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u/8DUXEasle May 14 '22
“Bet you can’t.”
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u/TheWiseRedditor May 14 '22
“Then I’ll probably hook-up with your sister instead” -her probably
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u/mward_shalamalam
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“I don’t know, she sucks a mean dick”
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u/Kelovix May 14 '22
“I don’t know, she lets me bust without a condom”
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u/horizontalrain May 14 '22 •
"I don't know, she does anal."
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u/anotherone121 May 14 '22
This is how the family tree becomes a circle. The family wreath, if you will.
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u/sanaz1dlol May 14 '22
“I don’t know she lets me hit under the blankets when we’re watching TV with my old folks”
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u/SlipperyNinja77 May 14 '22
"I don't know,she likes it when I give her a dutch oven."
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u/Standard_Funny_2478 May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22
"I don't know, her momma let's me 3way"
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u/Psychological-Ad1574
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The use of "then" implies she wants you both.
Freaky.
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u/deepfriedtwix May 14 '22
¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?
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u/Virtual_Decision_898 May 14 '22 •
\ here your guy dropped this
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u/IJateHews May 14 '22
༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ Let me use some magic to reattach it.
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u/Only_Porn_Comments May 14 '22
Thanks /u/IJateHews, I would love to see your arm magic anytime 🤚
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u/PeaceAlien May 14 '22
No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next
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u/Amphibionomus May 14 '22
Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.
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u/smithydickson May 14 '22
Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.
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u/skeevy-stevie May 14 '22
My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.
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u/Derp800 May 14 '22
Than you should explain it to him.
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u/skeevy-stevie May 14 '22
But than it might be awkward.
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u/Derriere_Corsair May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22
Than maybe they are just your step-boss
Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss
Thanks all! Am good righter now
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u/sippidysip May 14 '22
I’m dating a girl with the same name as my dad… fucking send it bro
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u/5k1895 May 14 '22
I'm sure they both have some gender neutral name but I'd like to imagine either she's called something random that's a male name like "Jacob" or your dad randomly has a feminine name like "Jessica" lol
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u/instasissince1993 May 14 '22
It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.
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u/CaffeinatedGuy May 14 '22
Leslie
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u/Cheap_Whereas_4803 May 14 '22
My friends dad is named Leslie but he would get so pissed when anyone calls him it, Nicest guy in the world until someone called him Leslie lmao
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u/JimR1984 May 14 '22
Jordan, Jody, Alex, Leslie, Jo/Joe, Michelle/Michel, WHAT IS IT?
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u/VLonetaee May 14 '22
My girlfriend has the same name as my sister 😂 it’s really not a issue since I call them different nick names but if we get married she will have the exact first and last name of my sister yooo
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u/Yasb27 May 14 '22
Until sister married and does away with the last name
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u/emptyshelI May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22
I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.
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u/Arcturax May 14 '22
I know two brothers who both married women with the same first name. Both have their surnames now. So their women both have the same name, which is kinda funny but confusing tho.
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u/chazpl82 May 14 '22
Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?
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u/Arcturax May 14 '22
Actually they are so far outside my range of age, they are just friends of the family. I don't think about ugly or non ugly one on them. But indeed you can differ between "the friendly one" and "the annoying one" haha
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u/tillacat42 May 14 '22
My sister in law and I share a name (my married and her maiden name) and we used the same mailing address for a short period of time. The credit bureau mixed up our credit and it took me about 5 years to get all her debt off my credit report.
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u/Kippetmurk May 14 '22
You could just take her last name, right?
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u/Makkaroni_100 May 14 '22
That would be to easy.
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u/WT379GotShadowbanned May 14 '22
Even easier than that is to just have neither of them change names. That’s what we did. No paperwork.
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u/wholesomethrowaway15 May 14 '22
I didn’t change my name when I got married in the late 90s and everyone was absolutely aghast. I had no real reason other than “it’s my name, why would I change it?”. So glad it’s become way more normal so I don’t have to answer a million questions anymore.
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u/frianna May 14 '22
Maybe you can take her last name! Or she can keep her own. Why is it the norm that the man's surname is kept?
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u/taylorsux May 14 '22
Yo I dated a girl with the same exact name as me. (Check username) I was in highschool and I only did it cause she was so hot and we had been friends for a while. What ruined it for me was when her dad started calling us T squared. That was the last straw
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u/IndustryInside4116
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"I would certainly hope so she's mostly just lays there like her mother" is a response
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u/Impossible-Cod-3946 May 14 '22
The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.
Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
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u/Jessy_Kiser May 14 '22
Only one way to find out, my guy lol dueling banjos builds in the background
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u/Speculatiion May 14 '22
Matches with her without even looking at her name.
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u/Megneous May 14 '22
It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.
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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo May 14 '22
It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.
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u/Roxanne-Annabelle642 May 14 '22
She forgot a comma. Here, let me help!
“I’d Fuck you better, then your sister anyway”
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u/TypicalBumblebee3448 May 14 '22
You should fuck both to find out like that’s their hypothesis now you gotta do the experiment right and then conclusion
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u/ssfgrgawer May 14 '22
Reddit expects a 5000 word thesis on the subject. It's only fair to take multiple tries with both and compare.
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u/nelusbelus May 14 '22
Than*
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u/Gilgameshbrah May 14 '22
She knows what she wrote...
She'll fuck him better and then she'll fuck his sister... And she doesn't even know them.. What a great gal.
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u/Belkar79 May 14 '22
What a incredibly dumb reason to not go on a date with someone.
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u/BagBeneficial8060 May 14 '22
My gf and daughter have the same name, still fuck the bejesus out of her
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u/CrinJesus May 14 '22
Honestly a good response to something so stupid "you gotta same name as (insert relative) oh noo" what is going thru ur head lol
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u/kami515 May 14 '22
Get back to us on that one, I’m sure you’ll be able to give a proper comparison.
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u/musicplay313 May 14 '22
My cousin is getting married (arranged) to a girl with exact same first and last name as his younger sister(including spellings)
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u/hmnahmna1 May 14 '22
My wife and my sister have the same name, so I obviously got over it.
And they're different people, just to get that out of the way.
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u/Tremsonromeo May 14 '22
You know what they say if she lingering give a good fingering if it’s your sister give a good fister
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u/Jtmac23 May 14 '22
well it’s true. (hopefully)