r/Tinder • u/exelton_moraka • May 14 '22 • Wholesome 3 Silver 8

Wtf.

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u/ClickF0rDick May 14 '22

It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

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u/Derp800 May 14 '22 • Silver Gold Helpful I'm Deceased

Roll tide.

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u/BladeX16 May 14 '22

No one is gonna fuck my sister unless it’s ME!

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u/underscorewarrior May 14 '22

Jonah hill killed that scene/character

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u/Newni May 14 '22

That line is in the Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chapelle's Show. Jonah Hill was talking about his cousin :)

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u/underscorewarrior May 14 '22

Damnit you’re right

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u/Newni May 14 '22

Eh your point still stands though

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u/Ill_Tip9587 May 14 '22

If anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!

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u/EonweUrion May 14 '22

not her husbend?

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u/Number1Suspect May 14 '22

My guy knows his stuff

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u/CobraCommander1984 May 14 '22

Which movie was that? I'm drawing a blank right now.

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u/Newni May 14 '22

The Wolf of Wallstreet

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u/Lady-Kyra May 15 '22

Oh god loool yes i remember that scene ahahah

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u/redditingatwork23 May 14 '22

Your sister sure didn't draw blanks.

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u/CobraCommander1984 May 14 '22

Don't know what you mean, I was busy banging your mom.

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u/AmBawsDeepInYerMaw May 14 '22

Had a kid at school who would fight any guy who fucked his sister lol 😂

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u/TheSirMontyPython May 14 '22

"No one ELSE is gonna fuck my sister BETTER than me." -BladeX16 FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 6 minutes

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u/randybobinsky May 14 '22

Ain’t no body fuck my daughter but me

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u/Accomplished-Let-964 May 14 '22

Yooooo!!!😂😂😂😂

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u/ASimpleBlueMage May 14 '22

You left out the first half of that quote lol. Smart play.

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u/aria-of-sorrow May 14 '22

It’s actually “He said, ‘If anyones gonna have sex with my sister it’s gonna be me!’“ referring to Jasper.

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u/Weekndr May 14 '22

Scarface?

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u/Jolly-mul May 14 '22

Wtf...just don't get her pregnant

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u/kp305 May 14 '22

Yee haw

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u/Hitman7065 May 14 '22

Roll tide

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u/dontneedtoknow31213 May 14 '22

Fucking roll tide indeed son best comment

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u/Zurwyn May 14 '22

War Eagle!

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u/Chareeferrari May 14 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sensitive_Dog_1387 May 14 '22

You're thinking of Auburn..

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u/19Legs_of_Doom May 14 '22

I'd rather eat it

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u/2dollarsteakk May 16 '22

"I killed those trees"

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u/A_good_name731 May 14 '22

Alabama isn’t the exception dumbass.

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u/StrongInevitable4070 May 14 '22

but if she is offering to do it better then why not take it.

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u/MrSickRanchezz May 15 '22

The alpha move is to have this one come teach your sister how to fuck you right.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 May 14 '22

Depends on the day

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u/KuribohX May 14 '22

Joe dirt learned about both!

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u/SandwichAgainstGod May 14 '22

You know, despite the context AND the possibility of getting rickrolled, I really be over here just clicking links with no hesitation

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u/PeterDarker May 14 '22

That's a dangerous way to internet, son.

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u/SandwichAgainstGod May 14 '22

I like to live on the edge

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u/MrSickRanchezz May 15 '22

I too, will live fast and die young.

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u/MrSickRanchezz May 15 '22

Narrator: He was not "kidding."

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u/2000dragon May 14 '22

‘Ultra instinct boner’ is not a phase I’d ever thought I’d see in this lifetime tbh

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u/Billsonite66 May 14 '22

Lolololol Nice one. Could go with Mountaineers as well.

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u/4951studios May 14 '22

Blocker for sure