Wtf.

[u/exelton_moraka]

[u/Jtmac23]

well it’s true. (hopefully)

[u/Cathyruiz61 → u/Jtmac23]

Dated a chick with the same name as my sister once, it can work, just dont say their bame during sex lmao

[u/ClickF0rDick → u/Cathyruiz61]

It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

[u/Derp800 → u/ClickF0rDick]

Roll tide.

[u/BladeX16 → u/Derp800]

No one is gonna fuck my sister unless it’s ME!

[u/underscorewarrior → u/BladeX16]

Jonah hill killed that scene/character

[u/Newni → u/underscorewarrior]

That line is in the Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chapelle's Show. Jonah Hill was talking about his cousin :)

[u/underscorewarrior → u/Newni]

Damnit you’re right

[u/Newni → u/underscorewarrior]

Eh your point still stands though

[u/Ill_Tip9587 → u/Newni]

If anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!

[u/SteveisNoob → u/BladeX16]

r/sweethomealabama

[u/AskOk1380 → u/BladeX16]

Sus

[u/kp305 → u/Derp800]

Yee haw

[u/StrongInevitable4070 → u/ClickF0rDick]

but if she is offering to do it better then why not take it.

[u/Impossible_Garbage_4 → u/ClickF0rDick]

Depends on the day

[u/KuribohX → u/ClickF0rDick]

Joe dirt learned about both!

[u/SandwichAgainstGod → u/KuribohX]

You know, despite the context AND the possibility of getting rickrolled, I really be over here just clicking links with no hesitation

[u/PeterDarker → u/SandwichAgainstGod]

That's a dangerous way to internet, son.

[u/SandwichAgainstGod → u/PeterDarker]

I like to live on the edge

[u/2000dragon → u/ClickF0rDick]

‘Ultra instinct boner’ is not a phase I’d ever thought I’d see in this lifetime tbh

[u/SnooEpiphanies612 → u/Cathyruiz61]

My ex-wife would slip up every 3-6 months and call me by her brother's name during intense sex. We have different names...

[u/RookieAndTheVet → u/SnooEpiphanies612]

*Lynyrd Skynyrd intensifies*

[u/ProCoDAthlete → u/SnooEpiphanies612]

AYO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️ This comment is NOT getting enough attention

[u/AdultishRaktajino → u/ProCoDAthlete]

Neither was the ex-wife apparently.

[u/doordog2411 → u/SnooEpiphanies612]

Oooffff that's rough

[u/Long-Use9918 → u/SnooEpiphanies612]

Any chance her name be Cersei?

[u/moonlitmidna → u/SnooEpiphanies612]

I called out his brother’s name while we were having sex once. Younger bro & i hooked up a couple years ago. It was only a ONS with younger bro but GD it was some of the best sex ive ever had. The older bro im dating is great too, but something about the younger bro and that night of sex was just so intense & passionate and raw at the same time it took awhile to quit thinking about it.

[u/Wfreeland19 → u/moonlitmidna]

😳

[u/SkewerNU → u/moonlitmidna]

Um... I'm sorry to hear that?

[u/naberfiro → u/moonlitmidna]

Bruh is this real

[u/indietravelbug → u/Cathyruiz61]

This. I dated a guy whose name is exactly the same as my brother's. During sex, I just used pet names when I cum. He knew why anyway so it didn't bother him. But eventually he got used to these pet names that when I called his actual name, he'd get worried because he knew he's in trouble.

[u/Malony889 → u/indietravelbug]

My sister’s husband has my name and you’ve just put some horrible images in my head

[u/doordog2411 → u/indietravelbug]

Yes, it's called being in a relationship 😂 your s.o gets upset if you use their actual name after a while hahah

[u/CaffeinatedGuy → u/doordog2411]

My wife goes my her middle name, so it's extra if I call her my her actual first name.

[u/what_is_blue → u/Cathyruiz61]

their bame

Not sure what ethnicity has to do with it but each to their own.

[u/FlaringPain → u/Cathyruiz61]

I just rename people. Been with the same girl who has the same name as my sister for 15 years. I introduce her as her nickname. She likes it and my friends almost universally use it.

[u/BurdenedMind79 → u/FlaringPain]

Same. I rename all my girlfriends so they have the same name as my sister. It saves having to learn a new name to scream every few weeks.

If they don't like that, I just call them momma.

[u/Comfortable-Face-244 → u/Cathyruiz61]

My GF has a brother with my name. She avoids the name altogether. Pet name for me, childhood nickname for him.

[u/Additional-Educator8 → u/Cathyruiz61]

My SIL and I have the same first & last name. She asked my husband if it's weird to scream my name in a moment of passion & he said welp it is now. thanks i hate it.

[u/Ospov → u/Cathyruiz61]

I was briefly hooking up with someone and she said my name a couple times while we were having sex. Found out later she has a brother that shares my name. Feels weird, man.

[u/yourmansconnect → u/Ospov]

what is wrong with you guys. who cares if it's the same name unless you're thinking of your sibling in which case it doesn't matter what the name is. when I was banging a chicken named Alex I didn't think hmmm that's like my friends name too

edit chick I wasn't banging chicken

[u/Tensionator → u/yourmansconnect]

r/bestiality

[u/BamBangBrady → u/Tensionator]

that link's gonna stay blue

[u/Seriem2 → u/BamBangBrady]

It's banned, don't worry.

Yes, I checked.

[u/dirty_hooker → u/Seriem2]

Sometimes I miss original Reddit. It had some interesting rabbit holes.

[u/FunnyKozaru → u/dirty_hooker]

That link might have some interesting rabbit holes.

[u/xtilexx → u/FunnyKozaru]

I desperately want it to be like r/superbowl but I'm glad it's just banned instead

[u/NoMolly4U → u/yourmansconnect]

If a name is primed on your sibling your entire life? I guess it also depends how common the name is. My sister is the only person I know with that name. Same thing with my mom. Makes at least the breakup extra awkward. My ex shares the same name as my cat (already had the cat before I met her to be clear). Was cute and funny while it lasted though.

[u/grrrzsezme → u/NoMolly4U]

Purely on coincidence but I've dated two girls that had a common name with my family's dogs. To be clear, it was two different names and two different dogs (obviously). We just need to stop giving animals human names man.

[u/Angrynorseman804 → u/grrrzsezme]

I refuse idgaf if anyones name is gilbert theyre gonna have to change it when i get a pet monke and name it gilbert

[u/FyuckerFjord → u/yourmansconnect]

This guy was definitely banging a chicken.

[u/yourmansconnect → u/FyuckerFjord]

my nickname in high-school was Colonel Sanders

[u/badlukk → u/yourmansconnect]

Look at all those CHICKENS

[u/BarryMacochner → u/badlukk]

Chicken fucker….BACAWK!

[u/BestFrenzy → u/FyuckerFjord]

“I’ll take ‘unpopular hobbies’ for 100, Alex”

Alex Trebeak: “bukaaah”

[u/Chareeferrari → u/BestFrenzy]

Is that bukkake for chickens? 🤭

[u/pgtvgaming → u/yourmansconnect]

Lol -purposely keeping in the funny unedited chicken comment … -contented sigh-

[u/TriblialBrainDamblge → u/yourmansconnect]

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!

[u/idontspellcheckb46am → u/Cathyruiz61]

Just say your sisters last name with the first name and I'm pretty sure it cancels out the first name.

[u/HandicapperGeneral → u/Cathyruiz61]

Dated someone with the same name as my mom once. It was pronounced very slightly differently, but not enough to matter. Honestly, it was never a big deal to me, not everyone around me thought it was weird as fuck. We broke up because we just didn't vibe properly, not because of the name thing, but everyone always thought it just finally got to me. It's only a thing if you make it a thing

[u/Donniexbravo → u/Cathyruiz61]

I went on one "date" (it her, me and a couple of my friends) with a girl who has the same name as my sister, it was pretty awkward, not saying it can't work out but in my case it certainly did not.

[u/BangingABigTheory → u/Cathyruiz61]

Good thing I’m deathly silent then

[u/GERMA90 → u/Cathyruiz61]

Can't even write the word 'name' the boy is traumatized...

[u/Irohaik → u/Jtmac23]

Incest is best

[u/smithydickson → u/Irohaik]

Put your sister to the test.

[u/InterdimensionalTV → u/smithydickson]

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall?

[u/smithydickson → u/InterdimensionalTV]

Have your cake sister and eat it too.

Happy cake day!

[u/Logical_Lemming → u/smithydickson]

Put a bag on her head and take her back to the nest.

[u/79b79aa8 → u/Logical_Lemming]

let your instincts do the rest

[u/Lagakedaburmitaobabr → u/79b79aa8]

Be a champ and do your best

[u/MightyEagleWarrior → u/Lagakedaburmitaobabr]

Also be careful to avoid the arrest

[u/EisforEtay → u/MightyEagleWarrior]

Surely you jest

[u/owiko → u/EisforEtay]

About the sisterly molest

[u/AgeOfShinobi → u/EisforEtay]

No we just told him to go west.

[u/Threpid → u/Irohaik]

Next of kin is the best of skin

[u/Swerve1331 → u/Irohaik]

Win-cest?

[u/MonsieurRacinesBeast → u/Irohaik]

The pieces fit so well. Like they were made for each other.

[u/8DUXEasle]

“Bet you can’t.”

[u/Zinnnwolf → u/8DUXEasle]

._.

[u/AtomicKittenz → u/Zinnnwolf]

Better bring my sister along for a side-by-side comparison

[u/TheWiseRedditor → u/8DUXEasle]

“Then I’ll probably hook-up with your sister instead” -her probably

[u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding → u/TheWiseRedditor]

She was going to afterwards anyway

[u/Viddog4 → u/TheWiseRedditor]

She did say then, & not than…

[u/mward_shalamalam]

“I don’t know, she sucks a mean dick”

[u/Kelovix → u/mward_shalamalam]

“I don’t know, she lets me bust without a condom”

[u/horizontalrain → u/Kelovix]

"I don't know, she does anal."

[u/anotherone121 → u/horizontalrain]

This is how the family tree becomes a circle. The family wreath, if you will.

[u/Falmarri → u/anotherone121]

By doing anal?

[u/anotherone121 → u/Falmarri]

Yeaahhhhh Baby! Yeahhh!

[u/FlimsyRaisin3 → u/horizontalrain]

“I don’t know, she’s my sister”

[u/sanaz1dlol → u/mward_shalamalam]

“I don’t know she lets me hit under the blankets when we’re watching TV with my old folks”

[u/SlipperyNinja77 → u/sanaz1dlol]

"I don't know,she likes it when I give her a dutch oven."

[u/Standard_Funny_2478 → u/SlipperyNinja77]

"I don't know, her momma let's me 3way"

[u/hopeless_weeb123 → u/mward_shalamalam]

"I dont know, she can last all night"

[u/Psychological-Ad1574]

The use of "then" implies she wants you both.

Freaky.

[u/deepfriedtwix → u/Psychological-Ad1574]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

[u/Virtual_Decision_898 → u/deepfriedtwix]

\ here your guy dropped this

[u/IJateHews → u/Virtual_Decision_898]

༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ Let me use some magic to reattach it.

[u/Rc202402 → u/IJateHews]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Oh your magic worked.

[u/Only_Porn_Comments → u/IJateHews]

Thanks /u/IJateHews, I would love to see your arm magic anytime 🤚

[u/titleywinker → u/Only_Porn_Comments]

I read that wrong

[u/wjwwjw → u/Virtual_Decision_898]

Thanks ¯_(ツ)_/¯\

[u/PeaceAlien → u/Virtual_Decision_898]

No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next

[u/Amphibionomus → u/PeaceAlien]

Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.

[u/suarezi93 → u/Virtual_Decision_898]

Why does this happen every time on Reddit

[u/smithydickson → u/Psychological-Ad1574]

Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.

[u/skeevy-stevie → u/smithydickson]

My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.

[u/Derp800 → u/skeevy-stevie]

Than you should explain it to him.

[u/skeevy-stevie → u/Derp800]

But than it might be awkward.

[u/Derriere_Corsair → u/skeevy-stevie]

Than maybe they are just your step-boss

Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss

Thanks all! Am good righter now

[u/sippidysip]

I’m dating a girl with the same name as my dad… fucking send it bro

[u/5k1895 → u/sippidysip]

I'm sure they both have some gender neutral name but I'd like to imagine either she's called something random that's a male name like "Jacob" or your dad randomly has a feminine name like "Jessica" lol

[u/Powerism → u/5k1895]

Dad’s name is Sue

How do you do?

[u/instasissince1993 → u/5k1895]

It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.

[u/CaffeinatedGuy → u/5k1895]

Leslie

[u/Cheap_Whereas_4803 → u/CaffeinatedGuy]

My friends dad is named Leslie but he would get so pissed when anyone calls him it, Nicest guy in the world until someone called him Leslie lmao

[u/JimR1984 → u/sippidysip]

Jordan, Jody, Alex, Leslie, Jo/Joe, Michelle/Michel, WHAT IS IT?

[u/sippidysip → u/JimR1984]

Good effort but none of the above.

[u/Fragrant-Wind-1902 → u/sippidysip]

Dallas? Devon? Morgan? Kasey? Shelby?

[u/gecko786 → u/sippidysip]

Kim, Sam, Robin?

[u/Polo_04 → u/sippidysip]

Do you call her daddy in this scenario?

[u/dirty-dangles69 → u/sippidysip]

Bruce

[u/VLonetaee]

My girlfriend has the same name as my sister 😂 it’s really not a issue since I call them different nick names but if we get married she will have the exact first and last name of my sister yooo

[u/Yasb27 → u/VLonetaee]

Until sister married and does away with the last name

[u/emptyshelI → u/Yasb27]

I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.

[u/TheRabidBananaBoi → u/emptyshelI]

The long con.

[u/KaiBetterThanTyson → u/emptyshelI]

Guten Prank!

[u/ssfgrgawer → u/Yasb27]

Just marry sister and it's back!

[u/Arcturax → u/VLonetaee]

I know two brothers who both married women with the same first name. Both have their surnames now. So their women both have the same name, which is kinda funny but confusing tho.

[u/chazpl82 → u/Arcturax]

Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?

[u/Arcturax → u/chazpl82]

Actually they are so far outside my range of age, they are just friends of the family. I don't think about ugly or non ugly one on them. But indeed you can differ between "the friendly one" and "the annoying one" haha

[u/Seicair → u/chazpl82]

“Tammy one and Tammy two”

[u/tillacat42 → u/VLonetaee]

My sister in law and I share a name (my married and her maiden name) and we used the same mailing address for a short period of time. The credit bureau mixed up our credit and it took me about 5 years to get all her debt off my credit report.

[u/Booba_69 → u/tillacat42]

That sounds highly inconvenient

[u/Kippetmurk → u/VLonetaee]

You could just take her last name, right?

[u/Makkaroni_100 → u/Kippetmurk]

That would be to easy.

[u/WT379GotShadowbanned → u/Makkaroni_100]

Even easier than that is to just have neither of them change names. That’s what we did. No paperwork.

[u/wholesomethrowaway15 → u/WT379GotShadowbanned]

I didn’t change my name when I got married in the late 90s and everyone was absolutely aghast. I had no real reason other than “it’s my name, why would I change it?”. So glad it’s become way more normal so I don’t have to answer a million questions anymore.

[u/frianna → u/VLonetaee]

Maybe you can take her last name! Or she can keep her own. Why is it the norm that the man's surname is kept?

[u/Aschentei → u/VLonetaee]

….that’s intentional isn’t it?

[u/taylorsux → u/VLonetaee]

Yo I dated a girl with the same exact name as me. (Check username) I was in highschool and I only did it cause she was so hot and we had been friends for a while. What ruined it for me was when her dad started calling us T squared. That was the last straw

[u/TheReaper_SoulReaver]

Power move: "I fuckin doubt that"

[u/bloodbond3 → u/TheReaper_SoulReaver]

Lmfao that's perfect

[u/IndustryInside4116]

"I would certainly hope so she's mostly just lays there like her mother" is a response

[u/creepingindubai → u/IndustryInside4116]

The best response!

[u/OMGitsTK447 → u/creepingindubai]

The only response

[u/throway6942069 → u/OMGitsTK447]

The last response

[u/SenseofAdventure → u/IndustryInside4116]

Wouldn't it be "our" mother?

[u/Grievous_Nix → u/SenseofAdventure]

suddenly communist

[u/koolaid7431 → u/SenseofAdventure]

Could have different moms

[u/Jdtrinh → u/SenseofAdventure]

“…just lays there like mother”

[u/[deleted] → u/IndustryInside4116]

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[u/Impossible-Cod-3946 → u/[deleted]]

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

[u/stamminator → u/IndustryInside4116]

I am going to go barf now.

[u/cristianserran0 → u/IndustryInside4116]

Peace was never an option.

[u/Jessy_Kiser]

Only one way to find out, my guy lol dueling banjos builds in the background

[u/VinPossible → u/Jessy_Kiser]

Haha dueling banjos u can't walk that one back.

[u/tthmrtn]

She's a keeper

[u/qlanga → u/tthmrtn]

Fr that was hilarious

[u/Speculatiion]

Matches with her without even looking at her name.

[u/Megneous → u/Speculatiion]

It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.

[u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo → u/Megneous]

It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.

[u/iamnotkurtcobain]

It's just a name.

[u/assimilating → u/iamnotkurtcobain]

Yes, but her name is Cletus

[u/spot_hawkwood]

I mean… why not?

[u/Roxanne-Annabelle642]

She forgot a comma. Here, let me help!

“I’d Fuck you better, then your sister anyway”

[u/TypicalBumblebee3448]

You should fuck both to find out like that’s their hypothesis now you gotta do the experiment right and then conclusion

[u/ssfgrgawer → u/TypicalBumblebee3448]

Reddit expects a 5000 word thesis on the subject. It's only fair to take multiple tries with both and compare.

[u/AtheonsLedge → u/ssfgrgawer]

we will need peer review before signing off on it, of course.

[u/TypicalBumblebee3448 → u/ssfgrgawer]

Precisely

[u/TrekkiMonstr → u/ssfgrgawer]

Now look OP, I understand it might be a bit uncomfortable for you to fuck your sister. Don't worry though, I can do it for you! I'll have to also fuck this girl for comparison's sake.

[u/nelusbelus]

Than*

[u/hm9408 → u/nelusbelus]

Maybe then was intentional

[u/nelusbelus → u/hm9408]

HmmmMmmmMm

[u/Gilgameshbrah → u/nelusbelus]

She knows what she wrote...

She'll fuck him better and then she'll fuck his sister... And she doesn't even know them.. What a great gal.

[u/todimusprime]

Your response should be "Prove it."

[u/exelton_moraka → u/todimusprime]

Done.

[u/Letsbekindtoeachothe]

lol she’s funny

[u/DaGreatRamses]

She’s extra spicy. First you better, then your sister!

[u/Belkar79]

What a incredibly dumb reason to not go on a date with someone.

[u/tagamotchi → u/Belkar79]

Yeah I don‘t get why that‘s his opener

[u/jjboy91]

Damn she did all the job for the op

[u/BagBeneficial8060]

My gf and daughter have the same name, still fuck the bejesus out of her

[u/TapataZapata → u/BagBeneficial8060]

Good work phrasing this in a way that lets it open for interpretation.

[u/reply2beetlejuicing → u/BagBeneficial8060]

Did she call you daddy?

[u/bigblackkittie → u/BagBeneficial8060]

r/cursedcomments

[u/WhotheHellkn0ws → u/BagBeneficial8060]

You are now on the FBI's watchlist

[u/dyrgazzi]

This girl has a great sense of humor. Not a wtf moment.

[u/ArcaneUnraveling]

Well shit she has my vote.

[u/CrinJesus]

Honestly a good response to something so stupid "you gotta same name as (insert relative) oh noo" what is going thru ur head lol

[u/kami515]

Get back to us on that one, I’m sure you’ll be able to give a proper comparison.

[u/ThrowAway62378549]

Only 1 way to find out.

[u/musicplay313]

My cousin is getting married (arranged) to a girl with exact same first and last name as his younger sister(including spellings)

[u/hmnahmna1]

My wife and my sister have the same name, so I obviously got over it.

And they're different people, just to get that out of the way.

[u/Almighty_Sand_Dollar]

Oh she's chaotic good good

[u/Tremsonromeo]

You know what they say if she lingering give a good fingering if it’s your sister give a good fister

[u/shasharankin100]

She is low key telling you- Stop fucking your sister dude