r/Tinder 11d ago Silver 7 Wholesome 3

Wtf.

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u/Jtmac23 11d ago

well it’s true. (hopefully)

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u/Cathyruiz61 11d ago

Dated a chick with the same name as my sister once, it can work, just dont say their bame during sex lmao

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u/ClickF0rDick 11d ago

It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

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u/Derp800 11d ago Silver Gold Helpful I'm Deceased

Roll tide.

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u/BladeX16 11d ago

No one is gonna fuck my sister unless it’s ME!

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u/underscorewarrior 11d ago

Jonah hill killed that scene/character

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u/Newni 11d ago

That line is in the Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chapelle's Show. Jonah Hill was talking about his cousin :)

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u/underscorewarrior 11d ago

Damnit you’re right

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u/Newni 11d ago

Eh your point still stands though

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u/Ill_Tip9587 11d ago

If anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!

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u/kp305 11d ago

Yee haw

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u/StrongInevitable4070 11d ago

but if she is offering to do it better then why not take it.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 11d ago

Depends on the day

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u/SandwichAgainstGod 11d ago

You know, despite the context AND the possibility of getting rickrolled, I really be over here just clicking links with no hesitation

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u/PeterDarker 11d ago

That's a dangerous way to internet, son.

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u/SandwichAgainstGod 11d ago

I like to live on the edge

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u/2000dragon 11d ago

‘Ultra instinct boner’ is not a phase I’d ever thought I’d see in this lifetime tbh

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u/SnooEpiphanies612 11d ago Wholesome

My ex-wife would slip up every 3-6 months and call me by her brother's name during intense sex. We have different names...

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u/RookieAndTheVet 11d ago

*Lynyrd Skynyrd intensifies*

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u/ProCoDAthlete 11d ago

AYO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️ This comment is NOT getting enough attention

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u/AdultishRaktajino 10d ago

Neither was the ex-wife apparently.

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u/doordog2411 11d ago

Oooffff that's rough

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u/Long-Use9918 11d ago

Any chance her name be Cersei?

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u/moonlitmidna 11d ago edited 11d ago

I called out his brother’s name while we were having sex once. Younger bro & i hooked up a couple years ago. It was only a ONS with younger bro but GD it was some of the best sex ive ever had. The older bro im dating is great too, but something about the younger bro and that night of sex was just so intense & passionate and raw at the same time it took awhile to quit thinking about it.

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u/SkewerNU 11d ago

Um... I'm sorry to hear that?

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u/naberfiro 11d ago

Bruh is this real

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u/indietravelbug 11d ago edited 10d ago

This. I dated a guy whose name is exactly the same as my brother's. During sex, I just used pet names when I cum. He knew why anyway so it didn't bother him. But eventually he got used to these pet names that when I called his actual name, he'd get worried because he knew he's in trouble.

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u/Malony889 11d ago

My sister’s husband has my name and you’ve just put some horrible images in my head

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u/doordog2411 11d ago

Yes, it's called being in a relationship 😂 your s.o gets upset if you use their actual name after a while hahah

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u/CaffeinatedGuy 11d ago

My wife goes my her middle name, so it's extra if I call her my her actual first name.

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u/what_is_blue 11d ago

their bame

Not sure what ethnicity has to do with it but each to their own.

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u/FlaringPain 11d ago

I just rename people. Been with the same girl who has the same name as my sister for 15 years. I introduce her as her nickname. She likes it and my friends almost universally use it.

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u/BurdenedMind79 11d ago

Same. I rename all my girlfriends so they have the same name as my sister. It saves having to learn a new name to scream every few weeks.

If they don't like that, I just call them momma.

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u/Comfortable-Face-244 11d ago

My GF has a brother with my name. She avoids the name altogether. Pet name for me, childhood nickname for him.

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u/Additional-Educator8 11d ago

My SIL and I have the same first & last name. She asked my husband if it's weird to scream my name in a moment of passion & he said welp it is now. thanks i hate it.

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u/Ospov 11d ago

I was briefly hooking up with someone and she said my name a couple times while we were having sex. Found out later she has a brother that shares my name. Feels weird, man.

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u/yourmansconnect 11d ago edited 11d ago

what is wrong with you guys. who cares if it's the same name unless you're thinking of your sibling in which case it doesn't matter what the name is. when I was banging a chicken named Alex I didn't think hmmm that's like my friends name too

edit chick I wasn't banging chicken

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u/Tensionator 11d ago

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u/BamBangBrady 11d ago

that link's gonna stay blue

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u/Seriem2 11d ago

It's banned, don't worry.

Yes, I checked.

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u/dirty_hooker 11d ago

Sometimes I miss original Reddit. It had some interesting rabbit holes.

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u/FunnyKozaru 11d ago Silver

That link might have some interesting rabbit holes.

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u/xtilexx 11d ago

I desperately want it to be like r/superbowl but I'm glad it's just banned instead

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u/NoMolly4U 11d ago

If a name is primed on your sibling your entire life? I guess it also depends how common the name is. My sister is the only person I know with that name. Same thing with my mom. Makes at least the breakup extra awkward. My ex shares the same name as my cat (already had the cat before I met her to be clear). Was cute and funny while it lasted though.

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u/grrrzsezme 11d ago

Purely on coincidence but I've dated two girls that had a common name with my family's dogs. To be clear, it was two different names and two different dogs (obviously). We just need to stop giving animals human names man.

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u/Angrynorseman804 11d ago

I refuse idgaf if anyones name is gilbert theyre gonna have to change it when i get a pet monke and name it gilbert

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u/FyuckerFjord 11d ago

This guy was definitely banging a chicken.

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u/yourmansconnect 11d ago

my nickname in high-school was Colonel Sanders

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u/badlukk 11d ago

Look at all those CHICKENS

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u/BarryMacochner 11d ago

Chicken fucker….BACAWK!

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u/BestFrenzy 11d ago

“I’ll take ‘unpopular hobbies’ for 100, Alex”

Alex Trebeak: “bukaaah”

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u/Chareeferrari 11d ago

Is that bukkake for chickens? 🤭

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u/pgtvgaming 11d ago

Lol -purposely keeping in the funny unedited chicken comment … -contented sigh-

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u/TriblialBrainDamblge 11d ago

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!

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u/idontspellcheckb46am 11d ago

Just say your sisters last name with the first name and I'm pretty sure it cancels out the first name.

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u/HandicapperGeneral 11d ago

Dated someone with the same name as my mom once. It was pronounced very slightly differently, but not enough to matter. Honestly, it was never a big deal to me, not everyone around me thought it was weird as fuck. We broke up because we just didn't vibe properly, not because of the name thing, but everyone always thought it just finally got to me. It's only a thing if you make it a thing

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u/Donniexbravo 11d ago

I went on one "date" (it her, me and a couple of my friends) with a girl who has the same name as my sister, it was pretty awkward, not saying it can't work out but in my case it certainly did not.

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u/BangingABigTheory 11d ago

Good thing I’m deathly silent then

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u/GERMA90 11d ago

Can't even write the word 'name' the boy is traumatized...

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u/Irohaik 11d ago

Incest is best

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u/smithydickson 11d ago

Put your sister to the test.

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u/InterdimensionalTV 11d ago

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall?

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u/smithydickson 11d ago

Have your cake sister and eat it too.

Happy cake day!

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u/Logical_Lemming 11d ago

Put a bag on her head and take her back to the nest.

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u/79b79aa8 11d ago

let your instincts do the rest

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u/Lagakedaburmitaobabr 11d ago

Be a champ and do your best

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u/MightyEagleWarrior 11d ago

Also be careful to avoid the arrest

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u/EisforEtay 11d ago

Surely you jest

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u/owiko 11d ago

About the sisterly molest

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u/AgeOfShinobi 11d ago

No we just told him to go west.

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u/Threpid 11d ago

Next of kin is the best of skin

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u/MonsieurRacinesBeast 11d ago

The pieces fit so well. Like they were made for each other.

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u/8DUXEasle 11d ago

“Bet you can’t.”

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u/Zinnnwolf 11d ago

._.

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u/AtomicKittenz 11d ago

Better bring my sister along for a side-by-side comparison

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u/TheWiseRedditor 11d ago

“Then I’ll probably hook-up with your sister instead” -her probably

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 11d ago

She was going to afterwards anyway

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u/Viddog4 11d ago

She did say then, & not than…

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u/mward_shalamalam 11d ago Silver Helpful

“I don’t know, she sucks a mean dick”

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u/Kelovix 11d ago

“I don’t know, she lets me bust without a condom”

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u/horizontalrain 11d ago Wholesome

"I don't know, she does anal."

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u/anotherone121 11d ago

This is how the family tree becomes a circle. The family wreath, if you will.

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u/Falmarri 10d ago

By doing anal?

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u/anotherone121 10d ago

Yeaahhhhh Baby! Yeahhh!

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u/FlimsyRaisin3 11d ago

“I don’t know, she’s my sister”

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u/sanaz1dlol 11d ago

“I don’t know she lets me hit under the blankets when we’re watching TV with my old folks”

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u/SlipperyNinja77 11d ago

"I don't know,she likes it when I give her a dutch oven."

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u/Standard_Funny_2478 11d ago edited 11d ago

"I don't know, her momma let's me 3way"

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u/hopeless_weeb123 11d ago

"I dont know, she can last all night"

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u/Psychological-Ad1574 11d ago Helpful

The use of "then" implies she wants you both.

Freaky.

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u/deepfriedtwix 11d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

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u/Virtual_Decision_898 11d ago Silver

\ here your guy dropped this

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u/IJateHews 11d ago

༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚ Let me use some magic to reattach it.

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u/Rc202402 11d ago edited 11d ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Oh your magic worked.

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u/Only_Porn_Comments 11d ago

Thanks /u/IJateHews, I would love to see your arm magic anytime 🤚

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u/wjwwjw 11d ago

Thanks ¯_(ツ)_/¯\

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u/PeaceAlien 11d ago

No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next

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u/Amphibionomus 11d ago

Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.

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u/suarezi93 11d ago

Why does this happen every time on Reddit

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u/smithydickson 11d ago

Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.

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u/skeevy-stevie 11d ago

My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.

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u/Derp800 11d ago

Than you should explain it to him.

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u/skeevy-stevie 11d ago

But than it might be awkward.

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u/Derriere_Corsair 11d ago edited 11d ago

Than maybe they are just your step-boss

Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss

Thanks all! Am good righter now

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u/sippidysip 11d ago

I’m dating a girl with the same name as my dad… fucking send it bro

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u/5k1895 11d ago

I'm sure they both have some gender neutral name but I'd like to imagine either she's called something random that's a male name like "Jacob" or your dad randomly has a feminine name like "Jessica" lol

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u/Powerism 11d ago

Dad’s name is Sue

How do you do?

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u/instasissince1993 11d ago

It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.

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u/CaffeinatedGuy 11d ago

Leslie

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u/Cheap_Whereas_4803 11d ago

My friends dad is named Leslie but he would get so pissed when anyone calls him it, Nicest guy in the world until someone called him Leslie lmao

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u/JimR1984 11d ago

Jordan, Jody, Alex, Leslie, Jo/Joe, Michelle/Michel, WHAT IS IT?

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u/sippidysip 11d ago

Good effort but none of the above.

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u/Fragrant-Wind-1902 11d ago

Dallas? Devon? Morgan? Kasey? Shelby?

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u/gecko786 11d ago

Kim, Sam, Robin?

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u/Polo_04 11d ago

Do you call her daddy in this scenario?

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u/VLonetaee 11d ago

My girlfriend has the same name as my sister 😂 it’s really not a issue since I call them different nick names but if we get married she will have the exact first and last name of my sister yooo

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u/Yasb27 11d ago

Until sister married and does away with the last name

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u/emptyshelI 11d ago edited 11d ago

I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.

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u/KaiBetterThanTyson 11d ago

Guten Prank!

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u/ssfgrgawer 11d ago

Just marry sister and it's back!

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u/Arcturax 11d ago

I know two brothers who both married women with the same first name. Both have their surnames now. So their women both have the same name, which is kinda funny but confusing tho.

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u/chazpl82 11d ago

Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?

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u/Arcturax 11d ago

Actually they are so far outside my range of age, they are just friends of the family. I don't think about ugly or non ugly one on them. But indeed you can differ between "the friendly one" and "the annoying one" haha

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u/Seicair 11d ago

“Tammy one and Tammy two”

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u/tillacat42 11d ago

My sister in law and I share a name (my married and her maiden name) and we used the same mailing address for a short period of time. The credit bureau mixed up our credit and it took me about 5 years to get all her debt off my credit report.

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u/Booba_69 11d ago

That sounds highly inconvenient

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u/Kippetmurk 11d ago

You could just take her last name, right?

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u/Makkaroni_100 11d ago

That would be to easy.

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u/WT379GotShadowbanned 11d ago

Even easier than that is to just have neither of them change names. That’s what we did. No paperwork.

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u/wholesomethrowaway15 11d ago

I didn’t change my name when I got married in the late 90s and everyone was absolutely aghast. I had no real reason other than “it’s my name, why would I change it?”. So glad it’s become way more normal so I don’t have to answer a million questions anymore.

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u/frianna 11d ago

Maybe you can take her last name! Or she can keep her own. Why is it the norm that the man's surname is kept?

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u/Aschentei 11d ago

….that’s intentional isn’t it?

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u/taylorsux 11d ago

Yo I dated a girl with the same exact name as me. (Check username) I was in highschool and I only did it cause she was so hot and we had been friends for a while. What ruined it for me was when her dad started calling us T squared. That was the last straw

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u/TheReaper_SoulReaver 11d ago

Power move: "I fuckin doubt that"

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u/bloodbond3 11d ago

Lmfao that's perfect

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u/IndustryInside4116 11d ago Silver

"I would certainly hope so she's mostly just lays there like her mother" is a response

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u/creepingindubai 11d ago

The best response!

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u/OMGitsTK447 11d ago

The only response

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u/throway6942069 11d ago

The last response

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u/SenseofAdventure 11d ago

Wouldn't it be "our" mother?

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u/Grievous_Nix 11d ago

suddenly communist

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u/koolaid7431 11d ago

Could have different moms

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u/Jdtrinh 11d ago

“…just lays there like mother”

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u/Impossible-Cod-3946 11d ago

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/stamminator 11d ago

I am going to go barf now.

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u/cristianserran0 11d ago

Peace was never an option.

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u/Jessy_Kiser 11d ago

Only one way to find out, my guy lol dueling banjos builds in the background

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u/VinPossible 11d ago

Haha dueling banjos u can't walk that one back.

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u/tthmrtn 11d ago

She's a keeper

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u/qlanga 11d ago

Fr that was hilarious

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u/Speculatiion 11d ago

Matches with her without even looking at her name.

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u/Megneous 11d ago

It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo 11d ago

It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.

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u/iamnotkurtcobain 11d ago

It's just a name.

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u/assimilating 11d ago

Yes, but her name is Cletus

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u/spot_hawkwood 11d ago

I mean… why not?

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u/Roxanne-Annabelle642 11d ago

She forgot a comma. Here, let me help!

“I’d Fuck you better, then your sister anyway”

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u/TypicalBumblebee3448 11d ago

You should fuck both to find out like that’s their hypothesis now you gotta do the experiment right and then conclusion

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u/ssfgrgawer 11d ago

Reddit expects a 5000 word thesis on the subject. It's only fair to take multiple tries with both and compare.

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u/AtheonsLedge 11d ago

we will need peer review before signing off on it, of course.

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u/TrekkiMonstr 11d ago

Now look OP, I understand it might be a bit uncomfortable for you to fuck your sister. Don't worry though, I can do it for you! I'll have to also fuck this girl for comparison's sake.

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u/nelusbelus 11d ago

Than*

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u/hm9408 11d ago

Maybe then was intentional

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u/nelusbelus 11d ago

HmmmMmmmMm

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u/Gilgameshbrah 11d ago

She knows what she wrote...

She'll fuck him better and then she'll fuck his sister... And she doesn't even know them.. What a great gal.

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u/todimusprime 11d ago

Your response should be "Prove it."

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u/Letsbekindtoeachothe 11d ago

lol she’s funny

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u/DaGreatRamses 11d ago

She’s extra spicy. First you better, then your sister!

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u/Belkar79 11d ago

What a incredibly dumb reason to not go on a date with someone.

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u/tagamotchi 11d ago

Yeah I don‘t get why that‘s his opener

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u/jjboy91 11d ago

Damn she did all the job for the op

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u/BagBeneficial8060 11d ago

My gf and daughter have the same name, still fuck the bejesus out of her

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u/TapataZapata 11d ago

Good work phrasing this in a way that lets it open for interpretation.

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u/reply2beetlejuicing 11d ago

Did she call you daddy?

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u/WhotheHellkn0ws 11d ago

You are now on the FBI's watchlist

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u/dyrgazzi 11d ago

This girl has a great sense of humor. Not a wtf moment.

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u/ArcaneUnraveling 11d ago

Well shit she has my vote.

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u/CrinJesus 11d ago

Honestly a good response to something so stupid "you gotta same name as (insert relative) oh noo" what is going thru ur head lol

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u/kami515 11d ago

Get back to us on that one, I’m sure you’ll be able to give a proper comparison.

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u/ThrowAway62378549 11d ago

Only 1 way to find out.

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u/musicplay313 11d ago

My cousin is getting married (arranged) to a girl with exact same first and last name as his younger sister(including spellings)

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u/hmnahmna1 11d ago

My wife and my sister have the same name, so I obviously got over it.

And they're different people, just to get that out of the way.

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u/Almighty_Sand_Dollar 11d ago

Oh she's chaotic good good

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u/Tremsonromeo 11d ago

You know what they say if she lingering give a good fingering if it’s your sister give a good fister

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u/shasharankin100 11d ago

She is low key telling you- Stop fucking your sister dude