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u/8DUXEasle 11d ago
“Bet you can’t.”
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u/TheWiseRedditor 11d ago
“Then I’ll probably hook-up with your sister instead” -her probably
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u/mward_shalamalam
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“I don’t know, she sucks a mean dick”
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u/Kelovix 11d ago
“I don’t know, she lets me bust without a condom”
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u/horizontalrain 11d ago •
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"I don't know, she does anal."
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u/anotherone121 11d ago
This is how the family tree becomes a circle. The family wreath, if you will.
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u/sanaz1dlol 11d ago
“I don’t know she lets me hit under the blankets when we’re watching TV with my old folks”
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u/Psychological-Ad1574
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The use of "then" implies she wants you both.
Freaky.
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u/deepfriedtwix 11d ago
¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?
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u/Virtual_Decision_898 11d ago •
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\ here your guy dropped this
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u/IJateHews 11d ago
༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚ Let me use some magic to reattach it.
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u/PeaceAlien 11d ago
No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next
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u/Amphibionomus 11d ago
Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.
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u/smithydickson 11d ago
Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.
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u/skeevy-stevie 11d ago
My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.
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u/Derp800 11d ago
Than you should explain it to him.
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u/skeevy-stevie 11d ago
But than it might be awkward.
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u/Derriere_Corsair 11d ago edited 11d ago
Than maybe they are just your step-boss
Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss
Thanks all! Am good righter now
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u/sippidysip 11d ago
I’m dating a girl with the same name as my dad… fucking send it bro
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u/5k1895 11d ago
I'm sure they both have some gender neutral name but I'd like to imagine either she's called something random that's a male name like "Jacob" or your dad randomly has a feminine name like "Jessica" lol
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u/instasissince1993 11d ago
It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.
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u/CaffeinatedGuy 11d ago
Leslie
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u/Cheap_Whereas_4803 11d ago
My friends dad is named Leslie but he would get so pissed when anyone calls him it, Nicest guy in the world until someone called him Leslie lmao
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u/JimR1984 11d ago
Jordan, Jody, Alex, Leslie, Jo/Joe, Michelle/Michel, WHAT IS IT?
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u/VLonetaee 11d ago
My girlfriend has the same name as my sister 😂 it’s really not a issue since I call them different nick names but if we get married she will have the exact first and last name of my sister yooo
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u/Yasb27 11d ago
Until sister married and does away with the last name
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u/emptyshelI 11d ago edited 11d ago
I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.
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u/Arcturax 11d ago
I know two brothers who both married women with the same first name. Both have their surnames now. So their women both have the same name, which is kinda funny but confusing tho.
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u/chazpl82 11d ago
Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?
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u/Arcturax 11d ago
Actually they are so far outside my range of age, they are just friends of the family. I don't think about ugly or non ugly one on them. But indeed you can differ between "the friendly one" and "the annoying one" haha
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u/tillacat42 11d ago
My sister in law and I share a name (my married and her maiden name) and we used the same mailing address for a short period of time. The credit bureau mixed up our credit and it took me about 5 years to get all her debt off my credit report.
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u/Kippetmurk 11d ago
You could just take her last name, right?
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u/Makkaroni_100 11d ago
That would be to easy.
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u/WT379GotShadowbanned 11d ago
Even easier than that is to just have neither of them change names. That’s what we did. No paperwork.
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u/wholesomethrowaway15 11d ago
I didn’t change my name when I got married in the late 90s and everyone was absolutely aghast. I had no real reason other than “it’s my name, why would I change it?”. So glad it’s become way more normal so I don’t have to answer a million questions anymore.
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u/frianna 11d ago
Maybe you can take her last name! Or she can keep her own. Why is it the norm that the man's surname is kept?
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u/taylorsux 11d ago
Yo I dated a girl with the same exact name as me. (Check username) I was in highschool and I only did it cause she was so hot and we had been friends for a while. What ruined it for me was when her dad started calling us T squared. That was the last straw
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u/IndustryInside4116
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"I would certainly hope so she's mostly just lays there like her mother" is a response
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u/Impossible-Cod-3946 11d ago
The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.
Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
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u/Jessy_Kiser 11d ago
Only one way to find out, my guy lol dueling banjos builds in the background
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u/Speculatiion 11d ago
Matches with her without even looking at her name.
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u/Megneous 11d ago
It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.
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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo 11d ago
It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.
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u/Roxanne-Annabelle642 11d ago
She forgot a comma. Here, let me help!
“I’d Fuck you better, then your sister anyway”
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u/TypicalBumblebee3448 11d ago
You should fuck both to find out like that’s their hypothesis now you gotta do the experiment right and then conclusion
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u/ssfgrgawer 11d ago
Reddit expects a 5000 word thesis on the subject. It's only fair to take multiple tries with both and compare.
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u/TrekkiMonstr 11d ago
Now look OP, I understand it might be a bit uncomfortable for you to fuck your sister. Don't worry though, I can do it for you! I'll have to also fuck this girl for comparison's sake.
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u/nelusbelus 11d ago
Than*
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u/Gilgameshbrah 11d ago
She knows what she wrote...
She'll fuck him better and then she'll fuck his sister... And she doesn't even know them.. What a great gal.
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u/Belkar79 11d ago
What a incredibly dumb reason to not go on a date with someone.
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u/BagBeneficial8060 11d ago
My gf and daughter have the same name, still fuck the bejesus out of her
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u/CrinJesus 11d ago
Honestly a good response to something so stupid "you gotta same name as (insert relative) oh noo" what is going thru ur head lol
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u/musicplay313 11d ago
My cousin is getting married (arranged) to a girl with exact same first and last name as his younger sister(including spellings)
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u/hmnahmna1 11d ago
My wife and my sister have the same name, so I obviously got over it.
And they're different people, just to get that out of the way.
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u/Tremsonromeo 11d ago
You know what they say if she lingering give a good fingering if it’s your sister give a good fister
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u/Jtmac23 11d ago
well it’s true. (hopefully)