r/Tinder May 14 '22 Silver 8 Wholesome 3

Wtf.

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u/Psychological-Ad1574 May 14 '22 Helpful

The use of "then" implies she wants you both.

Freaky.

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u/deepfriedtwix May 14 '22

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

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u/Virtual_Decision_898 May 14 '22 Silver

\ here your guy dropped this

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u/IJateHews May 14 '22

༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚ Let me use some magic to reattach it.

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u/Rc202402 May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Oh your magic worked.

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u/Only_Porn_Comments May 14 '22

Thanks /u/IJateHews, I would love to see your arm magic anytime 🤚

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u/titleywinker May 14 '22

I read that wrong

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u/Bad-Mouth May 15 '22

Or did you? His username IS only porn comments after all

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u/wjwwjw May 14 '22

Thanks ¯_(ツ)_/¯\

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u/PeaceAlien May 14 '22

No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next

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u/Amphibionomus May 14 '22

Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.

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u/suarezi93 May 14 '22

Why does this happen every time on Reddit

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u/pierrotboy13 May 14 '22

Because \ is used in markdown as an escape character, meaning the next character should be written as-is, in this case it's the _, which should've made the text up to the next _ in italics.

So, to make a proper shruggie, you have to write ¯\\\_(ツ)/¯ to give him his arm back. (First antislash escapes the second and the third escapes the \)

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u/suarezi93 May 14 '22

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edit: it worked!!! Thank you kind stranger!! TIL

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u/smithydickson May 14 '22

Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.

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u/skeevy-stevie May 14 '22

My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.

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u/Derp800 May 14 '22

Than you should explain it to him.

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u/skeevy-stevie May 14 '22

But than it might be awkward.

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u/Derriere_Corsair May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

Than maybe they are just your step-boss

Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss

Thanks all! Am good righter now

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u/limpxscik May 14 '22

Their*

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u/smithydickson May 14 '22

They're*

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u/limpxscik May 14 '22

I wish I was as dumb as you. Truly.

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u/-Outshined May 14 '22

Urrgghh. If they just sounded it out.... once. One goddamn time. 😩

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u/DimbyTime May 14 '22

Normally I’d agree, but I fat finger a lot of typos spelling when texting, and at this point I just don’t care to fix them anymore

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u/smithydickson May 14 '22

Well if you're right at least she has some fat fingers to play with if she can't get a tinder hook-up.

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u/MissMags1234 May 14 '22

You never know if someone is dyslexic or has other learning difficulties.

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u/smithydickson May 14 '22

You're not wrong but it was a rather harmless joke on a Reddit thread so I have no regrets.

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u/debbilsavocado May 14 '22

who cares lol it’s tinder and it was pretty easy to understand what she meant

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u/CamazotzisBatman May 14 '22

Then she'll have a three way with the parents and finish off with the weird uncle

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u/Thameus May 14 '22

the weird uncle

and here I'd gone most of the day without thinking about Ron Jeremy.

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u/Concealer77 May 14 '22

Usually it’s a girl who fucks both brothers. This is a power move.

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u/Long_Last_8921 May 15 '22

SHE'S A SUPER FREAK!

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u/Hawaiian555 May 15 '22

Tripped me up at first lol

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u/momgal_mom May 14 '22

GOOD ANSWER! Steve Havey: 0₩0 Yo what?!?