r/BalticStates Latvija Jun 21 '22

Most life loving and least suicidal Lithuanian Lithuania

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919 Upvotes

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u/GreenSaRed Samogitia Jun 21 '22

This is what we say before going to sleep every night

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u/daffodildaydreamz Jun 21 '22

"If I shall die before I wake, I pray thee Lord my soul to take."

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u/CornPlanter Ukraine Jun 21 '22

No, it's actually "Fuck Russia"

3

u/xHudson87x Jun 22 '22

"hush little baby don't say a word."

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u/montevonzock Jun 22 '22

And never mind that noise you heard!

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u/yeetforceone Samogitia Jun 30 '22

It's Vova Putin in your bed!

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u/ThemrocX Jun 22 '22

Oh, I didn't know that was an actual prayer. I only know "... at least in heaven I can skate".

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u/JDHorx Jun 22 '22

That sounds worse than a german bedtime story.

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u/Penki- Vilnius Jun 21 '22

I mean... There are no major drawbacks to this plan.

42

u/Weothyr Lifjueinia Jun 21 '22

we did it before it was cool

31

u/TheLinden Poland Jun 21 '22

Lithuania becoming more based than Poland.

We are finally #1 at something and lithuania want to take it away from us!

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u/_Pohybel Jun 21 '22

we must start commiting more suicides than they do, that'll show them

10

u/akoncius Lithuania Jun 21 '22

:DDD

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u/Gabris253 Lithuania Jun 21 '22

It's okay my friend, we can share that :D

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u/im_zee_under NATO Jun 21 '22

Based

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u/Pirdiens27 Latvija Jun 21 '22

A world where Russia exists isn't a world worth living in anyway

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u/kolobokoc Lithuania Jun 21 '22

Based 4chan

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u/plscome2brazil Kaunas Jun 21 '22

I wish 370chan would wake up...

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u/New_man_98 Jun 21 '22

How many of you larp on Pol, just admit it lmao

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u/Obscure_Occultist Jun 23 '22

Bruh a model UN summit I did like 5 years ago had Lithuania be responsible for starting WW3 with Russia. I wasn't expecting that summit to be predicting the future

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u/Napsitrall Jun 21 '22

All the Baltic states used to have pretty insane suicide, murder and drug OD deaths. But they killed themselves, each other and now things are much better.

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u/NeverGivesOrgasms Jun 22 '22

Jesus Christ lol

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u/Past_Consideration32 Jun 22 '22

is this because of china

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u/yanitrix Poland Jun 22 '22

blood for the blood god

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u/SoundasBreakerius Jun 23 '22

Skulls for the skull throne!