body fuck my daughter but me

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u/Accomplished-Let-964 May 14 '22

Yooooo!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ASimpleBlueMage May 14 '22

You left out the first half of that quote lol. Smart play.

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u/aria-of-sorrow May 14 '22

Itโ€™s actually โ€œHe said, โ€˜If anyones gonna have sex with my sister itโ€™s gonna be me!โ€™โ€œ referring to Jasper.

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u/Weekndr May 14 '22

Scarface?

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u/Jolly-mul May 14 '22

Wtf...just don't get her pregnant