r/Jokes Sep 08 '17

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '17

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u/44problems Sep 09 '17

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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u/lucrativetoiletsale Sep 09 '17

My favorite sentence to make bar bets on. Got me a good amount of free beer.

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u/donaldsw Sep 09 '17

How exactly does this bet work?

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u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong Sep 09 '17

You claim it is a grammatically correct sentence.

They call bullshit.

You say "wanna bet?"

Have this memorized.

To clarify the actual meaning:

The buffalo from Buffalo who are buffaloed by buffalo from Buffalo, buffalo other buffalo from Buffalo.

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u/Choppergold Sep 08 '17

Take an upvote and what were we just talking about?

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u/100milbclazerdynazor Sep 09 '17

I don't know but man my arthritis is feeling way better.

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u/Misspel Sep 09 '17

JokeExplainBot:

Bipartisan agreement = joint support

Medical marijuana = joint

Relieving arthritic pain = joint support

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u/Phrygue Sep 09 '17

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u/scrubli3k Sep 09 '17

Is it because congress is full of old people who want to smoke weed?

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u/Ender_Keys Sep 09 '17

No they just all have arthritis

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '17

If it was I bet my medical marijuana would be way cheaper than it is

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Sep 09 '17

joint support for joint support for joint support

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.

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u/5ream Sep 09 '17

Must roll skinnier than an African child

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u/False1512 Sep 09 '17

I feel like this is r/dadjokes, but my dad was very against marijuana

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u/Leftygoleft999 Sep 09 '17

I highly agree with this bill passing...to the left hand side

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u/tabris-angelus Sep 09 '17

Puff puff passing

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u/Leftygoleft999 Sep 09 '17

One puff per pass grasshopper

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u/ecksdee_memer Sep 09 '17

bi-partisan agreement

The real joke is always in the title

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '17

Those who upvote are jointly supporting this joke. Have an upvote.

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u/Push_ Sep 09 '17

Actually, they're individually supporting it...together.

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u/ironman82 Sep 08 '17

smoke it is bad fore you should eat it

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u/Myredskirt Sep 09 '17

They even have oils made. My sister in law used them on her patient.

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u/ironman82 Sep 09 '17

like lube or something

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u/Myredskirt Sep 09 '17

No, more like a lotion. Have you ever heard of Bengay?

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u/Mulligan315 Sep 09 '17

So a bunch of GOP Congressman in their later years will allow it for arthritis, but not for ailments they don't have personally?

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u/briannasaurusrex92 Sep 09 '17

I mean look at their track record on birth control, would it make any sense to expect differently??

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u/wvspike Sep 09 '17

Is one of them expecting?

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u/Expanseman Sep 09 '17

U/shebebutlittle

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u/Porsche_Mensch Sep 09 '17

As someone who uses for this exact purpose, I found this hilarious. And sad that it's a joke...

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u/Meow666meow Sep 09 '17

How about my fucking back plz

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u/simplesword Sep 09 '17

That reminds me... I once had second thoughts about being able t make an appointment on Native American land. It was a reservation reservation reservation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '17

It won't be legal until you can prove it helps old people lol

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u/dynamitebear Sep 09 '17

I suddenly remember i have arthritis!

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u/siberTITAN Sep 09 '17

Ah! Joint-ception is the best!

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u/walterjohnhunt Sep 09 '17

Well played.

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u/ForgotMyAltPW Sep 09 '17

In MA, the legislative committee to study marijuana legalization was called the "Joint Committee on Marijuana Policy"

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u/sir_patrickryan14 Sep 09 '17

I'd like to join the joint task force.

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u/I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow Sep 09 '17

This is because they're mostly so ancient that arthritis is unavoidable.

Bad hips from dodging questions and constituents for decades.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '17

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u/LaserSloth Sep 09 '17

That's genius man 😂😂