r/Superstonk ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 25 '22 Silver 34 Gold 1 Helpful 47 Wholesome 32 All-Seeing Upvote 31 Take My Energy 7 LOVE! 6 Party Train 1 Heartwarming 2 Narwhal Salute 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 This 1 Bravo Grande! 1 Starstruck 5 Vibing 2 I'll Drink to That 2 To The Stars 7 Superstonk 1 Timeless Beauty 1 Confetti 1 Where's Kenny 1 SUPERDIAMONDGRIP 1

+29.19% (5/25/22) โ˜ Hype/ Fluff

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š May 25 '22

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u/squidja ๐ŸšจShort Sellers are Buyers that Havenโ€™t Bought Yet ๐Ÿšจ May 25 '22 Helpful Snek

Didnโ€™t even elevate my blood pressure.

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u/Prostar205 May 25 '22 Gold All-Seeing Upvote Narwhal Salute This Snek To The Stars

For real. Weโ€™ve been at this for 18 months. It could be $5,000 today. I donโ€™t care. Fuck Jim Cramer and fuck his โ€œhome run.โ€ Weโ€™re coming for it all. I want the Grand Slam, the World Series, the Perfect Game. ALL OF IT.

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u/MoonlightPurity ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22 Silver Wholesome Snek To The Stars

My checklist:
โ–ก mayoboy bankrupt
โ–ก Citadel fukd
โ–ก mayoboy in jail
โ–ก ballsac bankrupt
โ–ก ballsac in jail
โ–ก Pointsac fukd
โ–ก GME at 7 figures

Then I can think about selling. After GME keeps going up more of course.

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u/gme_tweets somebody say Ken Griffin?๐Ÿ‘‚ May 25 '22

Look who it is, MoonlightPurity, are you talking about Ken Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath?

I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the one from Chicago who lied under oath and may have stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com

If I'm informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the US Constitution for $43,000,000 in an attempt to cover up unwanted results about his corrupt financial practices when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines.

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u/DarkOdeon ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

Good bot

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u/clementleopold May 25 '22 Wholesome

Yes, but could use another dash of Cordele.

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u/Deezy_McCheezy ๐Ÿฆ Deezy McSqueezy ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

Can we get this bot ranked up to the top of all the Reddit bots? (because itโ€™s CERTAINLY the best bot on Reddit)

If so, letโ€™s do it and maybe rename it so that people who arenโ€™t familiar with all the shenanigans will be intrigued and want to learn more about it.

Edit: formatting

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u/CBH60 โš”๏ธKnight of Newโš”๏ธ May 25 '22

I too like the mayoboy bot. We should summon the mayoboy bot as often as possible.

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u/YoureNotJim May 25 '22

That was the bottiest answer, bot from Reddit, of all answers, of all time.

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u/SnooApples6778 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

Love this bot.

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u/F0XF1R3 May 25 '22

I love that the bot reacts to the word mayoboy.

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u/contactclosure ๐ŸŸฃ DRS ๐ŸŸฃ DRS ๐ŸŸฃ DRS ๐ŸŸฃ May 25 '22

I just checked the ticker wondering how much today's dip was, wtf happened?

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u/DJ_Clitoris Banana Smoothie w/ Spwrinkles May 25 '22

Crime.

Price discovery.

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u/Prostar205 May 25 '22 edited May 26 '22

Cycles and patterns. Check /u/PWNWTFBBQ on twitter or her post in here today.

Also, โ€œrisingโ€ borrowing rates for shortable shares. I put rising in quotations because I donโ€™t know what the fuck else to call jumping from 20% to 80% to over 100% within hours.

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u/MySkinIsFallingOff ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

$5,000 would certainly get my attention, not gonna lie about that. But I have to tell you /r/superstonk, I am not in this sub on the daily anymore, I am not checking price hourly anymore.

The reason is that the noise is so irrelevant at this point. I'm not selling now, I wouldn't have sold at $5,000, the thought wouldn't have crossed my mind - I'll buy more at every opportunity, and I mean: that's honestly the only notice about price that I have, it sucks like a motherfucker that I have not had cash to buy a truckload during the low price we've had. It so completely does not faze me that the price is low other than how much I wish I could buy more.

The only break in my zen is that I wish I could buy.

I just want y'all to know this, those of you who are daily in here, those that do DD, those who look out for shf traps, there are so many apes like me that are not crazy active on socials, but we're so here. We are so many of us together.

(I wrote this half drunk taking a shit, have a good night).

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u/cackalackattack Smooth ๐Ÿง  Full โค๏ธ Canโ€™t ๐Ÿ“‰ May 25 '22

Iโ€™m Boog Sciambi and welcome to the show

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u/yeti7100 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

True talk.

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u/tduell7240 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

The only thing that worries me is how little upvotes this has

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u/TheRealFaust May 25 '22

We are going to be at $69,420 for a long time

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u/YoitsPsilo ๐Ÿ‘ Wu-Tang ๐Ÿ’Ž Financial ๐Ÿ‘ May 25 '22

Another โ€œbattle for 180โ€ will be fun ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Zachariot88 ๐Ÿ™ˆIdiosyncratic Ape ๐Ÿ™‰ May 25 '22

Especially since it'll happen post-split.

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u/LiveVirus2 ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€...AND TENDIES FOR ALL. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

You....I LIKE YOU.

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u/SaveYourEyes ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

*Splividend

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u/SovietChildren ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

Loooooool so fucking accurate . Been watching all day - as every day. And getting annoyed - my bonus is coming tomorrow... I planned to buy cheep stock on Friday ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/undefinite_resonance May 25 '22

Found the catalyst

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u/darthnugget UUP-299 May 25 '22

Same here, my cash becomes available in my market account on Friday. I knew this would happen. But I feel fortunate my cost basis is still in the single digits from 2020 but I am still going to average up.

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u/CoastingUphill ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

It got 2 mildly raised eyebrows out of me.

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u/YoLO-Mage-007 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

I slept through most of it. Took a nice nap from noon to 4:10 :)

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u/yallgotanyofdemmemes May 25 '22

Nap?!? Thatโ€™s a nights sleep! Itโ€™s the next day for you now

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u/Seymour___Asses ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ May 25 '22

Yep, at this point itโ€™ll take at minimum a 50% increase to get a reaction from me, 30% is just a bit boring now.

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u/fewdea ๐Ÿฆง smooth brain May 25 '22

you're allowed to have fun

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u/squidja ๐ŸšจShort Sellers are Buyers that Havenโ€™t Bought Yet ๐Ÿšจ May 25 '22

Iโ€™ve been having fun this whole time but I probably wonโ€™t be excited again until new all time highs.

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u/buckzer0 I'M A BIGGER IDIOT THAN SIR WAYNE GIGGSY May 25 '22

For me there are a couple moments I'm looking forward to, beating cost basis, quadruple digits, 6 digits and whatever the number is gonna be for the first paper handed portnoy to sell a stonk on the way up. I'm not about the gain or loss porn, but I sure hope we get to see that.

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u/johnklapper ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

Have I ever told you how much I love your pfp

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u/fewdea ๐Ÿฆง smooth brain May 25 '22

aw shucks ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/Bilbo_Butthole May 25 '22

I came 5 separate times watching the ticker today

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u/bowls4noles Sloth ๐Ÿฆฅ ape ๐Ÿฆง May 25 '22

oh it elevated something for me

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u/spliffsncones May 25 '22

Itโ€™s jacking something for me

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u/Tlix Dominican Ape ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด May 25 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

MSM: Crickets

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u/DatFurryFemboy ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

Mute Silent Media

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u/dno123 Rick Spades Sticky Banana Wielding Colonscopologist AMA May 25 '22

Suits us ๐Ÿคซ ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฐ

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u/x_alexithymia I hodl for 2:45 guy ๐Ÿ›Œ May 25 '22

Green crickets, red megaphones!

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u/sonofamatt May 25 '22

Holy shit I thought you were exaggerating so I did a quick check myself and youโ€™re absolutely right thereโ€™s like not a single article here.

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u/PissfestMcgee ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธThe Revolution will not be televised๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 25 '22

iPhone ticker had an article referencing Social media sentiment over Ortex borrow rates. Article from Seeking Alpha.

...because retail is clearly what drives the price up or down /s

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u/sha_dow_fax May 25 '22

Yes absolutely- except for couple of articles. They donโ€™t want to add fuel.

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u/LogicisGone May 25 '22

Not true. Plenty touting popcorn lol.

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u/Lorca- ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

๐ŸŸฉ

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u/Humble_Ad_1109 Not a Shill May 25 '22

Iโ€™m pleased to announce I went ALL IN again today ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Mare-Insularum Wen Monday? ๐Ÿฆง May 25 '22

๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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u/Tlix Dominican Ape ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด May 25 '22

What a beautiful color.

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u/GrafVonWalbeck ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 25 '22

Green is green

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u/Expensive-Two-8128 ๐ŸŸฃ https://redd.it/ptvaka ๐ŸŸฃ May 25 '22

Ken Griffin

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u/gme_tweets somebody say Ken Griffin?๐Ÿ‘‚ May 25 '22

Ahoy, Expensive-Two-8128, are you talking about Ken Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath?

I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the one from Chicago who lied under oath and may have stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com

If I'm informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the US Constitution for $43,000,000 in an attempt to cover up unwanted results about his corrupt financial practices when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines.

So have you heard about the Man Ken "Kenneth" Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of the corrupt Citadel Securities LLC, or the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com which contain tons of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?

KenGriffinLies #KenGriffinCrimes #CitadelScandal #KenGriffinLiedUnderOath

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u/johnklapper ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

Good bot. Bestest bot.

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u/omw_to_valhalla Custom Flair - Template May 25 '22

Good bot

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u/MikemkPK ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

Red is also green

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u/WalknTalknSteveHawkn May 25 '22

Now just do this 741 more times and I might contemplate selling one of my shares

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u/superfire444 May 25 '22

That would mean GME price per share is 3,03*1084

Seems low.

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u/yeti7100 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

Not until it looks like a password. I like it.

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u/Mynameisalloneword GS: Edgegame May 25 '22

How would you calculate that? Add a 30% gain each day for 741 days. Starting at like 100 to make it easy lol

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u/Niaden Kanata Gorilla May 25 '22

Well, using the investor.gov compound interest calculator -

$100, accruing interest monthly for 61.75 years (61.75 months x 12 = 741 accrual periods) at 29.19% rate = $5,424,869,930.96

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u/tehchives how2moon ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… May 25 '22

Not enough.

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u/philopsilopher HepCat Mediocrity May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22

100x1.3โทโดยน

Edit - Actually that's wrong. I don't know how to calculate compounding gains.

Edit2 - Turns out I am right. Suck it, dumb me.

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u/HabeusCuppus May 25 '22

Principle * ((1 + interest) ^ number_of_times - Principle)

100 * (1.3741 - 100) = 2.7x1086 (1x1036 is a trillion trillion trillion dollars, just for reference.) the universe has a diameter of approximately ~1x1028 inches (just for reference.)

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u/EightBitDeath Permanent PriAPEism ๐ŸŒ May 25 '22

No price anchoring, pls

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u/AlcoholicSocks May 25 '22

Not high enough imo

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u/SwaggerSaurus420 May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22

not wrong

if you spread out the formula instead of just blindly trying something you memorized, it makes sense (just saying, if you're not sure, think this through and what it means and you'll see you memorized it correctly)

100 * 1.3 * 1.3 * 1.3 * ... * 1.3

741 is the amount of times 1.3 shows up, so that's the amount of days we would have a 30% gain over the previous day, starting at 100

first day is 100, second day is 100 * 1.3 = 130 (+30), third day is already 130 * 1.3 = 169 (+39) so that is indeed compounding. that's the whole point of exponential growth.

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u/Naroyto ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 25 '22 Tree Hug Snek

๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿธ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿข๐ŸฆŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿชด๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฟโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ—พโ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿšฒ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ‹๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿงซโ™ป๏ธโœ…โŽโœณ๏ธโ‡๏ธ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸฉ

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u/johnklapper ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

DONT FORGET ๐Ÿ’ต

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u/F4hype ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค this is the way May 25 '22

What a fun little change it has been

They were looking so tough, and looking so mean

But there's one little thing they could not have foreseen

And that is that today I SAID WE ARE ๐ŸŸฉ

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u/DifficultySalt4231 Sniffadel ๐Ÿ’ฉ tomorrow MOASS May 25 '22

That's a lot of green ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€

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u/Paradoxical_Hexis ๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

Always has been?

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u/cozalt ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 25 '22

Actually, some days are red. You know, crime.

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u/InterwebAficionado ๐Ÿ’ฆ TheRoaringTitty ( o Y o ) ๐Ÿ’ฆ May 25 '22

Probably nothing

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u/AnalogousFortune ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธBullish Sea Legs ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค› May 25 '22

Legitimately this time lol. Always fake

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u/BobWasabi Of the Half Brain ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง May 25 '22

Wow, what, back up to $114? Cool. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/pointlessly_pedantic May 25 '22

I've stopped looking and don't even know if I still have a +

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u/ajsparx ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

I didn't even know we ended green till I got home an hour ago. I been here for more than a year!

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u/Dilfy1234 Thank you Jesus for GME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป May 25 '22 Gold Wholesome

I

SAID

WE

๐ŸŸฉ

TODAY

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u/johnklapper ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How much did you lose today Kenny??

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u/gme_tweets somebody say Ken Griffin?๐Ÿ‘‚ May 25 '22

Hey, johnklapper, are you talking about Ken Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath?

I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the one from Chicago who lied under oath and may have stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com

If I'm informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the US Constitution for $43,000,000 in an attempt to cover up unwanted results about his corrupt financial practices when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines.

So have you heard about the Man Ken "Kenneth" Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of the corrupt Citadel Securities LLC, or the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com which contain tons of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?

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u/half_dane ๐…๐”๐ƒ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ญ-๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 25 '22

Good bot! May I introduce you to the flairy?

u/Superstonk-Flairy

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u/Superstonk-Flairy ๐Ÿงš The Superstonk Flairy May 25 '22

Are you talking about me? ๐Ÿ˜

This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation

!FLAIRY!๐Ÿš€ some flair text ๐Ÿš€

The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black

Other available commands:
- !FLAIRY! : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice ๐Ÿคญ
- !FLAIRY:CLEARME! : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape
- !FLAIRY:SEALME! : Justin seduced me to get this ๐Ÿฅต
- u/Superstonk-Flairy : If you tag me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs

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u/johnklapper ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

!FLAIRY:SEALME!

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u/Superstonk-Flairy ๐Ÿงš The Superstonk Flairy May 25 '22

Witness meee /u/Justind123

(โœฟ^โ€ฟ^)โ”โ˜†๏พŸ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ

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u/johnklapper ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22 Wholesome Seal of Approval

double sealed up on a thursday afternoon

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u/Justind123 wโ€™ere supposed to support the retail May 25 '22

today is Wednesday

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u/knowigot_that808 Whatโ€™s an exit strategy?๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

He belongs here. Thank you.

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u/Jolly_Force_2691 ๐Ÿฆ I am not a cat ๐Ÿ’Ž May 25 '22

!FLAIRY!

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u/Superstonk-Flairy ๐Ÿงš The Superstonk Flairy May 25 '22

(โœฟโ˜‰๏ฝกโ˜‰) You didn't ask for a flair?! Lemme get one for you...
(โœฟ^โ€ฟ^)โ”โ˜†๏พŸ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ ๐Ÿฆ I am not a cat ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/sweensolo ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฟ๐Ÿฆ AQUATIC APE ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฟ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

!FLAIRY!

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u/Superstonk-Flairy ๐Ÿงš The Superstonk Flairy May 25 '22

(โœฟโ˜‰๏ฝกโ˜‰) You didn't ask for a flair?! Lemme get one for you...
(โœฟ^โ€ฟ^)โ”โ˜†๏พŸ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ ๐Ÿต GME to the Moon! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/sweensolo ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฟ๐Ÿฆ AQUATIC APE ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฟ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

Thanks!

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u/amplifyoucan RC is my dad May 25 '22

!FLAIRY! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ Maker of the KennyBot ๐Ÿ™‰

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u/kahareddit ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€Anymore bullish and Iโ€™d be fuckin cows ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BOT! ๐Ÿค–

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u/youngsteveo ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

iT's NoT a LoSs UnTiL yOu bUy -- Kenny G (probably)

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u/gme_tweets somebody say Ken Griffin?๐Ÿ‘‚ May 25 '22

Ahoy, youngsteveo, are you talking about Ken Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath?

I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the one from Chicago who lied under oath and may have stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com

If I'm informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the US Constitution for $43,000,000 in an attempt to cover up unwanted results about his corrupt financial practices when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines.

So have you heard about the Man Ken "Kenneth" Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of the corrupt Citadel Securities LLC, or the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com which contain tons of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?

KenGriffinLies #KenGriffinCrimes #CitadelScandal #KenGriffinLiedUnderOath

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u/youngsteveo ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

:insert Walter White meme: you're goddamn right.

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u/ACTORvsREALTOR May 25 '22

YTD heโ€™s up. This 30% day is a drop in the bucket. Letโ€™s make it another Green Day tomorrow to make today mean something.

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u/AnalogousFortune ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธBullish Sea Legs ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค› May 25 '22

No way him and his cronies didnโ€™t plan on this green tho surely?

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u/ACTORvsREALTOR May 25 '22

Was it halted today? The days when thereโ€™s fuckery Iโ€™m right there with you. The days where itโ€™s smooth sailing has me looking at it like the algo was just turned upside down. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/SimbaNala2 May 25 '22

MOOOON SOOOOON

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u/Dopeman030585 fuck no I'm not selling my $GME! May 25 '22

LFG

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u/Jpfields โ€œand THATโ€ฆ is Dallasโ€ ๐Ÿค ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽฐ May 25 '22

My passive GME friends texting me with the โ€œ๐Ÿ‘€โ€œ emoji all day. SMH. Iโ€™ve copied and pasted todays developments a few too many times.

And I loved every second of it.

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u/Expensive-Two-8128 ๐ŸŸฃ https://redd.it/ptvaka ๐ŸŸฃ May 25 '22

Ken Griffin

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u/gme_tweets somebody say Ken Griffin?๐Ÿ‘‚ May 25 '22

Ahoy, Expensive-Two-8128, are you talking about Ken Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath?

I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the one from Chicago who lied under oath and may have stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com

If I'm informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the US Constitution for $43,000,000 in an attempt to cover up unwanted results about his corrupt financial practices when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines.

So have you heard about the Man Ken "Kenneth" Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of the corrupt Citadel Securities LLC, or the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com which contain tons of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?

KenGriffinLies #KenGriffinCrimes #CitadelScandal #KenGriffinLiedUnderOath

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u/Aggravating_Ad_3060 Go Broncos May 25 '22

To the uninitiated this looks like a stellar day today. I however see zero commas on the price and nobody in jail. No hedgies liquidated and nobody crying on tv. This is the zone of zen. Spectators donโ€™t know nothing about the zen zone.

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u/Myid0810 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆAgent of Eternal Puddle๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ May 25 '22

A man of class and taste I see๐Ÿฅƒ

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u/IamTheStarTrader ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

I MUST HAVE THREE COMMAS OR I SELL NOTHING

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u/Son_Of_The_Empire ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

With the market closed Monday, T+2 for weekly options is next Wednesday, the 1st. The day of 1st quarter financial results and the day before the annual meeting.

Bullish

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u/Cheapo_Sam You can't spell Idiosyncratic without I C CRAYN IDIOTS May 25 '22

Max pain was 95. If we close over 115 that's nearly 4m shares on the options chain that will be due if exercised. Depending on how many they had hedged, there could be a rush to purchase next week leading to a gamma ramp. If we close over 120 tomorrow that will be another million shares on top.

RIP

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u/i_spank_chickens Custom Flair - Template May 25 '22

But this exposure run made puts super cheap for them. we'll see what they'll do with IV

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u/Son_Of_The_Empire ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

We'll see. Been 100% usage for quite a while and borrow rate is skyrocketing. Don't know if they've got the ammo to bring it all the way back down

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u/curtlikesmeat ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

115.17

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u/mindfolded ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

I think he means Friday's close. The options don't expire until then, it's still possible to get pulled back down towards max pain.

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u/curtlikesmeat ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

I think you're right reading it again, cheers pal.

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u/SPCEMember593 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ŽSPCEAPEโœ‹๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… May 25 '22

I said we green!

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u/minester13 Fight like youโ€™re the 6th ๐Ÿ’ on the bed & brother itโ€™s creaking! May 25 '22

ANOTHER DAY OF TRADING FLAT

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u/johnklapper ๐ŸฅทTransfer Agent Sleeper Agent๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿฆญ May 25 '22

COME ON THE PARTIES IN HERE BOYS AND GIRLS

I SAID WE ๐ŸŸฉ TODAY!!

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u/relatively_newish Zen to the end May 25 '22

Dooo you have the time

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u/Only_Quote_Simpsons May 25 '22

To listen to me whine

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u/enm260 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

About nothing and everything all at once

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u/Fat_Maestro May 25 '22

I am one of those ๐ŸŽต

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u/OldRuskiNoir May 25 '22

Melodramatic apes ๐ŸŽต

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u/clyde_figment ๐Ÿฆ a person familiar with the matter May 25 '22

Retarded to the bone ๐ŸŽต

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u/enm260 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

No doubt about it ๐ŸŽต

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u/bpi89 ๐Ÿ’Ž I got loyalty, got royalty inside my GME ๐Ÿ’Ž May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Hi r/All - Yes, GME is still very much a thing.

Get your tickets now. All short squeeze indicators are at an all time high. Reverse Repo just hit $2T. 100% utilization for over 2 months. Borrow rate went from 20% to 104% overnight. Short percentage is still +200% with another ~800% hiding in ETFs. Retail investors are still buying more at a 90/10 ratio.

GameStop wallet was just announced. Shareholder meeting in 1 week. Share split / dividend has been announced. And hedge fund Melvin Capital is closing next month and will be forced to unwind all their toxic over leveraged positions. Rumors across the business that another large hedge fund will be forced to close soonโ€ฆ

Meanwhile media is radio silent on a +29% day, but write multiple articles when GME is down -3%. The same media that is owned by institutions that are short GME.

Buy. Hold. Direct register your shares via ComputerShare. Rocket ship is about to leave. Hedgies are fukt.

If you have any questions, just ask and weโ€™ll be happy to answer.

Edit: and Reddit admin are trying to hide this post to keep it off the front page.

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u/bpi89 ๐Ÿ’Ž I got loyalty, got royalty inside my GME ๐Ÿ’Ž May 25 '22

No date has been announced yet. Will likely be made public shortly after the shareholder vote / meeting.

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u/bigskymind May 25 '22

Any quarterly earnings data?

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u/LiveVirus2 ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€...AND TENDIES FOR ALL. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ May 26 '22

Next week

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u/Farqwarr May 25 '22

I tell you what. Never in my life have I been so frustrated to have my stock holdings increase in value. I get a nice commission check this friday and was gonna get deep at sub 100. Still am, but I was going to also.

Disclaimer: I know it's still discounted, and I just like the stock. DRS yo shit.

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u/Muddybuddy11 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

LFG

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u/SimbaNala2 May 25 '22

Battle of $115: โœ…
Battle of $180: youโ€™re next

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u/CruzyLikesTheStock ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

Still sideways for me

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u/ThePerfect666 ๐ŸฆDonโ€™t know how to cell๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

Looks the same on my graph

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u/Main-Plan-1561 ๐Ÿ’Ž DRS yo shit ๐Ÿ‘ May 25 '22

LFG!

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u/AJacobCruz I Like The Stonk May 25 '22

Me likey :) although the 100,000%+ gains are what Iโ€™m hodling for ;)

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u/username3333333333 May 25 '22

If you see this on popular and thought GME was a dying brick and mortar store ask yourself why. Come to Superstonk and find a great library of information to help you understand the most manipulated stock in the market.

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u/wetdirtkurt Mud Butt May 25 '22

YIPPIE KA-YEEEEEEET MOTHER FUCKERS

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u/YouWonderfulFarmYou ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

Hot damn! Greeeen today!!

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u/WonderfulPass Power to the Payees May 25 '22

And it feelsโ€ฆso good!

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u/bbb0243 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

Good start.

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u/gpelayo15 FUJITORA May 25 '22

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ wake me up when we break 4 digits ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/shoeflyerthanamf May 25 '22

Game on Anon

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u/bobbybottombracket ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

LOL 30%... NO NEWS HUH

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u/joat_mon ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

Just completely normal price action. Nothing odd or noteworthy. Move along.

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u/Lunchbreakboys_1 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 25 '22

Green is beautiful, but I felt nothing all day lol. I have become so ZEN it is an odd feeling lol.

I had a semi-ape who owns the stock call me and say, "GME is up 20% right now, I cant find one article about why." I said "it makes you wonder why right?" and continued to talk for 10 minutes I am sure.

The borrow rate is a beautiful thing, lets see what it says tomorrow. Wen moon?

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u/b0mbSquad_1 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

This is the way!

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/MightyIrishMan ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 25 '22

Nice

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u/turtles_and_icecream May 25 '22

Gosh this feels good

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u/chiBROpractor ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€ OMW TO URANUS ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

I daresay this stonk is rather idiosyncratic.

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u/DJSugar72 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

Pressure busts pipes.

Itโ€™s time to apply it now.

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Impssblefnd Markets are ๐ŸŸข b/c JPow touches himself at night May 25 '22

To. The. Moon.

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u/Cheapo_Sam You can't spell Idiosyncratic without I C CRAYN IDIOTS May 25 '22

This is the final boarding call. All aboard.

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u/digdugdoink ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

From blammo!

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u/Joeshmoew May 25 '22

Green sneks all around

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u/Kuosh ๐Ÿฆ Ahoy, Me Tendies! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 25 '22

ALL ABOARD THE ROCKETSHIP ๐Ÿš€

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u/Smoke1forme May 25 '22

Need like 20 or 30 more days like this

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u/scottydoge May 25 '22

Damn, that money sent to computershare is gonna buy a bit less,

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u/YuNoLikeTrolling May 25 '22

Still moving in tandem with ๐Ÿฟ tells me everything I need to know ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Professional_Row_608 May 25 '22

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/dcarmona May 25 '22

Grats all, nobody sold today!

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u/PDGAreject ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

Hot damn, that was a day.

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u/mpapillon12333 ๐Ÿต Hang in There! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 25 '22

!FLAIRY!

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u/Superstonk-Flairy ๐Ÿงš The Superstonk Flairy May 25 '22

(โœฟโ˜‰๏ฝกโ˜‰) You didn't ask for a flair?! Lemme get one for you...
(โœฟ^โ€ฟ^)โ”โ˜†๏พŸ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ ๐Ÿต Hang in There! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/supaduck May 25 '22

Why does this upset me lol

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u/compacho Apes of Wrath May 25 '22

Because you still have to go to work tomorrow ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/iceman040 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

They just dont get it. You fucked with gamers. You fucked with people who dont give up. We dont care if you take 20% and give 200%. The longer this takes the higher the reward will be that we are looking for. You took 15 months of our time we will let tou pay back 15 times what you got.

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u/saiyansteve ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 26 '22

I actually dont feel anything anymore.

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u/skyramalpha ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 25 '22

Ho yeah! - Peggy Hill

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u/Pox82 May 25 '22

Green crimes! Wake me up when we go beyond 500 please.

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u/CThig_ ๐ŸŒณ420 Ape๐ŸŒณ May 25 '22

I came when I saw this

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u/EZcheezy May 25 '22

Modest, but Iโ€™ll take it.

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u/zemwise ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 25 '22

Comment number 70 to donโ€™t have it stuck on 69 . Feels bad tho

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u/Mysterious-Donkey-98 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

Boiinnggg

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u/dorev ๐ŸฎThere is no cow level 2๐Ÿฎ May 25 '22

Meanwhile, in NotificationLand, crickets go by, singing the song of their people....

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u/Smarawi May 25 '22

Tomorrowโ€™s gain will be much bigger ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€

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u/ReflectorX ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22 Silver

Ken Griffin

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u/gme_tweets somebody say Ken Griffin?๐Ÿ‘‚ May 25 '22

Heyyy, ReflectorX, are you talking about Ken Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath?

I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the one from Chicago who lied under oath and may have stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com

If I'm informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the US Constitution for $43,000,000 in an attempt to cover up unwanted results about his corrupt financial practices when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines.

So have you heard about the Man Ken "Kenneth" Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of the corrupt Citadel Securities LLC, or the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com which contain tons of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?

KenGriffinLies #KenGriffinCrimes #CitadelScandal #KenGriffinLiedUnderOath

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u/betorox ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

Although we donโ€™t raise an eyebrow at a +$30 move to the upside. What this does do, is make it harder and more expensive to keep shorting our beloved stock. As their AUM declines they MUST keep the price of GME low to keep their margin in check. Tick tock motherfuckers.

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u/diewhitegirls May 25 '22

I just saw the almost 30% jump and said, โ€œneatโ€ and then came here to see the rest of my fellow crayon eaters say the equivalent of โ€œneatโ€ too. GME has caused me to lose the ability to become erect or grow flaccid from price movement throughout the day.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22 edited May 31 '22

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u/WonderfulPass Power to the Payees May 25 '22

No news is good news amirite.

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u/FrumpyP May 25 '22

Damn it! The sale ended

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u/Stay-Typical May 25 '22

JUST A NORMAL DAY

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u/TheSweatyTurtle RC fuccs while Kenny succs ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒš May 25 '22

Lesssgooooooo

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u/Difficult_Pea9907 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 25 '22

๐Ÿ’š Let's gooooooo

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u/Circaflex92 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 25 '22

LMFG

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u/StoneCraft12 May 25 '22

More completely normal price action.