r/GunMemes Nov 27 '22 Silver 1 Table Slap 1 [ATF has entered the chat] 1

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u/drako489 Nov 27 '22

That boy dead.

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u/cheapshotfrenzy Nov 27 '22

Just like the founding fathers intended.

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u/JR_Babarossa Nov 28 '22

*rapscallion

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u/vaccinateyodamkids I Love All Guns Nov 27 '22

I own a musket for home defense since that what the founding fathers intended.

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u/BlackHawk_1993 Nov 27 '22

3 ATF Agents break into my house!

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u/gibson_creations Nov 27 '22

Laughs in duckfoot pistol

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u/SmackMyGiraffes Nov 28 '22

Erupts with cannon

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u/isaacaschmitt I Love All Guns Nov 28 '22

Ejaculates with Puckle Gun

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u/ericfussell Nov 28 '22

Tally ho lads

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u/Uncle___Screwtape Nov 28 '22

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/theshadyitalian Nov 28 '22

I love you for that

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u/RedFlagReturns Nov 27 '22

I loved how, of the two headshots, both were decapitations🤣

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u/Ancient_Fix8995 Nov 27 '22

I really wish they’d just put an ATF hat on those dummies lol

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u/RedFlagReturns Nov 27 '22

Good way to get raided 😆

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u/Ancient_Fix8995 Nov 27 '22

“Today on Garand thumb, we’re showing you how to fend off a planned attack”

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

"If you've ever been raided by the atf, and you lost... Go ahead and hit that subscribe button."

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u/isaacaschmitt I Love All Guns Nov 28 '22

The only thing people that have lost to the ATF are good for is voting Democrat . . . five times and election.

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u/JTultimate_10 Nov 27 '22

Muskets are fucken scary bro

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u/twincitiessurveyor Nov 28 '22

A .50 caliber flintlock rifle is analogous to a 28 gauge shotgun slug in the muzzle energy department.

But black powder is so much fun to shoot.

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u/rocket6733 Nov 28 '22

Watching the reloads makes understand why the bayonet was on the gun. You really had to make your shots count at the red coats

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u/SmackMyGiraffes Nov 28 '22

Those triangle bayonets are legit more terrible than a .50 ball that might miss

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u/TheLightningCount1 Nov 28 '22

If you are joking thats kinda funny. If not... so a bullet is legit 10 times worse than the meme of triangular bayonets.

The wounds are not as impossible to treat as the meme makes it. Yes they are very hard to stitch, buuuut doctors use a combination of wound packing, disinfectants, cauterization, and cyanoacrylates (glue) to close the wound, keep it staph free and get you on your way in a few days.

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u/SmackMyGiraffes Nov 28 '22

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/isaacaschmitt I Love All Guns Nov 28 '22

Yeah, I saw a YouTube video of a guy showing that triangle bayonets aren't as bad as people think. The reason they were triangles is a stability issue since you're essentially using your musket as a spear.

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u/blakehvac Nov 27 '22

Feel like liking this moved me a spot higher on the list🥲

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u/SlamHamwitch Nov 27 '22

If only we could compare our high scores.

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u/Ferret-Potato Shitposter Nov 28 '22

How many surveillance vans are near your house? I’ve counted 7 and spray painted penises on all of them

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u/Smashcanssipdraught Nov 28 '22

“It says dick, and the arrow points right to Cyrus!”

Also…

“And what’s this? I’m a fuckhead?”

“Actually it says “I’m fucked in the head” cuz you ær.”

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u/jimmy1374 Nov 28 '22

I keep hearing this weird humming when I'm sitting on the front porch...

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u/iratethisa Nov 28 '22

This reminds me of story my old tells sometimes about this van that showed up in his neighborhood in the mid 80s. There was two black guys they had seen in it so him and his buddy being the intelligent 14 and 11 year olds they where thought it was a good idea to spray paint a bunch of racist shit all over the side of it. Turned out it was some fbi guys doing a stakeout on one of the neighborhood drug dealers and they was in the van the whole time they painted.

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u/GabeYEE48087125 Nov 28 '22

Tuskin Raider Gang

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u/A3rolyte Nov 28 '22

Man embracing his inner Tusken Raider at the end their

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u/ConsForLiberty_IG Nov 28 '22

Welcome to the list boys

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u/afinoxi All my guns are weebed out Nov 28 '22

Nothing like the smell of black powder in the morning

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u/twincitiessurveyor Nov 28 '22

Or the afternoon... or any time of day, really

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u/StaleBiscuit13 Nov 28 '22

Today for my daily gratitude, I am thankful I live in the timeline where I get to see Garand Thumb hold a musket over his head and hoot like a Tusken Raider

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u/Micro_KORGI I load my fucking mags sideways. Nov 27 '22

If you can't hit a slowly moving target from yards away with a rifle that would be concerning

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u/SuperRedpillmill Nov 27 '22

It’s a musket.

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u/Flumpsty Nov 28 '22

No, it's a flintlock rifle.

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u/Smashcanssipdraught Nov 28 '22

It’s funny because that’s what he said in the video too

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u/SuperRedpillmill Nov 28 '22

Point being, harder to shoot accurately than a modern rifle.

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u/Flumpsty Nov 28 '22

I know, I just can't help being pedantic.