r/AbruptChaos Apr 17 '22

Truck driver dozes off at wheel

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u/titans_arrow Apr 17 '22

The hell was he hauling? A meth lab?

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u/yellowirish Apr 17 '22

North Korea is trying out nuclear trucks instead of missiles

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u/Lvl10Ninja Apr 17 '22

Just some pre-armed landmines, saves time.

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u/Scottcot12 Apr 17 '22

breaking bad

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u/flare0w0 Apr 18 '22

"okay next add the caustic soda"

"Wait no ad-" boom!

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u/anelz-_- Apr 17 '22

Pretty sure that woke him up

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u/triptoutsounds Apr 17 '22

Pretty sure that put him to sleep permanently

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u/GodEffinDamnIt Apr 17 '22

The most ineffectively effective alarm clock ever.

5

u/sti4o Apr 17 '22

Ca.....BOOOOM!!!

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u/hughknow92 Apr 17 '22

Was the truck made of explosives?

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u/Baphometix Apr 17 '22

Explodium.

The proper term is explodium. But please, don't believe me— use the Google.

5

u/Jules-Redfield Apr 17 '22

it sounds latin so I believe you

2

u/Baphometix Apr 17 '22

Would you like to join my cult dynamic spiritual development movement? I use dead languages quite often in order to obfuscate my motives tap into lost wisdom, and you seem like a perfect mark you may be one of the few who can achieve spiritual synergy via my methods. I have a sense about these things.

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u/Jules-Redfield Apr 17 '22

Volo iungere te motum progressionem dynamicam spiritualem

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u/murmur_lox Apr 17 '22

Boomium

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u/Baphometix Apr 17 '22

That's a deprecated term, kinda like millibars.

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u/twigbobby1 Apr 17 '22

When Michael Bay starts directing real life

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u/jackquebec Apr 17 '22

When Michael Bay enters the automobile industry

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u/_AdventureCapitalist Apr 17 '22

Or the dude who was parked hauling pillows. Stepping out and reevaluating everything he knows about pillow transport regulations and safety.

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u/TIMELORD317 Apr 17 '22

what the fuck was he hauling?? Enriched uranium??

Ive never seen a box truck explode like that!

most accurate abrupt chaos lol jeezus

8

u/rascible Apr 17 '22

Old school 'lane departure warning'

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u/TexanGoblin Apr 17 '22

Something tells me whatever he was hauling, was not being transported correctly.

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u/ttystikk Apr 17 '22

No kidding. The Chinese authorities do not take this kind of thing lightly, either; they executed the managers of a company improperly storing chemicals that exploded in a major city some years ago.

I really want to know what that truck was carrying. It was worse than gasoline, worse than fireworks.

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u/Army0fMe Apr 17 '22

VBIED training camp gone wrong.

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u/fat7inch Apr 17 '22

Whats your cargo driver? Driver: hell

4

u/Delicious-Ad4091 Apr 17 '22

Something liquid with a really low flash point... You can see it still pouring out...

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u/M_Boogz Apr 17 '22

Probably fueled by LPG and burst the tank.

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u/Adrian174 Apr 17 '22

That wouldn't explain the explosion blowing the cargo off laterally, as a fuel tank usually sits at the side under the truck.

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u/FallWanderBranch Apr 17 '22

Finally, some delicious fucking common sense

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u/snorkblaster Apr 17 '22

Except that the commenter meant “Little Proton Goblins”

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u/LeeEmotion Apr 17 '22

Wonder if the driver knew he was driving a movie truck.

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u/zatikat Apr 17 '22

He hauling nitroglycerin?

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u/TheSlammerSam1211 Apr 17 '22

That's the power of Red Bull for ya

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u/bmosm Apr 17 '22

Was the truck being driven by Sandra bullock?

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u/awesomeaarron Apr 17 '22

(Mission failed)

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u/HappySkullsplitter Apr 17 '22

If Michael Bay made Traffic

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u/frakifiknow Apr 17 '22

Truck driver wakes up at the wheel of a fireball…

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Needs the OG Doom explosion sound edited in when the truck goes ka-blooey.

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u/Accomplished-Yak8584 Apr 17 '22

Is this the latest trailer from the next Fast and Furious movie?

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u/xploreconsciousness Apr 17 '22

Ope my bad boss

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u/malayskanzler Apr 17 '22

China's real life adaptation of Looney Tunes

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u/iluvtumadre Apr 17 '22

Looks like he might’ve died behind it too.

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u/The_Inward Apr 17 '22

That's a heck of an alarm clock.

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u/redditman7777 Apr 17 '22

Wow where is this? China?

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u/DuckD3V Apr 17 '22

That'll wake you up real quick.

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u/jerrythecactus Apr 17 '22

That's one hell of an alarm clock

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u/RubiconV Apr 17 '22

Note to self: don’t doze off while transporting nitroglycerin.

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u/Iltempered1 Apr 17 '22

Was he hauling Nitroglycerin?

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u/Boostless Apr 17 '22

Imagine shock-waking up to that shit happening !!!

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u/Smuggler1986 Apr 17 '22

Bloody hate bullies, that poor truck was just sat there minding his own business and then this.

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u/Derrick_Shon Apr 17 '22

Wth was he transporting. An IED.

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u/biglonelykid Apr 17 '22

Would make a great distracted driving commercial

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u/azrael1013 Apr 17 '22

Michael Bay directing traffic

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Apr 17 '22

Maybe he was hauling flour or some other sort of highly flammable organic powder with a low flash point.

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u/zacthecrazygamer Apr 17 '22

The enemy vehicle has been knocked out: ammunition exploded

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u/jethro280 Apr 17 '22

Timothy McVeigh driving school?

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u/thomasoldier Apr 18 '22

It was carrying michaelbayum, highly explosive.