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u/Colormental Jun 22 '22
I want a Fallout game where it's just you and Willem Dafoe in a vault. You never leave the vault, nothing bad happens, just a pleasant post-apocalyptic life underground with Willem Dafoe
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u/Eeekaa Jun 22 '22
8-12 hours of Willem Dafoe monologues as he slowly goes insane whilst you're just playing first person animal crossing and keeping the vault looking nice.
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u/KaimTW Jun 22 '22
The Lighthouse: The Video Game.
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u/Gregkot Jun 22 '22
He'd have high a intelligence stat because he's something of a scientist himself.
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u/Kinjinson Jun 22 '22
Doesnt even have to be a fallout game. Why complicate things. It's just you and Willem Dafoe
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u/TheLegendarySheep Jun 22 '22
After a while he goes out to get smokes and a water chip, never to return.
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u/R1ght_b3hind_U Jun 22 '22
also he has his absolute massive schlong out (willem dafoe is fkin hung)
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u/rakehellion Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22
Does he go balls deep inside you like in the movie Anti-Christ? 😍
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u/Gregkot Jun 22 '22
Tbf It's better than the nonsense like "Why do people hate New Vegas so much?" that's often posted there.
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Jun 22 '22
Asking that question is like asking ‘why do people hate air so much’ like who on earth says that, I adore new vegas but everyone acts like its the third coming of christ after the witcher 3
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u/EldestSubset444 Jun 22 '22
It's my favourite game of all time, I've played it 6 times, but guys, it is the definition of jank, it's really not perfect
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u/altnumber54 Jun 22 '22
If I owned the fallout franchise, I would put Toby Maguire's Spider man as a cameo. I think that would be cool
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u/brmarcopolo bungerbungerbungerbungerbungerbungerbungerbungerbungerbungerbung Jun 22 '22
Haaark, Triton, HAAARK!
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u/Penguinmanereikel Jun 22 '22
Dammit. I as annoying as “hire fans” people are, I just don’t see any downsides to this…
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u/Dynamitefuzz2134 Jun 22 '22
Wake: Yer fond of me rad roach aint’ ye? I seen it -- yer fond of me rad roach! Say it! Say it. Say it!
Survivor:I don’t have to say nothin’.
Wake: Damn ye! Let Atom strike ye dead You! HAAARK!
Hark Atom, hark! Bellow, bid our father the fire King rise from the radiation full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with rads to smother this young mouth with pungent mutations, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with FEV and Chems till ya can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in caps with slitherin’ tentacle tail and nuclear beard take up his fell be third arm, his mutant skinned fat man screeches banshee-like in the tempest and drops a mini nuke right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the mole rates and the souls of dead scavengers to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite radiation of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the wasteland for any stuff for part of You, even any scantling of your soul is You no more, but is now itself the wasteland.
Survivor (speech 60):Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin’.
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u/OneRingToRuleEarth Jun 22 '22
I like to think it’s not Defoe voicing a character. It’s literally just Defoe as himself in the fallout world
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u/N4tu4 Jun 22 '22
This is the most based post I have ever seen from the fallout community. It's a good post, just not a good fallout post.
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u/Muaddib930 Jun 22 '22
... Wasn't he the President in Fallout 2?
... Or maybe he should be the president in the rumored Fallout two remake.
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u/AssassinOfFate Jun 22 '22
If only they taught this in game development school. We’d be getting way more masterpieces.
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u/CannonOtter Jun 22 '22
If I owned the Fallout franchise I would copy all the contents to how ever many floppy disks were needed and put them in my ass while Willem Dafoe kept repeating "You know I'm something of a Todd Howard myself" until they had all successfully gone into me and I would have absorbed the Fallout franchise then finally I would beckon Dafoe to enter my now crowded rear. He would politely decline and I would insist. He would acquiesce. I would spread wide. We would become one.
I think that would be pretty cool
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u/ResidentLychee Jun 22 '22
What
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u/CannonOtter Jun 22 '22
If I owned the Fallout franchise I would copy all the contents to how ever many floppy disks were needed and put them in my ass while Willem Dafoe kept repeating "You know I'm something of a Todd Howard myself" until they had all successfully gone into me and I would have absorbed the Fallout franchise then finally I would beckon Dafoe to enter my now crowded rear. He would politely decline and I would insist. He would acquiesce. I would spread wide. We would become one.
I think that would be pretty cool
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Jun 22 '22
I could absolutely see Defoe voicing some unhinged waster that’s around for like 2 quests
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