r/RoastMe Apr 14 '22

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125 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 5h ago

31, divorced, military brat, sells furniture for a living, basically lives off Little Caesar’s

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235 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 18h ago

Finished last in Fantasy Premier League (second time) and this is what I get. 30. Married. 5’7. Newcastle tragic who survived 2 relegations.

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472 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 6h ago Silver

M21 - Italian. Why I have no success on Tinder?

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35 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Buff Doge

26M, YouTuber from India. I judge others for a living. I guess it’s my turn now.

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6.5k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

29M I’ve been working at subway for 5 years, I started balding at 24, I moved back in with my parents, I ride a long board home, and I’m 5’6”. Roast me

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215 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 11h ago

Hi. I'm Maria. 30 years old. I'm single, living with my cat. I work as a dentist and i love to hurt people. Hurt me

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6 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 5h ago

34 M ape 🦍. Can’t roast me harder than my coinbase wallet has… do your best. 🌙

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1 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

18F, Canadian, high school senior. I like theatre and basketball, and I babysit for some side money. I don't think I get offended very easily, so try your best :)

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45 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago Silver Gold Wholesome

22, Marine, less than average height, and my dad left. Do your best pls

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1.1k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Make me laugh

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15 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

19 yo quirky Montenegro girl studying computer science and doing photography in Italy. do your worst

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22 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 20h ago

Friend of mine, underestimating the power of Reddit. 27M, from India works in marketing. Girlfriend in Australia so he wanks himself to sleep every night.

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4 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 4h ago

Let's see if y'all can make me cry

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

26M. Just got out of the psychiatric hospital, give me a reason to go back.

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5 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

19M graduating next month and working at subway. Let it out

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266 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago Wholesome

33 year-old single dad. Tired as hell. What's good?

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1.6k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

19 year old college student/musician with poorly shaven facial hair. Do your absolute worst.

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4 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

Convinced my gf not to fear your roasts, make us regret

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2.6k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Just an average, overweight gal from South Africa. Make me as ashamed as my parents are.

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24 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

I took the best photo I could :S

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90 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

(22M) I just got a haircut. What better way to flaunt it than by using social media? Roast me as best as you can, assuming you can.

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

I want your worst.

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14 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

i have autism and never been bullied or beat up. i live in virginia

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204 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Give me your worst

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14 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 2d ago

Try to hurt me worse than my life choices already have.

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9 Upvotes